Rika thread

[CatParty]

Wait, Lionsandwich is Rika?!?!?!

 

[rocket]

How do you think I did such an expert impersonation of Robert if I'm a legit lolcow?

i just wanted to highlight this amazing leap of logic for my fellow forumgoers

 

[LionSandwich]

Alright Brook and everyone else, I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't than why would I say I am. On the internet, the forums, everyday I am, I don't know, its just the way I am.
I'm only going to be here for lolcow discussion and possibly getting my comic mocked since I'm sure nobody on the internet will read it sincerely.

 

[CatParty]

Alright Brook and everyone else, I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't than why would I say I am. On the internet, the forums, everyday I am, I don't know, its just the way I am.
I'm only going to be here for lolcow discussion and possibly getting my comic mocked since I'm sure nobody on the internet will read it sincerely.

did you write shredded moose?

 

[LionSandwich]

did you write shredded moose?

Watch Ur Mouth.

Cat Party, I really can't tell if you're insane or not. You just say random stuff and demand pictures of someone who is extremely bashful of themselves.

 

[LM 697]

Be polite.

 

[CatParty]

rob hurt my feelings

 

[spaps]

Watch Ur Mouth.

Cat Party, I really can't tell if you're insane or not. You just say random stuff and demand pictures of someone who is extremely bashful of themselves.

CatParty is literally God.
God created an account on these forums, and went by the username CatParty.

 

[BT 075]

Watch Ur Mouth.

Cat Party, I really can't tell if you're insane or not. You just say random stuff and demand pictures of someone who is extremely bashful of themselves.

You shouldn't be bashful. You are a handsome motherfucker. Go and be proud of yourself! You have self esteem issues and mental problems. You don't need pills and you don't need shots. What you need is professional help.

Also: more pictures. If you aren't Rika we need more pictures as proof. I'm sorry... it's the only way, man.

 

[LionSandwich]

I just don't want you desiring photos of me cuz I look so young. :/ is that too much to ask?
I'm really hoping that's not the case.

 

[Observers]

he called me names earlier,

My feelz are in turmoil...

 

[DC 740]

You will never find validation on the Internet. Try talking with the people around you, maybe make some new friends; I suggest you seek professional mental help while you are at it.

 

[Pikonic]

rob hurt my feelings

Shhhhhhhh, it's ok CätPärty,

You're my bro.

 

[BT 075]

I just don't want you desiring photos of me cuz I look so young. :/ is that too much to ask?
I'm really hoping that's not the case.

This is not an excuse. We need pictures. Because we need to verify you are not Rika. I wish there was another way to do this... but there isn't.

 

[LionSandwich]

This is not an excuse. We need pictures. Because we need to verify you are not Rika. I wish there was another way to do this... but there isn't.

But if someone gets off to me (which I'm praying isn't the case cuz I'm hella ugly) then I will feel really disgusted. I used to do that routine with Rika where he would say "oh i bet you're jerking off to me cuz I'm so sexy" but now I just feel like the suspicious way photos are being demanded of me this is actually happen.

Please tell me its not cuz I don't like being objectified.

 

[Pikonic]

This is not an excuse. We need pictures. Because we need to verify you are not Rika. I wish there was another way to do this... but there isn't.

I found a picture

Spoiler

 

[Observers]

I just don't want you desiring photos of me cuz I look so young. :/ is that too much to ask?
I'm really hoping that's not the case.

look man, No jokes, no games,

You really do need help. I would help you if i could be i lack the credentials. If money is an issue there are many people who give therapy for free or on a sliding scale. Everyone sometime could benefit from profesional help.

For the sake of Argument until proven otherwise i will assume your pictures are you. I am a Heterosexual male and i find nothing offensive about your pictures. I am a big enough man to see that people would find your picture attractive. So no you are not ugly. But if you are trapped in the wrong body i can understand on a basic level how frustrating that can be. My life is out of my control right now and i feel like im losing it. So being in the wrong body i can only assume is 10x worse.

If you send me a link to your comic i promise (no jokes) to give you a fair and honest review of what i think.

 

[BT 075]

But if someone gets off to me (which I'm praying isn't the case cuz I'm hella ugly) then I will feel really disgusted. I used to do that routine with Rika where he would say "oh i bet you're jerking off to me cuz I'm so sexy" but now I just feel like the suspicious way photos are being demanded of me this is actually happen.

Please tell me its not cuz I don't like being objectified.

Don't give yourself too much credit here. It's for purely scientific purposes.

 

[LM 697]

But if someone gets off to me (which I'm praying isn't the case cuz I'm hella ugly) then I will feel really disgusted. I used to do that routine with Rika where he would say "oh i bet you're jerking off to me cuz I'm so sexy" but now I just feel like the suspicious way photos are being demanded of me this is actually happen.

Please tell me its not cuz I don't like being objectified.

That's exactly what you used to do when you demanded pictures of users here.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm currently making a parody comic called Close Yo Orifice. Of course since I actually do work, it will probably come out before the Shut Ur Mouth and so be considered the true product.