CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Rogue Soldier Eli McManus Reported MIA - Operation Wupacalypse = 9/11'd

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Yesterday, Jace frantically posted tweets asking for Eli's location.

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However, after 3 days since Eli's last report, Jace has been forced to assume Eli is either arrested or dead, which his response to is essentially "Oh well"
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REST IN PEACE, ELIJAH

You will always be remembered in spirit for fueling the fight with weed, masturbation, and Runescape.
 
;_;7
Jace flips out and assumes he's a ghost skeleton of Islamic content send by Tyce and Wu to kill him.
 
The Knife dijo:
When I read the thread title, I thought for a moment that Eli had reported himself MIA...which to be fair sounds exactly like something Eli would do.
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"Uhhh....hello? I'm not sure where I'm at. There's some faggy trees n' shit. I'm MIA I guess..."

No Eli, you just have the navigation skills of a pop-tart.
 
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Oh come on guys and gals. Eli survived- despite all odds against it- a months-long trip to possibly one of the most dangerous places on the planet. A three-day tour to the Maple Kingdom ain't shit.
 
Eli -- survives middle east and taken out by Canada. RIP Eli, may the commander grow sweet locks like you one day.
 
RIP in peace, Eli


Seriously, though, I can't wait for him to pop back up at a diner stuffing his face with delicious, delicious poutine so he can fuel the fight.
 
I already have a few choice nasheeds picked out for the funeral livestream, just in case
 
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