Rock Climbing

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I'd probably be more interested if it was more accessible to me. I like calisthenics because I don't have to go to a gym, paying some petite bourgeois for the privilege of feeling like a cuck. Climbing does seem fun and satisfying.
Gym climbing is pretty fucking awful, climb outside. Be that guy. Most gyms are more “commercial” so are geared towards showy low tier parkour.

Great example of outside. Met this dude in the gym and outside a few times. Absolutely shredded animal.
 
My once a month obligatory necro post/double post has arrived.

Send temps are disappearing. For the first time in over a year I have gotten a climbing gym membership. I’d also stopped generally working out and relied solely on climbing and hiking to keep fit. It was not sufficient.

I totally, like a complete faggot, asked grok for a hangboard routine. I’m on week 4 now, it’s going alright. I was able to put down a sandbagged outdoor V4 that took me a year to figure out so the AI can’t be that bad, right?

Any of you guys train? Especially when it comes to fingers? Anyone do that thing with a bucket of rice for your forearms? I’m considering it, but I couldn’t imagine wasting so much rice. How are the other kiwi climbers?
 
Anyone do that thing with a bucket of rice for your forearms?
I have one at home, but I only use it to treat climber's elbow which thankfully doesn't bother me too often. For cooling down I usually do forearm stretches.
Any of you guys train? Especially when it comes to fingers?
I do Emil's sub-max hangboarding and short mobility workouts daily, but I think most of my gains come from limit climbing. It's hard to tell what works at the intermediate level I'm at right now.

But I also do finger curls weekly, and I noticed pretty good progress - I went from a 25lb dumbbell to a 45lb one in a span of a couple of months, and I'm the only one in the friend group without any mild or serious finger injuries.

How are the other kiwi climbers?
Hyped, the outdoor climbing season finally started here in PNW, and I already sent my white whale project from the last year. Aiming to send my first V5 and 5.11b this season.



On a side note, is anyone following IFSC's World Cups? Erin McNiece getting two gold medals in the first two cups of the year was unexpected. And I'm happy for Annie Sanders for getting her first gold in bouldering - I love her static style, and I hope she'll keep it up and show people how impressive and engaging climbing can be without all the parkour.
 
Wanted to put my 2 cents in. I started climbing in late 2018 to find new friends after my father passed. Used Meetup and started with other activities first like gaming groups, but found they were mostly run by far-left college fags that only sperged about Orange Man Bad. Was going to give up but gave it 1 last chance with a climbing group. Almost immediately fell in love with the sport. Bought my own gear and got to work. Made some great friends in the group as well, but most moved away, or lost interest in climbing. I made a point to make friends with some of the older people at the gym that were really strong, and I think that helped my climbing progress immensely. Gym shut down for 5 months in April 2020 due to covid, so me and some good friends started climbing outdoors more. That's where I started getting into lead climbing, and bouldering.
Sept 2021 I was bouldering outdoors with 2 good friends and sending some decent stuff (V2s-V3s). We were doing our last boulder of the day. Me and my buddy were competing to see who could top it first. I made it to the end but couldn't top because there was a lot of moss. Well, I ended up losing my footing, falling, and suffering a compound ankle fracture. My foot was pretty much hanging off. Had to call emergency services to come get us off the mountain. I was hospitalized for 3 weeks I think, and had 2 surgeries to repair the damage, and put a rod in my leg. Spent about 2 months on crutches in a cast, then a boot. Around that time I started going back to my gym and climbing on my 1 good foot. Luckly I had friends that supported my insane idea to climb before I fully healed. I was fairly well known at my gym so they were also ok with me climbing there before I was healed. Got back to normal operating capacity about March 2022. Around that time, I met someone, and my climbing slowed down for about 2 years, and I got a bit fatter. 😂 Started taking it seriously again early last year and haven't slowed down since.
I still boulder outdoors but have a difficult time topping out on most anything due to psychological fear of my ankle break. Highest grade I can climb as of now in 5.11b/c, and V3 (I suck at bouldering, and it kills my fingers)

My gym overall is really cool. It's near a college town so you get a lot of college students that hate orange man. We have a ton of auto-belays, and a decent bouldering cave. They started doing events like a trivia night, or a wild west themed night. They've done blackout climbing where they turn off all the light, give everyone headlamps and let us climb in the dark. You get the occasional troon, but I haven't seen many since covid. The gym was very old-school, but began modernizing 2 years ago. Making it more accessible to newer climbers. One of the main complaints I remember hearing when I started was the grading was really rough, so that go toned down. All the route setters are very competent too.

I don't do much formal training. If I'm not climbing with anybody, I'll do laps on the autos to build stamina, but other than that I've always been of the mindset to just focus on having fun.
 
Used Meetup and started with other activities first like gaming groups, but found they were mostly run by far-left college fags that only sperged about Orange Man Bad. Was going to give up but gave it 1 last chance with a climbing group. Almost immediately fell in love with the sport.
I've had a similar experience not too long ago. My first time climbing, I was invited by a friend and had a blast and later learned it was a semi-regular meetup, so I've been going ever since.

I just did my first few routes outdoors the other day, and it's been really fun, and I can't wait to do some more. I want to get more into lead climbing, but feel I need a bit more experience before that. 5.10ds at the gym I go to are still challenging me.
 
@Rock bro6 66 can't reply directly to your post for some odd reason.
Damn man, bummer on the injury. If it helps, there’s a notorious V1 at my favorite crag people fracture their femurs on all the time. Shits intense. Glad to hear you didn’t let it keep you back. Completely understand the fear factor on top outs, took me like 2 years to get over the fear of bouldering outside after my own sport climb injury. It’ll help if you have some buddies you know are hardcore about bouldering AND spotting to get over the fear.

I just did my first few routes outdoors the other day, and it's been really fun, and I can't wait to do some more. .
Outside will make you so strong.

I want to get more into lead climbing, but feel I need a bit more experience before that. 5.10ds at the gym I go to are still challenging me.
So for outside lead climbing, don’t be intimidated by the grades. I promise an outdoor 5.6 will be harder than your gyms 5.11’s (unless you go to a really good gym). What you need to be concerned with is cleaning a lead route. A girl died in the last 2 years down in Alabama lead climbing on her first outdoor lead climb because they sent her to clean the route up and she fucked up at the end. Completely detached and let go from the top of something like 60 feet. Helicopter evac, didn’t make it.
 
@Rock bro6 66 can't reply directly to your post for some odd reason.
Damn man, bummer on the injury. If it helps, there’s a notorious V1 at my favorite crag people fracture their femurs on all the time. Shits intense. Glad to hear you didn’t let it keep you back. Completely understand the fear factor on top outs, took me like 2 years to get over the fear of bouldering outside after my own sport climb injury. It’ll help if you have some buddies you know are hardcore about bouldering AND spotting to get over the fear.
Might be because I'm a new account? I actually made this account specifically because of this thread.

Thanks. Yeah I had a pretty positive attitude the whole time. I always tried to have the mindset that outdoor climbing can be dangerous, and there is a chance I could get hurt. It just was a freak accident. Landed between 2 pads, heard a loud pop, and felt my foot flopping around, then saw the horrified looks on my friends faces lol. I have a picture if anyone's curious to see.

I actually just went bouldering with a friend today and topped a V1. We're planning to go out bouldering again tomorrow.
So for outside lead climbing, don’t be intimidated by the grades. I promise an outdoor 5.6 will be harder than your gyms 5.11’s (unless you go to a really good gym). What you need to be concerned with is cleaning a lead route. A girl died in the last 2 years down in Alabama lead climbing on her first outdoor lead climb because they sent her to clean the route up and she fucked up at the end. Completely detached and let go from the top of something like 60 feet. Helicopter evac, didn’t make it.
I hate hearing things like that. Unless I'm mistaken it didn't sound like she had any practice with cleaning. There's a setup on the ground at a crag I go to, and I used that to practice until I was comfortable. Anyone else I teach how to clean I'd make them practice there too before sending them up on their own.
 
@Rock bro6 66 can't reply directly to your post for some odd reason
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Outside will make you so strong.
That's good to hear. I'm finding I now have a much firmer handshake than I did a few months ago and want that to continue.

So for outside lead climbing, don’t be intimidated by the grades. I promise an outdoor 5.6 will be harder than your gyms 5.11’s (unless you go to a really good gym). What you need to be concerned with is cleaning a lead route. A girl died in the last 2 years down in Alabama lead climbing on her first outdoor lead climb because they sent her to clean the route up and she fucked up at the end. Completely detached and let go from the top of something like 60 feet. Helicopter evac, didn’t make it.
I've been looking up how to do it correctly, and when we went, we luckily had three climbers, the lead, me, and the last climber that would clean the anchors. While we were waiting for the third, we practiced cleaning the anchor, but I want to do it on the ground more until I know every step correctly. I'm glad we went to where there were easier routes and we climbed a 5.6, 5.7, and 5.8 without any problems. I want to learn all positions so that I can do them, and I believe that the more knowledgeable a climber is, the better, especially when safety is so critical. It sucks to see the injuries and death that can happen from climbing. I hope to never be in those situations, so I'll continue learning.

Thanks. Yeah I had a pretty positive attitude the whole time. I always tried to have the mindset that outdoor climbing can be dangerous, and there is a chance I could get hurt. It just was a freak accident. Landed between 2 pads, heard a loud pop, and felt my foot flopping around, then saw the horrified looks on my friends faces lol. I have a picture if anyone's curious to see.

I actually just went bouldering with a friend today and topped a V1. We're planning to go out bouldering again tomorrow.
I hit reply too soon on my earlier message, but it's good to see that you're still climbing even with such a scary fall, and good luck tomorrow!
 
I believe that the more knowledgeable a climber is, the better, especially when safety is so critical. It sucks to see the injuries and death that can happen from climbing. I hope to never be in those situations, so I'll continue learning
Make sure to always where your helmet, then.

I did your suggestion to quote your post btw, thanks.


I actually made this account specifically because of this thread.
Same. I’d been listening to MATI since like late 2020 and lurking the forum since right after drop kiwifarms. Saw this thread and saw it was underwhelming dead and needed necro posting. Now I can sperg at strangers about climbing.


I have a picture if anyone's curious to see.
Don’t post those. The climbing community is JUST small enough that someone could phone book you from those pictures. Better yet to leave the story of the accident a bit vague. Don’t want to end up on the username hall of shame or shot by a troon climber.

On that note I have a hilarious video from a climbing event that happened nearly a year ago that I want to post but can’t because I have to remove the meta data or risk getting busted myself. It’s the most insane bullshit, I can describe/post the video (with data removed) and should be good there were a lot of people present from all over.
 
Don’t post those. The climbing community is JUST small enough that someone could phone book you from those pictures. Better yet to leave the story of the accident a bit vague. Don’t want to end up on the username hall of shame or shot by a troon climber.
Understood. Appreciate the advice.
I hit reply too soon on my earlier message, but it's good to see that you're still climbing even with such a scary fall, and good luck tomorrow!
Yeah, I'm definitely not letting something like that stop me. And thanks. I had a good time today. Topped an easy V0 slab. Almost topped a V1, but psyched myself out at the topout. It's a bit frustrating, but all my friends are understanding. This isn't something I can get over in a day, so I'm trying to look at it like baby steps.

Does anyone watch any climbing content on Youtube? I used to watch Movement for Climbers, but it seems he stopped posting a year ago. I also watch Climbing Stuff some of his videos are funny.
 
Beta Climber’s fail compilations are entertaining. Mainly watch stuff put out about climbs in the southeast though. It’s where I spend most of time time climbing so great to learn more about the areas around there.
I do also watch videos of people doing boulders around my area. Sometimes for beta, or to see the harder climbs done. I've also searched for videos of people doing High ball boulders. Like the V16 you posted above KneeGrow. There's a V0 in a popular area near me that's considered a High ball. I think it's about 35 ft. Did it one time years ago, and that was enough.
Any of you guys train? Especially when it comes to fingers? Anyone do that thing with a bucket of rice for your forearms?
Any update on the bucket of rice training? Did you try it out.
 
There's a V0 in a popular area near me that's considered a High ball. I think it's about 35 ft. Did it one time years ago, and that was enough.
There’s a highball V1 famous at my favorite crag near Chatt called “Storming the Castle”. I couldn’t even begin to tell you how many people have broken femurs on that thing. I think it’s like 30 feet. Funny enough there’s a V2 within line of sight of storming that’s WAY easier than the V1. I’ve got a small list of highball projects over there.


Any update on the bucket of rice training? Did you try it out.
My kids are weird and have been eating the rice. So, no.

I have been semi consistent with hangboard at the gym however and I am noticing a difference in my outdoor climbing.
 
There’s a highball V1 famous at my favorite crag near Chatt called “Storming the Castle”. I couldn’t even begin to tell you how many people have broken femurs on that thing. I think it’s like 30 feet. Funny enough there’s a V2 within line of sight of storming that’s WAY easier than the V1. I’ve got a small list of highball projects over there.
I've seen "Storming the Castle" before looking at bouldering videos! Looks really cool with that deck thing at the top. Went out to a crag in the Southern part of NY last week and saw a few highballs there ranging from V1 to V7. Neither me nor my friend even considered them. Honestly
My kids are weird and have been eating the rice. So, no.
Have you considered a type of sand? I haven't done any research on this myself, but I swear I've seen people use sand for forearm resistance training. The kids won't eat the sand.... hopefully.
I have been semi consistent with hangboard at the gym however and I am noticing a difference in my outdoor climbing.
I really should try out some hangboard training. My fingers are pretty strong, but I do feel strain in them if I'm doing back-to-back bouldering sessions.
 
Looks really cool with that deck thing at the top
I cannot express how dangerous that deck up there is. The previous owner of the property built 6 cabins across the cliff line right above a lot of classic climbs. He got no permits to do this and they’re anchored in super janky. The one above Storming in particular is filled with black mold and slowly disintegrating. The railing for the deck is pretty flimsy so you don’t even want to touch that thing. The floor boards are fine though, so walking across the deck itself isn’t an issue. Oh, and the gap between the deck and the ledge at the top is maybe 8 inches. So you have to shimmy along that until you get past the deck.

Trying (and failing as of writing this) to find a particular video of a guy eating shit on it. Last move is the crux, so that’s where everyone normally falls. Shit is the stuff of nightmares. However, there are anchors on the top so you can top rope it if you want to try it without risking a terrible injury.



Have you considered a type of sand? I haven't done any research on this myself, but I swear I've seen people use sand for forearm resistance training. The kids won't eat the sand.... hopefully.
I’ve not looked into it. I’m sure however my kiddos will find a way of making sand part of my bed sheets somehow.


but I do feel strain in them if I'm doing back-to-back bouldering sessions
Tendons are aid.




Hyped, the outdoor climbing season finally started here in PNW, and I already sent my white whale project from the last year. Aiming to send my first V5 and 5.11b this season.
Sorry for the late reply. Jealous you’re in season now. How is the climbing out there? I only know what’s in the south east sadly. Been to The Red yet? Sport climbing Mecca, I always have a really weird experience when I stop at Miguel’s out there.
 
There's a bouldering gym close to me and I've gone twice now to check it out. The place is huge, really comfy and has a good atmosphere, everyone is chill and happy to talk. I'm crap at climbing though. I have 0 stamina and run out of energy so fast. My finger strength is nonexistent too, I tried using the finger grip practice thing and could only hold my full bodyweight for like 1.5 seconds.

What sort of conditioning and training would you recommend for a noob, just so I can go a bit harder and not feel like my own body is holding me back?

The height bothers me a bit too. I never liked heights and I already much prefer the lower, tension heavy, upside-down kind of problems. Even the easiest walls can get really unnerving when they go too high for me.
 
I'm crap at climbing though
Most people are when they first start. I know some kid that started about the same time as me, he was just as bad. Fast forward 5ish years and he climbs V12 outside, while I’m at V7 (I’m also quite older than him).

What sort of conditioning and training would you recommend for a noob, just so I can go a bit harder and not feel like my own body is holding me back?
Literally just climb more. It’ll help significantly if you have a friend or two already into climbing (meeting people at the gym is super easy and typically most people are super friendly and happy to share advice) so you can be shown little bits of technique. General calisthenics and weightlifting will certainly help as well as far as general strength, but as far as endurance and technique those you’ll have to suffer for.

You aren’t a noob, you’re a Gumby. Enjoy this period of climbing, you’ll look back and cringe at how bad your footwork is.


The height bothers me a bit too. I never liked heights and I already much prefer the lower, tension heavy, upside-down kind of problems. Even the easiest walls can get really unnerving when they go too high for me.
Thankfully in the gym you’re relatively safe. Injuries can and do happen in the gym, so don’t be dumb. You just want to be sure to learn to fall correctly. Wait until you get outside my mans, I think the biggest fall I’ve taken (bouldering) was something like 15 feet. I’ve done a handful of 30 foot problems, all you can do is focus on finishing the climb.


Whatever you do, do not land like this Gumby did.
 
trying (and failing as of writing this) to find a particular video of a guy eating shit on it. Last move is the crux, so that’s where everyone normally falls. Shit is the stuff of nightmares. However, there are anchors on the top so you can top rope it if you want to try it without risking a terrible injury.
Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iporHTYR0Vs&t
The comments on it, brutal.
 
There's a bouldering gym close to me and I've gone twice now to check it out. The place is huge, really comfy and has a good atmosphere, everyone is chill and happy to talk. I'm crap at climbing though. I have 0 stamina and run out of energy so fast. My finger strength is nonexistent too, I tried using the finger grip practice thing and could only hold my full bodyweight for like 1.5 seconds.

What sort of conditioning and training would you recommend for a noob, just so I can go a bit harder and not feel like my own body is holding me back?

The height bothers me a bit too. I never liked heights and I already much prefer the lower, tension heavy, upside-down kind of problems. Even the easiest walls can get really unnerving when they go too high for me.
I would second KneeGrows advice. I will add though to stretch out first. Especially if it's a strictly bouldering gym. Bouldering is more power focused, and I've pulled muscles bouldering cold before. Also, yeah when you land fall back. Don't take the impact on your knees. Although any good gym should teach you this the first time you go. You mentioned using the finger board? Be careful, especially as a new climber. Your tendons won't be as strong, and you could risk injury. Give it at least a few months before doing that.
 
YES
God my booty puckers every time I think of his fall. Could’ve been worse though.
I will add though to stretch out first
Stretching is aid. Warming up is aid. You start on your limit every time.
I don’t warm up and I’m really bad about going straight to the project. This is a terrible idea but I am a retard.
 
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