Law RIP Companion Cube - dbrand is ran by retards

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As you’ve probably noticed, the Steam Machine Companion Cube was eviscerated from our website, YouTube, and other social media platforms last week.

The blunt version is that we made the Companion Cube without a license from Valve. Everyone who purchased a Companion Cube will have their refund issued by end-of-day. Everything else beyond this is just detail. If you want the full story, keep reading.

On November 12th 2025, the day the Steam Machine was announced, we put up a concept render and sign-up page to see if anyone would be interested in a Companion Cube enclosure. It went moderately viral, with over fifteen thousand people signing up to be notified in the first day. In the months that followed, we built the idea into something real without ever asking Valve if we could.

We’re going to regret that decision for a very long time.

Over the next seven months, we poured our souls into this project. More than a thousand hours went into engineering from our industrial design team. Forty-four sets of injection molding tools were developed, one for each of the cube's sub-components. The entire product was redesigned from scratch more than once, just to get the way it cradles the console exactly right. We literally rented out a university campus to film the launch video. By the end, we were losing money on every $99 Poverty Cube sold, but it didn’t matter. This had turned into a passion project for the entire organization.

Unfortunately, being proud of the thing we made did not give us the right to make it.

We launched around 3am on Monday, June 22nd. Overnight, it became the second-fastest selling product in our 15-year history, behind only the Switch 2 Killswitch.

Shortly after, Valve’s legal team reached out. They stated that the Companion Cube is Valve intellectual property, for which dbrand does not have a license. They requested we take down the product and launch film immediately. This was entirely within their rights, and they were direct, fair, and respectful throughout.

We took everything down and made an appeal. We asked Valve whether there was any way to keep the project alive: properly licensed, with their blessing, on their terms. They said no. Given our backwards approach of building first and asking permission later, it was a fair answer.

That’s basically the whole story. We made something a lot of people were excited about, then incinerated our shot at bringing it to market. It’s a hard lesson to learn publicly.

It goes without saying, but we’ll say it regardless: Valve didn’t do anything wrong here. They built a game franchise a lot of people love and they alone get to decide how it’s used.

To everyone who was as excited about this project as we were: thank you, and sorry. Refunds are being issued today. If it hasn’t landed in your account by the end of this week, you know how to reach us.

To Valve: thank you for Portal, and sorry for the headache. We should’ve asked first.
 
In the months that followed, we built the idea into something real without ever asking Valve if we could.
If this was a fan project on a backwater forum, I could understand that. A major brand that has done licensing in the past, that regularly sponsors major players in tech entertainment, who has been doing this nearly 2 decades? Putting "over a thousand hours" of work to monetize an obvious IP ripoff before checking with Valve? WTF?

This is more than retarded, it's extraordinarily retarded, to the point of self-sabotage.
 
This thing, Team Fortress Source 2, Classic Offensive... Valve really hates fun for some reason now
For this, i don't think its Valve hating fun. Its a rights issue. dbrand spent several months and thousands of man hours designing this thing. And then releasing it to the market for sale. Without anyone stopping to ask "hey, did we get the okay from Valve on this?". This is some lolcow behavior.

Valve might have been okay with this if they talked with them from the jump. But Valve isn't okay since they didn't go through the proper channels.
 
I'm well aware Valve is within their rights to not allow it. I just think they should have allowed it anyway because it was cool.

And it also happens to match a recent pattern of behavior taking down harmless fan projects for no reason.
It's not a harmless fan project, it's trying to use Valve IP to make some money. If it were 3D printer files it would be a harmless fan project.
 
It's not a harmless fan project, it's trying to use Valve IP to make some money. If it were 3D printer files it would be a harmless fan project.
Upon further review I think you're right. The nature of TFS2 and CO are a little different from this. They should just drop some 3d printer files

Wait a minute, I hate dbrand!
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I'm well aware Valve is within their rights to not allow it. I just think they should have allowed it anyway because it was cool.

And it also happens to match a recent pattern of behavior taking down harmless fan projects for no reason.
Why should anyone do business with someone who stole their product and began trying to sell it without their permission. Not only that they stole their product to make a product that goes on another product made by the first company
 
I would have at least checked with Valve so they could ensure it doesn’t interfere with the thermal management of the system and make the cubes overheat and break.
 
They knew exactly what they were doing. They were hoping that Valve wouldn’t care and they could rake in all that cash. They got their just deserts.
 
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Valve would be happy to just let people print these themselves, I imagine.

Kinda different when some retards are trying to make cash off of your IP directly related to your brand new product, of course.

No shit you should have cleared this with Valve, Gabe has a yacht for a reason.
 
Who the fuck still thinks "le epic companion cube" is still funny in The Year of Our Lord 2026? Genuinely.
If you're going around saying "the cake is a lie" or actively showing off how unique and special your companion cube figurine is, then yes, you may well cause people to cringe themselves into a black hole.

But a companion cube decoration like a key chain or something? Or a skin for something functional that is already cube shaped? I don't hate it.
 
The hell of it is I bet if they had actually gone through the channels, they could have gotten a license for this. It wouldn't be the first time Valve has licensed their IP out for merch, not by a long shot. And honestly, given that they've had to know for months that the Steam Machine launch price was going to be a debacle, they probably would have jumped at something to try to make it a more tempting proposition.

Amazing how you can run a fairly successful company and still be a complete putz sometimes.
 
The fact people got these for free and will likely sell them for insane prices smells like money laundering.

Who the fuck still thinks "le epic companion cube" is still funny in The Year of Our Lord 2026? Genuinely.
Literally anyone who played and enjoyed portal lmao. Now as for buying an overpriced attachment for an equally overpriced console? Yeah fuck that noise just make a life sized one out of cardboard like people used to do back in the day.
 
Who the fuck still thinks "le epic companion cube" is still funny in The Year of Our Lord 2026? Genuinely.
I mean, it doesn't have to be funny to be fun. Like, if they'd done this properly this could've been a really fun look for the Steam Machine, rather than "boring black cube" or what-have-you.

But now, no fun, because at least one person was retarded and didn't check to freaking make sure they had permission, and that it would work with the actual machine (Because if someone had checked with Valve on that second point, they could've maybe have gotten permission if, when Valve was confused because this is the first time they've heard of this, they said "oh, we're sorry, we thought [project head here] had gotten everything squared away. Can we talk about this with you?" if it'd been an oversight or something not going through.).

But it got to this stage and no one made sure they had the contracts/papers squared away? Someone (probably multiple) in charge is an utter moron at best, and I hope they get slapped hard across the face, at the very least. (At least metaphorically)
 
Well, this would be a major fuck up, but I'm sure not asking Valve was a deliberate oversight. Valve was in the right here, this was just plain IP theft, no matter how endearing the concept is.
I wouldn't be surprised if Valve also planned to release a similar customisation option, since it's a low hanging fruit, but dbrand completely fucked this up. If I was Valve, I would also be reluctant to allow a third party mod like this, with zero prior involvement in the design process. This case looks more extensive than the official faceplates. Imagine if the freshly released consoles end up getting fried encased in these novelty boxes and retards end up thinking the machines are to blame. It would be a PR nightmare.
 
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