Resident Evil Refrigerator

[A-Stump]

Pardon, did you type that correctly? Are you saying there was something on television where a woman really had liquified cats in her refrigerator? I'm not normally one for media censorship, but I'll be Goddamned if I wouldn't make an exception in that case.

(Please tell me you're just rusing.)

Never watched Hoarders? They have liquefied cats, mummified cats, freshly rotting cats, it's a regular old cat graveyard usually.

 

[DrJoshii]

moar liek cum dumpster amirite

fucking no

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Pardon, did you type that correctly? Are you saying there was something on television where a woman really had liquified cats in her refrigerator? I'm not normally one for media censorship, but I'll be Goddamned if I wouldn't make an exception in that case.

(Please tell me you're just rusing.)

One of the Hoarders was keeping her deceased cats in the refrigerator so that she could give them a proper burial in the future, but a fridge isn't cold enough to keep a cat from decomposing. You know how if you leave of one of those bags of pre-washed salad in the fridge too long it becomes all slimy and eventually liquid? That is what happened to the cats.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

Shame on you for associating Cowboy Bebop with these pathetic shlubs.

Perhaps, but that scene was too... perfect. I highly doubt there's a space lobster in the RE fridge, but whatever's in there... you just know it's probably going to gain sentience soon.

 

[Holdek]

Okay Goddamn with the liquified cats in the fridge I can't this thread right now...

 

[Picklechu]

Spoiler

So, do you think then that the fridge was another portal to CWCville that Chris never let us know about?

Painter's tape could never hold back the dimension of eldritch abominations that is CWCville.

 

[Randall Fragg]

People getting evicted can be extremely unpredictable. A few years ago, in Texas, this mentally ill man was being served an eviction notice, so he shot the constable before he even made to the door, then just fired at everything and everybody in the neighborhood from his house (shooting two civilians, one of whom died).

As for Barb, when Chris and her inevitably get evicted from the rental, Barb is both insane AND a hoarder.

So, Barb builds a fortress out of the hoard and takes potshots at the people trying to evict her?

God, I'm actually surprised the CDC hasn't shown up yet. That refrigerator probably contains some horrible new disease like Super Ebola or Airborne AIDS or ÜberDiarrhea. Some garbage collector will accidentally open it and then poof, we're living in The Stand or Left 4 Dead or something. Thanks Barb and Chris, for dooming humanity.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

So, Barb builds a fortress out of the hoard and takes potshots at the people trying to evict her?

... Why does Angry Birds come to mind? Oh god... I need a lie down.

 

[DC 740]

... Why does Angry Birds come to mind? Oh god... I need a lie down.

I'd play Angry Barbs. Fling her into the trash pile.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

I'd play Angry Barbs. Fling her into the trash pile.

The whole game consists of Barb launching herself at a firehouse to get her Dali replica back.

 

[Christ-Chan]

... Why does Angry Birds come to mind? Oh god... I need a lie down.

I'd actually reverse the roles in that scenario with Chris boarding up the hoard and yelling "com get me ya' darn bastards or I GO OFF"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I picture Barb inside a precarious fort of garbage, while flaming coffee makers are hurled from a distance.

 

[Artard]

I'd play Angry Barbs. Fling her into the trash pile.

She's already doing the backstroke in it.

Spoiler

 

[whitepaws]

As Dave Barry might say, "Liquefied Cats" would make a good name for a rock band.

 

[The Dude]

God I love you Biscuits.

 

[Marvin]

As Dave Barry might say, "Liquefied Cats" would make a good name for a rock band.

Deputy Travis Junior: I think that Craig is a good match for Wiegel. Because, you know he's a killer, and Trudy wants to kill herself.
Deputy Travis Junior: But she can't ever really do it. She don't succeed.
Deputy James Garcia: So Craig could be there to give her the extra little push she needs. He'd be the one going "Go ahead and do it." Kind of like a Death Leprechaun...
Deputy Travis Junior: Dude, that would be a wicked cool name for a band.

(Sorry, just been watching some Reno 911 recently...)

 

[A-Stump]

To be fair, Christian Chandler and the Über Diarrhea Experience would also be a great band name. Or exactly what you'd get if he ever works food service again.

 

[Axiom]

As Dave Barry might say, "Liquefied Cats" would make a good name for a rock band.

A lot of CWC references WBAGNFARB.

 

[littlebiscuits]

God I love you Biscuits.

(spoiler: It's still Gwyneth Paltrow's head. That's why she's so uppity about Autism.)

 

[Randall Fragg]

To be fair, Christian Chandler and the Über Diarrhea Experience would also be a great band name. Or exactly what you'd get if he ever works food service again.

I always though Surf Nazis Must Die would be an awesome band name. Apparently it's the name of a cheesy 80s movie.