Rika thread

[CatParty]

Isn't there a video of Rika and ADF cavorting through Philly making fun of CWC?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Isn't there a video of Rika and ADF cavorting through Philly making fun of CWC?

Monkey Boy is pretty obsessed with Chris, so that wouldn't surprise me. He has reportedly READ THAT DAMN CWCKI FROM BACK TO FRONT. Apparently Introman mind-controlled him and made him do it.

 

[Springblossom]

Isn't there a video of Rika and ADF cavorting through Philly making fun of CWC?

Monkey Boy is pretty obsessed with Chris, so that wouldn't surprise me. He has reportedly READ THAT DAMN CWCKI FROM BACK TO FRONT. Apparently Introman mind-controlled him and made him do it.

Judging by his ED quotes, he incessantly compares himself to Chris to make himself look better.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Judging by his ED quotes, he incessantly compares himself to Chris to make himself look better.

Actually, I think most of those quotes originated from people calling him Chris in chats or on image boards, but by now it's probably been ingrained in his daily mental gymnastics.

 

[Spork]

Short version? Rob hates being compared to Chris.

Long version? Rob is convinced that even though he's a herpes-ridden skeletal poo-flinging piss-drinking crack whore that obsesses over the stupidest shit, he's still better than Chris because he didn't make any videos. That fact that he's probably produced a shitton of hilarious IRC logs seems to have been lost on him.

 

[KatsuKitty]

flung his poop and drank his piss...smearing his walls with feces

Wow. This is like clinically diagnosable levels of insanity.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Wow. This is like clinically diagnosable levels of insanity.

Yah, his parents have threatened him with sending him to a psych ward if he doesn't shape up, but his mom seems to have a thing or two in common with Barb and won't really enforce it (he's dad has pretty much given up on him over the last year).

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

Robert is an absolute train wreck. I don't post on any of the Chan messageboards, but I was reading 789chan somewhat regularly a few months back when he'd continue showing up and making everything worse. The thing is, I still can't quite identify exactly what started all of this. He's sort of like a really dumb, insecure, pretend-transsexual version of Beetlejuice--if you simply say his name, he shows up and hilarity ensues.
Does anyone have any idea what an average day is like for him? Also, does anybody remember those couple of days when he returned to 789chan as a reformed man, going by Robb (instead of Rika), denouncing his previous behavior, and even being a pretty good sport about the whole thing? Obviously, it didn't last. But I wonder what happened for those couple of days.

 

[Himawari]

Something I've been wondering is why he made exactly ten posts on these forums before doing nothing with his account for months, until this thread was created and he immediately jumped on the defensive.

Did he just want access to the lolcow forum so that he'd be able to fight back once a thread about him was (inevitably) created?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Does anyone have any idea what an average day is like for him? Also, does anybody remember those couple of days when he returned to 789chan as a reformed man, going by Robb (instead of Rika), denouncing his previous behavior, and even being a pretty good sport about the whole thing? Obviously, it didn't last. But I wonder what happened for those couple of days.

He was "trolling", just like Chris did in the Rolling & Trolling video. "Haha, see! I never had a breakthrough and I'm still retarded! Joke's on you, losers!"

 

[The Dude]

Rikajuice! Rikajuice! Rikajuice!

 

[José Mourinho]

Does anyone have any idea what an average day is like for him? Also, does anybody remember those couple of days when he returned to 789chan as a reformed man, going by Robb (instead of Rika), denouncing his previous behavior, and even being a pretty good sport about the whole thing? Obviously, it didn't last. But I wonder what happened for those couple of days.

He was "trolling", just like Chris did in the Rolling & Trolling video. "Haha, see! I never had a breakthrough and I'm still retarded! Joke's on you, losers!"

"HA HA HA! I TROLLED YOU AND IT IS ALL PLANNED!!!11ONE I'M THE MASTER QUEEN TROLL TROLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111ONE "

 

[Varis]

Yes, you trolled us all, Rika. Well done. I salute you. Now get off the internet and move on with your life.

Oh wait...

 

[Holdek]

Wow. This is like clinically diagnosable levels of insanity.

Yah, his parents have threatened him with sending him to a psych ward if he doesn't shape up, but his mom seems to have a thing or two in common with Barb and won't really enforce it (he's dad has pretty much given up on him over the last year).

He's past "shaping up."

 

[Bugaboo]

So is Rika dead or not, I'm confused :/

 

[Himawari]

^ same, I'm really hoping for some sort of update...

 

[CatParty]

at least dead inside

 

[Lunachu]

So is Rika dead or not, I'm confused :/

In before Robb pops up shouting "I TROLLED YOU ALL! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! TROLOLOLO!!1!"

 

[Night Terror]

He's not dead, but he's still just a husk of a human being. It's debatable whether he's 'alive' or not, really.

 

[Lil]

So is Rika dead or not, I'm confused :/