Restaurant Food Challenges Thread - I've destroyed the Octuple Bypass Burger

[Alex Hogendorp]

This thread revolves around participation challenges whether completed or failed challenges.

For example, my local bar has a wings challenge, You pick from 1 of 3 really hot wings and to get on the wall of flame (which allows you to try the world's hottest chicken wing called "Valhalla") I picked the Sambuca from hell (which has a sweet licorice flavor) and I managed to destroy all these wings relatively easily.



After finishing these wings I got to be on the wall of flame and I opted for the extra challenge, The Valhalla wing. An extremely hot wing they measure at 6 million Scoville which uses a drop of an extract, specifically The Source. I destroyed that wing also but it tried to destroy me. It's the first wing of it's kind to actually scare me and I've had 16 million scoville peanuts but after the heat, you get a really good endorphin rush.


Needless to say. I feel like I was in Valhalla.

 

[Summer of George]

Octuple bypass? The biggest burger Heart Attack Grill was offering when I went was only the quadruple bypass. This was a very long time ago.

I don't feel bad about missing out on the other half of the octuplet. The burger wasn't very good. All you could taste was the grease. Also I didn't know you had to specially request basic condiments like tomato and onion. At least those would've made it look a little more like the picture.

The nurse who wheeled me out (the "prize" for finishing the burger) had pretty nice tits, though.

Sadly (?), this building is not a Heart Attack Grill anymore, it's some chain Mexican joint. They now use the drive-thru to actually serve food, instead of parking for a prop ambulance. 0/10 for creativity - they could have at least parked a roach coach or a Home Depot pickup truck out front.

 

[CHARizard]

Ive always wanted to do an official food challenge, closest I ever did was ghost pepper wings at a wingstop years ago. As I have gotten older I just cannot stomach large amounts of food without being totally crippled on the toilet. I cant even finish most of my restaurant meals unless I sit there for an hour.

My group of friends was really into LA beast content a while ago, and we tried to replicate stuff like his chicken nugget challenge. Its almost hypnotic seeing this retard eat cactus or decades old pepsi.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I managed to destroy all these wings relatively easily.

why is there a knife & fork amongst chicken wing remnants?
Are you one of them uppity big city niggers who eats their chicken all proper like

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

why is there a knife & fork amongst chicken wing remnants?
Are you one of them uppity big city niggers who eats their chicken all proper like

I usually have it to avoid Chili burns on my head so just in case I take a piss, My dick doesn't have to suffer.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

As I have gotten older I just cannot stomach large amounts of food without being totally crippled on the toilet.

I hear you, fren.

I've been carefully selecting breakfast items each morning based on how long my commute is on a given day .

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I've watched quite a few food challenge videos over the years, a couple of things that bug me nonstop:

#1. When they prepare a metric fuckton of chicken, pork, etc. how consistent are the checks to make sure they aren't undercooked? It's often a massive pile of this protein where the worst parts are strategically hidden.

#2. How do we know they don't rig the challenge after a number of successes? As in, unwritten portions, previously unwritten rules, etc.

 

[Chongqing]

#2. How do we know they don't rig the challenge after a number of successes? As in, unwritten portions, previously unwritten rules, etc.

That's actually a huge issue.

A normal food challenge is 5 to 8 pounds (can be more, can be less) but sometimes a pro will show up and do a YouTube video and it's clear the dish is double what's expected. Also, there's lots of fuckery with ingredients.

A giant burger challenge where the burger is wide instead of tall? Get ready for a pound of the worst sauces ever. Randy Santel hates this.

I watched a Joel Hansen video recently and both of these things happened. I swear the burrito must have been 15 pounds. While eating it, he explained, "it's a sour cream burrito," and, "if you love sour cream, a lot, you would really like this." Basically, it was a little bit of rice with mouthfuls and upon mouthfuls of sour cream.

He's a pro so he finished it, but you could tell it wasn't like when he truly loves the food.

Edit to add: The food in the first video "has 35 mayo-based sauces."

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I usually have it to avoid Chili burns on my head so just in case I take a piss, My dick doesn't have to suffer.

Pussy. Embrace the jalapenis life.