Rika thread

[cubesandcubes]

Rika seems to have based his entire life on dissatifaction and butthurt. At this point in his life, what, if anything, would actually make him happy?

 

[Rio]

I like that one of the names he gave is actually not even his legal name. Legal documents wouldn't include self-given nicknames as far as I know.

 

[cubesandcubes]

What is a "Philly Person"?

 

[Himawari]

No clue, we tend to call ourselves Philadelphians.

 

[The Dude]

Guys, you need to stop sending me dreams, especially you Rio and CatParty. There IS someone home here and you are interrupting my usual dreams of black tie dinner parties with Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. We were just about to have Lady Fingers and White Russians for dessert when you interrupted last time.

 

[Hyperion]

Guys, you need to stop sending me dreams, especially you Rio and CatParty. There IS someone home here and you are interrupting my usual dreams of black tie dinner parties with Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. We were just about to have Lady Fingers and White Russians for dessert when you interrupted last time.

Is that why I keep having Mila Kunis sex dreams? I want to thank whoever is sending those to me!

 

[Lil]

Everyone should just send good energy.

 

[Rio]

Everyone should just send good energy.

I can't. I'm the son of the devil after all. Just ask Rika.

 

[The Hunter]

Is that why I keep having Mila Kunis sex dreams? I want to thank whoever is sending those to me!

You're welcome.

 

[The Dude]

Guys, you need to stop sending me dreams, especially you Rio and CatParty. There IS someone home here and you are interrupting my usual dreams of black tie dinner parties with Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. We were just about to have Lady Fingers and White Russians for dessert when you interrupted last time.

Is that why I keep having Mila Kunis sex dreams? I want to thank whoever is sending those to me!

No, that's not Mila Kunis. Its me cosplaying as Jackie from That 70's Show. DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Our traps > Ballad of Rika Bobby

"If you ain't first then you should stick an action figure up your ass while trying to drown yourself in the toilet"

 

[Count groudon]

This Rika person seems very fucked up.

Also, the bit about Bioshock: Infinite's Elizabeth and Salts made me laugh.

Apparently, when he beat the game, he got so angry he drank his own piss, shoved the figurine he bought up his ass (he thought it was possessed) and his mom caught him sticking his head in the toilet. Then he came on IRC and screamed about how the game had hypnotized him into "baptizing" himself. 'Twas a good night.

Hey, after I beat super mario bros I huffed paint and tried to strangle myself with mushrooms all while screaming to the melody of the mario theme. This guy/girl/thing/demonic cumdumpster goes all out!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Rika Bobby didn't seem to understand Bioshock Infinite's ending at all. Most people walked away with the jist of it (some of the easily missed voxophones give crucial plot information) and... yeah, Rika wasn't even close.

You're supposed to shove SONGBIRD up your ass.

 

[HandBanana]

Sometimes I wonder..........if it's all an act.

 

[The Dude]

Sometimes I wonder..........if it's all an act.

People used to ask that about Chris and ADF. I don't think if it was an act that he would have troubled himself to come over to our little forum to fling poo.

 

[Pikimon]

Do you guys think that Rika would assault someone if he thought they were a troll?

 

[BT 075]

Everyone should just send good energy.

I can't. I'm the son of the devil after all. Just ask Rika.

Why I never... this is a touching moment.

 

[Spork]

Do you guys think that Rika would assault someone if he thought they were a troll?

He'd certainly try, though he might also offer to suck their dick. Really, it depends on how Rob is feeling at the time.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Our traps > Ballad of Rika Bobby

Do you guys think that Rika would assault someone if he thought they were a troll?

If he was in chimp mode so maybe? He flung his poop and drank his piss to somehow prove a point, so it wouldn't be completely out of character. I believe he's gotten into a few fights with ADF as well, and he was kicked out of his apartment after harassing a neighbor he believed to be a minion if Introman (that and smearing his walls with feces).

 

[cypocryphy]

Rika vs. ADF fight: