🤖 Are Orthodox Christians… Robots? - (((Yes)))

[Laocoön]

After struggling to communicate with these people for a couple of years, I’ve formed a case here that they are robots.

Not them alone—anyone that follows the Nicene pattern. Be wary.

 

[Rapesputin]

Denounce the Talmud and the Koran

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Nigga, you really expect me to watch all that shit? At least have the decency to make schizoposting succinct.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The orthodox Christians I've met weren't robots, just a little autistic.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

So are you an anti Christian or just a non Christian? Because the Nicene Creed is considered fundamental to almost all Christians as a definition of belief.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Kill yourself retarded protestant mutt

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Virgin protestants/catholics: You can be overtaken by the devil! His servants can hurt you, give me money and I will conjure a magic spell to protect you!
Chad orthodox: Devil or his servants can't exist in the physical world, they can only whisper in your ear and self-discipline will defeat them.

 

[Male Idiot]

Yes, they are, haven't you seen Futurama?

Robot jesus debugs.

 

[Troonos]

I'm a little torn on the Orthodox.

They have some of the most beautiful churches in the world, they uphold some neat old world worship traditions, and they tend to be very based trads who are also very heckin' wholesome and friendly. Not to mention, they're very close in doctrine to the original Christian church from ancient times.

On the other hand, singing liturgy is odd, and the repetitive, ritualistic, rehearsed preaching and prayer are borderline unbiblical. A sermon should be a spiritual leader guiding and teaching. Prayer should be a conversation. It shouldn't be repetition of the same thing over and over again. The bible advises against vain repetition. Then again, the Baptists say "father God" about a hundred times per prayer, which is retarded too.

I don't know. They're one of the better churches out there, but they have some practices that could be off-putting for people who didn't grow up Orthodox. Seems like it would be hard to bring new people in.

 

[News Enjoyer]

Hater accidentally makes his ideological enemies sound awesome example #1289919032
We really need a concise term for this phenomenon. Starship Troopers Syndrome? I'm not sure if "Heinlein's Law" would be appropriate since the book (which is the one he wrote) was not a parody, unlike the film adaptation.

 

[monk]

Conflating everyone who criticizes your chosen religion or isn't part of it with a heretic or even worse a satanist is really dumb.
I consider myself ex-catholic. I was raised very conservatively and religiously, I went to mass every week, even every day for some time, had confirmation, everything. I can say the people in my church were very mostly good people (except a female classmate I was briefly friends with that turned out to be a psycho that liked to pretend to be other men online to women she hated irl, catfished them, then had a "coming to Jesus" moment and became a nun). I was raised with christian morals and still practice them to the people I think deserve them. But the church left me, not only was it powerless to stop the degeneracy and attacks against it, I found that the people running it (preachers, bishops, etc.) were weak, often bad people like alcoholics, fags, power hungry manipulators, or the like. The church was unsuccessful in identifying the ways in which the real satanists were attacking traditionalism, and instead of using rational arguments and defending personal liberty, took a black vs white mentality, everyone who's not 100% with us is part of them. This black and white thinking led to anyone even slightly criticizing the church or even not being a complete religious fanatic as being labelled as a heretic and satanist. In addition, the church has no power to enforce social norms any more, all the power has been taken away by the secular state, and so the church is unable to enforce social cohesion by punishing bad and immoral behavior. Just saying something is bad and immoral is not enough, there needs to be punishment. Repention is not a sufficient punishment and works only on the gullible and weak-minded. Vacant threats that one will go to hell instead of heaven are a joke, heaven and hell are metaphorical (god help anyone who thinks they really exist). The roman mass is a pointless ritual where one prays to god and metaphorically eats the body of christ and drinks wine. This is an absurd ritual that is pointless and creepy. Why should I have to submit to such a ritual in order to be a member of the church? What matters is that the people are good to each other and that we work towarts a better future, weird pointless cult rituals aren't part of this future, neither is having to pay your dues to a church that is at the same time powerless to enforce social norms and also does things that promote faggotry, like the pope defenting LGBT and the church teaching that everyone can be a christian, including fags, child molesters and non-white people. This universalism is the church's biggest evil, as the core of its ideology, universalism necessarily leads to the promotion of multiculturalism. Some people say that the two can be separate, that the religion can be universal but at the same time enforce strict segragation. I say that's bullshit, show me one christian church right now that promotes strict segregation based on genetics (race). Then some say that segragation is not necessary, that people of different races and cultures can live amongst each other and not have conflict or produce mixed children. If universalism teaches that anyone can be a good christian, why can't anyone just have children with any other good christian, regardless of race? Even if you try to enforce non-race-mixing, it's inevitable that some women will get impregnated by men of a different race, either consensually or by rape. You need to have strict separation from any other race, and this is incompatible with universalism. You can't live with people whose genetics, culture and intelligence is vastly different than your own.
What I hope for is a future where people of the same race come together and work together to create their own ethnically and racially pure nation, where understanding of shared morals is based on shared genetics. Race mixing needs to be as big a evil as murder. Christianity is incompatible with this, due to its foundational ideology of universalism leading to multiculturalism and race mixing, its severe case of victim mentality (teaching its followers to be victims as that will lead to good things, with Jesus being the ultimate victim, that can be a cause of the victim mentality of the leftists today (leftism, SJWism, LGBT,... are a faction of severe victim mentality that christianity partly also created).
Other religions are not an answer as they are even less related to our white genetics and morals than christianity is. Islam, Judaism, ... none of them are good. Christianity isn't either. They're all archaic relics of the past that can directly be blamed for a lot of suffering, wars and deaths today. I want no part in these wars between different schizophrenic archaic religions. I want a society where intelligence is valued, where people work together based on reality rather than on cult delusions.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Nigga I ain't watching allat, specially since it's some 2view channel.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Robots? I thought the Orthodox stereotype is a very boring уныние.

 

[Str8Bustah]

I don't know. They're one of the better churches out there, but they have some practices that could be off-putting for people who didn't grow up Orthodox. Seems like it would be hard to bring new people in.

you'd think this but the church has been growing at a steady rate for the past few years. we still consistently see new regulars turn up in my parish, and that's some small, isolated church in the back-end of nowhere.

 

[smartypants302]

 

[Soso]

The Orthodox Christians I met, even if few, are very kind people.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Virgin protestants/catholics: You can be overtaken by the devil! His servants can hurt you, give me money and I will conjure a magic spell to protect you!
Chad orthodox: Devil or his servants can't exist in the physical world, they can only whisper in your ear and self-discipline will defeat them.

There's lots of stuff in Orthodoxy I don't like, but on the whole it comes across as such a coherent, disciplined and wise system of belief that I'm inclined to believe it may actually be true.

And yeah, that's how I interpret demons. At worst you might say there's a correspondence between demonic/angelic activity and the world below (that comes straight from the Bible), but in the physical world "our mental demons/personal demons" ARE the demons.

I'm a little torn on the Orthodox.

They have some of the most beautiful churches in the world, they uphold some neat old world worship traditions, and they tend to be very based trads who are also very heckin' wholesome and friendly. Not to mention, they're very close in doctrine to the original Christian church from ancient times.

On the other hand, singing liturgy is odd, and the repetitive, ritualistic, rehearsed preaching and prayer are borderline unbiblical. A sermon should be a spiritual leader guiding and teaching. Prayer should be a conversation. It shouldn't be repetition of the same thing over and over again. The bible advises against vain repetition. Then again, the Baptists say "father God" about a hundred times per prayer, which is retarded too.

I don't know. They're one of the better churches out there, but they have some practices that could be off-putting for people who didn't grow up Orthodox. Seems like it would be hard to bring new people in.

This may not give you a community, but you can mine all religions for the truth that God puts in them.
I try to pay close attention when I encounter people. Like some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door right as I was composing an essay (for an actual audience) on our responsibility for stewarding animals; some of their materials dealt with environmental issues. I thought it over and what I took away was that God wasn't trying to steer me towards the Witnesses (they're a literal cult, like an actual harmful if-you-join-us-you-can't-talk-to-your-family cult) but towards that particular strand of thought.

Singing liturgy is as traditional as it gets... Jews "cantillate" the Torah. Much of the Bible was composed as Hebrew poetry.
(Also, Jesus said that right before handing down a boilerplate repetitive prayer.)

What I hate in Orthodoxy: the episcopal polity. What I dislike but is more a matter of taste: them being an Awe church (in my Awe/Contemplation/Ecstasy typology). What I like: the maturity of their thought. When I come to an answer that makes sense it usually happens the Orthodox were teaching it all along.

 

[AnonymousRetard]

Virgin protestants/catholics: You can be overtaken by the devil! His servants can hurt you, give me money and I will conjure a magic spell to protect you!
Chad orthodox: Devil or his servants can't exist in the physical world, they can only whisper in your ear and self-discipline will defeat them.

Matthew 8:28–34

 

[Picnic_Boy]

you'd think this but the church has been growing at a steady rate for the past few years. we still consistently see new regulars turn up in my parish, and that's some small, isolated church in the back-end of nowhere.

Standing true to your beliefs is much more attractive, especially to men, than the current Western push to twist the Gospel for the sake of num-nums or whatever feminized baby-talk liberal pastors are using this week.

 

[Laocoön]

Denounce the Talmud and the Koran

I denounce the Talmud and Koreans.