retarded revenge fantasies

[skykiii]

You've all heard revenge fantasies, maybe even had some.

But what gets me sometimes is how dumb they are.

Actually I wanted to start off by talking about the one I'm sure we're all thinking about:

"I'm gonna become really rich, buy out Kiwifarms and SHUT IT DOWN! Mwahahahha!"

,,,, Actually I've only once or twice heard that one in reference to KF, and both times it was a joke. It used to be a really common fantasy about Encyclopedia Dramatica though.

Either way, it's stupid and I don't get how these people don't see the immediate problem: First, the person you'd be buying KF from would have to be Null. So you'd get revenge on him by.... making him filthy rich. Which then leads to the second problem: what makes you think he wouldn't immediately use that money to make a successor forum?

Just... what are these people thinking?

.......

Anyway, you guys ever run into examples of retarded revenge fantasies/revenge plots? It can be general, personal (though don't dox yourself), or even from a work of fiction. Just be sure to point out what made it so stupid.

 

[DumbDude43]

russell greer constantly tries to get revenge on his enemies (taylor swift and null) by suing them in court lol

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

creating a screen name on kiwi farms of my bully's full name, and defending keffals with it

 

[skykiii]

creating a screen name on kiwi farms of my bully's full name, and defending keffals with it.

What's sad is this is close to the origin of my screen name. Except in my case I used the guy's online handle (and even then not even his actual one, just a sound-alike because I pussed out).

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

What's sad is this is close to the origin of my screen name. Except in my case I used the guy's online handle (and even then not even his actual one, just a sound-alike because I pussed out).

ahahhahahah its a quite good idea lad!