Restaurants that should exist

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RACCOON PALACE
All raccoons all the time
Raccoon cat cafe with a breakfast/country food buffet attached
Logo is an alarmed Davy Crockett with a real live raccoon on his head
Tables shaped like trash cans

THE HOUND SHACK
Dog zoo/cafe of an abundance of dog breeds of dizzying variety
Burgers and other grill food instead of cafe fag food
Logo is a silhouetted slouch hat man with a muzzleloading rifle with a hound dog
 
Mickey Rooneys Potato Fantasy.jpg Mickey Rooneys Potato Fantasy Menu.jpg
 
A really kitchy themed restaurant with a lot of gimmicks like getting served by knights or skeletons all over the top actors and the food is served on anything but plates but it’s fine dining with the best food you will ever eat

We have stuff like that but more on the line of surprising that it’s good I’m talking like a real big fancy restaurant but gimmicky
 
An American style diner that serves the usual breakfast foods, burgers, etc. But also along with it, pan Asian cuisine, like ramen, cup bap, curry, teriyaki, etc. Maybe even mix the two together in some of the dishes.

Maybe with a jukebox and a few imported arcade machines.
 
An American style diner that serves the usual breakfast foods, burgers, etc. But also along with it, pan Asian cuisine, like ramen, cup bap, curry, teriyaki, etc. Maybe even mix the two together in some of the dishes.

Maybe with a jukebox and a few imported arcade machines.
At this point i will just take an American style diner with actual Americans cooking and serving.
 
RACCOON PALACE
All raccoons all the time
Raccoon cat cafe with a breakfast/country food buffet attached
Logo is an alarmed Davy Crockett with a real live raccoon on his head
Tables shaped like trash cans

If your kid gets rabies they eat for free.
 
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