Resident Evil Refrigerator

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It would be really funny if the fridge was full of jars of pickles, and that was the reason for Chris' loathing.
 
There have been a few times on the hoarding shows that they have had to strap a fridge shut to dispose of it because the stuff inside was so toxic they have to encapsulate it. Usually they would use the biohazard tape for that, but who knows what level of cleaning crew is working on this. The time a lady had liquified cats in hers drove the one cleaning specialist into therapy after that show.

There was a very special Punky Brewster about learning CPR and taking the doors off of old refrigerators. Poor Cherry got stuck in one during a game of hide and seek, and Alan and Henry had NO idea how to revive her.
 
Beef Thunderpants dijo:
There have been a few times on the hoarding shows that they have had to strap a fridge shut to dispose of it because the stuff inside was so toxic they have to encapsulate it. Usually they would use the biohazard tape for that, but who knows what level of cleaning crew is working on this. The time a lady had liquified cats in hers drove the one cleaning specialist into therapy after that show.

There was a very special Punky Brewster about learning CPR and taking the doors off of old refrigerators. Poor Cherry got stuck in one during a game of hide and seek, and Alan and Henry had NO idea how to revive her.
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One of the lessons I learned watching Hoarders was that the condition makes sufferers lose almost all logic and reason in order to sustain the hoard. They view the entirety of it as a positive situation, and any negatives are just small setbacks to the greater goal of having lots and lots of great stuff that is all theirs. Getting to a point where you have liquified cat corpses in your refrigerator sounds almost unbelievable, like nobody could actually do that, yet we have documented proof of it happening. When considering hoarders, it's safest to assume the worst.
 
Beef Thunderpants dijo:
There have been a few times on the hoarding shows that they have had to strap a fridge shut to dispose of it because the stuff inside was so toxic they have to encapsulate it. Usually they would use the biohazard tape for that, but who knows what level of cleaning crew is working on this. The time a lady had liquified cats in hers drove the one cleaning specialist into therapy after that show.
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So that's what happened to Desi.
 
butt in trouble dijo:
Hell, I bet during the fire Barb had to be physically restrained by the firefighters from running back into the house so she could die with her one true love: The horde.
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I'm told she had to spend a lot of time restructuring her will, as she had left most of the hoard to... the hoard.
 
I feel for the people doing the cleanup. A few years ago I watched the property manager here clean out an apartment after finally getting the court order for eviction. This was just a studio apartment on the top floor. It took him and his wife over a week in hazmat suits in the summer just to get the trash out. The guy was not a hoarder, just an asshole doing it out of spite for getting evicted.
 
sikotik dijo:
I feel for the people doing the cleanup. A few years ago I watched the property manager here clean out an apartment after finally getting the court order for eviction. This was just a studio apartment on the top floor. It took him and his wife over a week in hazmat suits in the summer just to get the trash out. The guy was not a hoarder, just an asshole doing it out of spite for getting evicted.
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People getting evicted can be extremely unpredictable. A few years ago, in Texas, this mentally ill man was being served an eviction notice, so he shot the constable before he even made to the door, then just fired at everything and everybody in the neighborhood from his house (shooting two civilians, one of whom died).

As for Barb, when Chris and her inevitably get evicted from the rental, Barb is both insane AND a hoarder.
 
Tubular Monkey dijo:
I'm told she had to spend a lot of time restructuring her will, as she had left most of the hoard to... the hoard.
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I know, I know. Twice in the same thread is bad form, but...
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Since no one else is bringing it up–what happened to the yellow fridge from the utility room? Have they managed to salvage any q-sands from it, or has it been completely buried under a collapsed pile of charred barbage?
 
maninthepicklesuit dijo:
...I'd be genuinely surprised if the mold inside hasn't developed sentience and proceeded to develop some sort of Roman Empire culture, all with little mold colosseums and aqueducts and a little mold Julius Caesar.
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MysticMisty dijo:
Frozen meals, soda, fast food leftovers, random bits of junk food that needed to be chilled. Maybe flat-out bits of garbage and hoard that she wanted to store somewhere.
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Also a few :fapcup: here and there. Kind of a white trash version of a sperm bank.

Beef Thunderpants dijo:
The time a lady had liquified cats in hers
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Pardon, did you type that correctly? Are you saying there was something on television where a woman really had liquified cats in her refrigerator? I'm not normally one for media censorship, but I'll be Goddamned if I wouldn't make an exception in that case.:\:( (:_(

(Please tell me you're just rusing.)
 
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