Rites of passage - Then and now

[Goblin9]

What rites of passage do you think kid should go through and no longer do?

What rites of passage as an adult in 2023 do you think other posters here should go through if they haven't yet?

 

[Table Country]

rights of passage

Proper spelling for a start.

 

[Grub]

Proper spelling for a start.

Rite of passage - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Table Country]

Rite of passage - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Don't you negrate me. It was spelled wrong when I first got here. That nigger @Goblin9 played me for a fool.

 

[Grub]

Don't you negrate me. It was spelled wrong when I first got here. That nigger @Goblin9 played me for a fool.

Oops sorry.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

I once heard Mexicans have to shove Jalapenos up their assholes before making their migration to the sacred breeding grounds of Californian Home Depot parking lots.

 

[Goblin9]

Don't you negrate me. It was spelled wrong when I first got here. That nigger @Goblin9 played me for a fool.

Learning fags edit posts to make you look like a retard when you reply to them pre-edit is a RIGHT of passage everyone should learn and doesn't any more.

 

[byuu]

Back in my day you weren't a man until you tipped over a cow.
But the soy-filled zoomers of today will never gain enough strength to do it.

 

[Goblin9]

Back in my day you weren't a man until you tipped over a cow.
But the soy-filled zoomers of today will never gain enough strength to do it.

Have you seen zoomer women? Cows are the tutorial level now. Getting a zoomer woman into bed and finding her vagina takes a 6 month training plan.

 

[56 others]

It has never been easier to reach adulthood as a completely maladjusted person. Honestly all men should have to go through something like conscription, where you are forced to do something labor intensive and puts you out of your comfort zone. A conscription where everyone is a rifleman and you have to ruck and sleep in the field, no POG shit.

I don't know what it should be, I just know a lot of my character building moments came working shit jobs and being out in the weather in boy scouts. You learn what actual shit situations are and what having to be tough really means, so you don't get caught up in little pathetic bullshit like your crush not reciprocating or someone making a mean joke at your expense online.

People live such cushy lives, it's no wonder they treat little things like major tragedies, they have nothing to compare it to.

Enjoy my faggot little rant

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

The Kiwi Farms Rite of Passage is to be touched by the hands of Josh.

If you haven't been touched by our dear feeder yet, why are you still here.

 

[DDR Yoga]

All young men should have to be initiated by the local pub owner's daughter like in The Wicker Man. I know my life would've turned out better if Britt Ekland had taught me a few moves when I was 15.

 

[Goblin9]

All young men should have to be initiated by the local pub owner's daughter like in The Wicker Man. I know my life would've turned out better if Britt Ekland had taught me a few moves when I was 15.

It won't bring back your honey and her father will make you a gigantic faggot

 

[batterybee]

i think a gender studies degree will do a good job of setting up any young man for a productive life
:3

 

[Monolith]

The only real one I can think of is a driver's license, and half the people I know still don't have one.

 

[Goblin9]

The only real one I can think of is a driver's license, and half the people I know still don't have one.

Do urbanites need them?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

i think a gender studies degree will do a good job of setting up any young man for a productive life
:3

He'll still make more money than a female gender studies major.

 

[NotDiscarded]

Shock Sites,

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yer not a man till you’ve had a man