ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

[Comma]

DSP is now openly complaining to his viewers about Asmongold, because he wasn't reacting fast enough to his DMs etc. He's now complaining that Asmongold hasn't befriended him yet on Discord, and that he can't stream with him until he does.

Meanwhile, Asmongold is doing a regular stream, watching and reacting to clips. The difference in demeanor is like night and day: Asmongold just doing his thing, and DSP acting like a toxic, nervous high school girl.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Decompress over a 30 minute nothingburger. Never change you brittle faggot.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

My prediction it be softball stuff but dsp will be sassy/passive aggressive every now and then. Asmon may bring up the dsp jerking it meme too once.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I’m begging for a ghosting. I’ll take back everything bad I ever said about sir gold.

 

[Julia Chang]

I'm not expecting much but watching Phil squirm under the gaze of Sir Gold of Roachthia is entertaining.
We take what we can get. COD has been treat enough lately anyway.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I'm not expecting much but watching Phil squirm under the gaze of Sir Gold of Roachthia is entertaining.
We take what we can get. COD has been treat enough lately anyway.

This is EVO final for DSP.

edit: this fucker really made people go to Asmongolds chat for the second time to "let him know" when he already has him added on discord

 

[Comma]

DSP is already showing the real reason he's doing this: currently talking about how he got no extra views, subs etc. from the Asmongold "colab".

He really can't help himself.

EDIT: one of DSP's (fomer?) larpers/dents in Asmongold's chat:

 

[Fuckyoudad]

So much throat clearing can this motherfucker not just take an antihistamine or something. It'll mysteriously vanish when the call starts.

 

[4090 Chad]

Phil… there is only detractor content. No one watches your actual “content”

 

[Elite Kipchak]

nothing ever happens


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Ok this was a shitty bingo card, already got it. We’re going for a blackout I guess.

 

[Comma]

Alright, this has started off like a regular pre-stream. It's just DSP talking about how he did nothing wrong.

EDIT:

Nice poll in Asmongold's chat.

 

[Telemeter]

Asmond getting pre-streamed, LOL.

Who could have known?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

No one is more dedicated to your downfall than you yourself, phil. Please wake up and get real.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

SO PEOPLE THAT WATCH DETRACTOR CONTENT AND BELIEVE IT ARE DUMB
- So, I'm part of the problem?
NO NOT YOU SIR GOLD YOU WOULD NEVER....

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Asmongold's already bored with the Philabustering.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Asmongold really is giving all his detractors a shoutout....

 

[dustnight]

"I think that they want to keep you down but they don't want you to fail because if you f- it's like harvesting a crop in a way right? Because if they totally get rid of your content then as you said they're not going to make any fucking money"

Okay that was gold

 

[Telemeter]

Begging Asmond's audience to watch his channel.

So many detractor shout outs, lol.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Fuck, this is boring.

 

[4090 Chad]

“What is the King’s tax?”

Asmongold clearly follows DSP drama and loves detractor content. I am hoping he really goes in on him at some point.