Rika thread

[The Dude]

Well, given the shit flinging, how about pOOPL?

What you did there, I see it. Haha...poop.

 

[Holdek]

Speaking of bath salts...

That shit's like really fucked up, right? Worse than angel dust? Isn't it what has caused people to eat other peoples' faces off?

 

[Spork]

Speaking of bath salts...

That shit's like really fucked up, right? Worse than angel dust? Isn't it what has caused people to eat other peoples' faces off?

All I know is that bath salts caused Rob to have assume that Introman was in his mirror (he was controlling Rob to cut off his hair) and hallucinate that Robbie Rotten's floating head was chasing him.

 

[Holdek]

Speaking of bath salts...

That shit's like really fucked up, right? Worse than angel dust? Isn't it what has caused people to eat other peoples' faces off?

All I know is that bath salts caused Rob to have assume that Introman was in his mirror (he was controlling Rob to cut off his hair) and hallucinate that Robbie Rotten's floating head was chasing him.

Sounds like some good shit.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Speaking of bath salts...

That shit's like really fucked up, right? Worse than angel dust? Isn't it what has caused people to eat other peoples' faces off?

True story: My best friend works as an EMT and her very first call was in February (we're in NH and had significant snowfalls that month) to a community college where a guy who was completely cooked on bath salts was running around the front lawn naked, screaming, and bashing his teeth out with a brick. He wasn't affected by pepper spray or a taser, so the cop who called for the ambulance had to outright tackle this guy. Only coherent thing he said the entire time was "you have such beautiful eyes" to my friend as they were loading him.

So frankly at this point I'm surprised that Rob hasn't managed to destroy the house more completely between his bath salts usage and the chimpouts.

 

[The Dude]

Speaking of bath salts...

That shit's like really fucked up, right? Worse than angel dust? Isn't it what has caused people to eat other peoples' faces off?

True story: My best friend works as an EMT and her very first call was in February (we're in NH and had significant snowfalls that month) to a community college where a guy who was completely cooked on bath salts was running around the front lawn naked, screaming, and bashing his teeth out with a brick. He wasn't affected by pepper spray or a taser, so the cop who called for the ambulance had to outright tackle this guy. Only coherent thing he said the entire time was "you have such beautiful eyes" to my friend as they were loading him.

So frankly at this point I'm surprised that Rob hasn't managed to destroy the house more completely between his bath salts usage and the chimpouts.

As with any drug bath salts affect people different based on many factors. So while drug induced psychosis may be what's going on with good ol' Rob-o he may not be going full physical ape-rage.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Why bath salts? Why are they so attractive to Robbay? Is it that hard to get pot in Philly?

 

[The Hunter]

Why bath salts? Why are they so attractive to Robbay? Is it that hard to get pot in Philly?

His dealer trolled him when he asked for tranny pills, lel.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

For real? Shit. I've been taking birth control pills (aka artificial female hormones) for a grand number of years now, and my ass has stayed miraculously free of Bioshock figures... did Robbay just think he was having a particularly severe case of PMS at first?

 

[The Hunter]

Nah, I really don't know how he got into them, but he's done bath salts, apparently.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Well, of course. Because his life is full of so much more pain than anyone else's that he has to use cheap bathtub (no pun intended) speed to numb it. Except he seems kind of the opposite of numbed, if the Bioshock incident is any indicator.

 

[The Dude]

Why bath salts? Why are they so attractive to Robbay? Is it that hard to get pot in Philly?

I'm guessing that they are easily available at a nearby head shop and thus Robbay doesn't have to try to track down a dealer.

 

[José Mourinho]

He's consistently denying that he takes bath salts.

Anyway, currently, he's giving a warning to anyone who tries to make a wiki about him or else it'll face the same fate as ADFki.

 

[Christ-Chan]

He's consistently denying that he takes bath salts.

Anyway, currently, he's giving a warning to anyone who tries to make a wiki about him or else it'll face the same fate as ADFki.

The Rikiwiki can't be stopped

 

[The Hunter]

Anyway, currently, he's giving a warning to anyone who tries to make a wiki about him or else it'll face the same fate as ADFki.

It's gonna be a smashing success and we're all getting laid?

 

[The Dude]

Anyway, currently, he's giving a warning to anyone who tries to make a wiki about him or else it'll face the same fate as ADFki.

It's gonna be a smashing success and we're all getting laid?

Hells yeah bro! We're gonna get all kinds of tail. Guys. Girls. Girls dressed like guys. Whatever you want. We'll get more bumper than an autobody shop.

 

[LionSandwich]

It's CONFIRMED for NOT HAPPENING.

 

[CatParty]

It's CONFIRMED for NOT HAPPENING.

YES IT IS

 

[LionSandwich]

I brought the ADFki DOWN ENTIRELY by myself and I'm prepared to do it again.

Don't irritate me, THIS I'm preventing.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

WATCH OUT EVERYONE RIKA HAS DECLARED A SPERG WAR!!