Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Wesker, the megalomaniac narcissist with a god complex, just up and bangs some rando east-euro broad? That makes no sense.

If Jake had been the result of Wesker's genetic experimentation in trying to create his own personal guards and enforcers and his mom just happened to have the correct genetics then I'd buy it, but he'd of been a test tube baby and probably wouldn't of known his own mother.

Seriously, I expected during Jake's campaign that it'd come to light that he was a result of Wesker's own Project W that never really got off the ground.

he didn't lose his mind completely till Spencer told him about his life.

 

[Rinyuu is my EX]

Wesker, the megalomaniac narcissist with a god complex, just up and bangs some rando east-euro broad? That makes no sense.

If Jake had been the result of Wesker's genetic experimentation in trying to create his own personal guards and enforcers and his mom just happened to have the correct genetics then I'd buy it, but he'd of been a test tube baby and probably wouldn't of known his own mother.

Seriously, I expected during Jake's campaign that it'd come to light that he was a result of Wesker's own Project W that never really got off the ground.

This is what pissed me off the most about Jake: he never gave a rat’s ass about Wesker and rightfully had a huge resentment against him.
Then right at the final stage: WAAAAAAA WHY DID YOU KILL MY FATHER???? WAS IT PERSONAL??? WAAAAAAAS
Like wooah hold on where the fuck did that come from? Like fuck off with that bullshit
Also he got kidnapped TWICE by random nobodies

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

This is what pissed me off the most about Jake: he never gave a rat’s ass about Wesker and rightfully had a huge resentment against him.
Then right at the final stage: WAAAAAAA WHY DID YOU KILL MY FATHER???? WAS IT PERSONAL??? WAAAAAAAS
Like wooah hold on where the fuck did that come from? Like fuck off with that bullshit
Also he got kidnapped TWICE by random nobodies

Its a Jap thing, honestly.