Restaurants that should exist

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

New York System restaurants outside of the State of Rhode Island.

Yes, you read that right, New York Systems are only found in Rhode Island.

 

[Squanto Airi]

New York System restaurants outside of the State of Rhode Island.

Yes, you read that right, New York Systems are only found in Rhode Island.

"R.I's Best Hot Weiners"
lol

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

"R.I's Best Hot Weiners"
lol

Yes, yes the name is funny, but the fact that you have to go all the way to Rhode Island to get the best hot dogs there are is a war crime.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

RACCOON PALACE
All raccoons all the time
Raccoon cat cafe with a breakfast/country food buffet attached
Logo is an alarmed Davy Crockett with a real live raccoon on his head
Tables shaped like trash cans

THE HOUND SHACK
Dog zoo/cafe of an abundance of dog breeds of dizzying variety
Burgers and other grill food instead of cafe fag food
Logo is a silhouetted slouch hat man with a muzzleloading rifle with a hound dog

 

[Illumithotty]

Yes, you read that right, New York Systems are only found in Rhode Island.

There were plenty of restaurants like that in NY, but most of them were called Texas Hots.

 

[Midwit]

British fast food chain

They're called chippies and they're usually local joints, don't trust ones that aren't staffed by fat middle aged whites though.

 

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊]

After substituting a half measure of curry in place of cumin the other day, I think Indian+Mexican fusion would work very well

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

After substituting a half measure of curry in place of cumin the other day, I think Indian+Mexican fusion would work very well

Diarrhea + cilantro

Its a pass from me, tbh.

 

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊]

Diarrhea + cilantro

Its a pass from me, tbh.

Yt pipo don't even season they dysentery, smdh

 

[Darth Insanius]

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

A really kitchy themed restaurant with a lot of gimmicks like getting served by knights or skeletons all over the top actors and the food is served on anything but plates but it’s fine dining with the best food you will ever eat

We have stuff like that but more on the line of surprising that it’s good I’m talking like a real big fancy restaurant but gimmicky

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Rainforest Cafe but for adults and with actually good food

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

An American style diner that serves the usual breakfast foods, burgers, etc. But also along with it, pan Asian cuisine, like ramen, cup bap, curry, teriyaki, etc. Maybe even mix the two together in some of the dishes.

Maybe with a jukebox and a few imported arcade machines.

 

[mindlessobserver]

An American style diner that serves the usual breakfast foods, burgers, etc. But also along with it, pan Asian cuisine, like ramen, cup bap, curry, teriyaki, etc. Maybe even mix the two together in some of the dishes.

Maybe with a jukebox and a few imported arcade machines.

At this point i will just take an American style diner with actual Americans cooking and serving.

 

[Not an Hero]

Arby's, but with tits.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Arby's, but with tits.

So, Hooters?

 

[Not an Hero]

So, Hooters?

Hooters aint got the meats, tho

 

[Dysnomia]

RACCOON PALACE
All raccoons all the time
Raccoon cat cafe with a breakfast/country food buffet attached
Logo is an alarmed Davy Crockett with a real live raccoon on his head
Tables shaped like trash cans

If your kid gets rabies they eat for free.