RIP WOLFETONE

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Died balls deep in pooner snatch

 

[Abella]

What pooner snatch does to a nigga.

 

[seri0us]

good riddance

 

[Dysnomia]

WTF is that? Looks like Alex Borstein after a sex change operation.

 

[The Luigi Player]

rip pisswizard you will be pissed on

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Future GTA 6 mission character.

I’m calling it now, so screen shot it.

 

[Just A Butt]

i don't get it, the fat one isn't Nathaniel

 

[SFWA Person of Interest]

i don't get it, the fat one isn't Nathaniel

It's the guy that was murdered by a teenage pooner along with her mom.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

when were you when you heard wolftone dies?
i was sat home watering my lawn with my own piss when null ring
'wolfetone is die'
'no'
*throws piss bottle*
and you???

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Who was he banging? You brought up pooner snatch, but who was it? I kind of hope it wasn't Mia Malkova. God, she used to be so fit, then she had to have arse implants, and get Kardashian duck-lips.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Theobald Wolfe Tone was an Irish Revolutionary, who under the death sentence preformed a botched slit of the throat and died in agony; although legends say he spoke his last words to his doctor, who told him speaking would kill him: "I can yet find words to thank you sir; it is the most welcome news you could give me. What should I wish to live for?"

Do not sully his good name with some zoomer faggot

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Why the fuck couldn't he just use the damn katana to fight her off?

 

[Cats]

Why the fuck couldn't he just use the damn katana to fight her off?

We will never know. Just like Daniel Benoit, who if he had only tapped, would still be alive today.

Rest in Piece, sweat prince.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I realize now that in that situation, Nate's katana would probably snap in two. Physically impossible normally yes, but it is fucking Nate. Logic be damned.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Why the fuck couldn't he just use the damn katana to fight her off?

Kenshi players who use crossbows often ask themselves the same thing.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

He died as he lived, huffing computer duster in a Denny's parking lot

 

[Cats]

I love that image of towellie

it's like walkin on sunshine

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

@Sexual Chocolate