Replacement for the Sonichu wallpaper.

[SugarSnot]

Here is a submission from me for what it's worth. Maybe a bit too simplistic for what you're going for, but it's been a brain worm of mine that I had to get out of my head and this seemed like a good excuse to make it.

 

[Kier]

I can draw but I'm not clever. Someone hit me up with an idea and I'll sketch something out.

Russel Greer imaging Taylor Swift falling in love with him in the court room in a dream panel while the Judge roasts him.

 

[Runch]

I have a vision...

Single image, comic cover format.

First person view from Mobility Mary's scooter, one hand gripping the handle tightly, the other pointing in horror/rage at the sidewalk in front of her...

"OH MY GOD...PLEASE GO TO THE SIDE!"

She points at Jonathan Yaniv, facing her defiantly, brandishing an illegal taser. Yaniv's service dog, the slobbermutt, tugs at the end of its leash.

On the left, in the street, a well-used car has pulled up, and Fedsmoker is stepping out, screaming obscenities at (presumably) the dog:

"YOU FUCKIN' BABY RAPER!"

 

[MySonDavid]

I can't find the classic "Feed Nana" from the dead OnA sub on google images. What the fuck?

 

[thinking about mr hands]

If we’re doing a comic panel per lolcow, might I submit this horrid thing I whipped up in 15 minutes of the anime boy-proved fat man with his beloved fans who draw guro of him?
it is very rough, normally I’m slightly better than this. Just dunno if the catfishing autist counts as big in the Farm’s history since im a somewhat newfag
Also Anisa and her husband might be a funny idea for a comic

Spoiler: I regret my life choices

 

[Tour of Italy]

My short list:

1) Weeb wars, probably when Chupp upheld the TCPA with the theme "laugh and the world laughs with you..." so much fucking salt that day lol
2) SIGSEV being turned in to the fucking feds
3) Election Night 2020 Moon shit
4) Dick Masterson being outed as a pedo defender and friendship ended with Null
5) Origin story when Null rebranded from CWC Forum to Kiwi Farms

Will think about more.

 

[Apis mellifera]

@Novichops rumor has it you can draw.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

You can't even molest your senile mother without getting cancelled these days. Political correctness has gone too far.

 

[mexican landscaper]

You can't even molest your senile mother without getting cancelled these days. Political correctness has gone too far.

This distrusting PC culture hive mind will be the fall of the west smh

 

[Justtocheck]

I call it Kiwiwars.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

The imaginary exploits of Stone-Man Warrior fighting off the Queen, the Pope, child soldiers, an African Safari Lion Terror Cell and Sarah Palin is going to be one absolutely dope-as-fuck comic.

 

[Miss Misery]

Does this mean the chris emotes are going too?

I don't think they should be completely gone, but it would be nice if they were no longer the default, @Null.

 

[Pizza Time]

@Null I have an artist friend who is interested in contributing but doesn't have an account. Should I tell her to email you her submission?

 

[Null]

@Null I have an artist friend who is interested in contributing but doesn't have an account. Should I tell her to email you her submission?

Yes.

 

[acme]

rough sketch, thanks @Born in Summer for the death note idea

 

[Radical Cadre]

The 4th of July background was nice.

Can we at least get it as an option now that Chris has ruined everything forever? Please??

 

[BlackDragoons]

I think I might be slightly Autistic

I think we all are.

 

[Picklechu]

I sketched out a few ideas earlier today. I definitely won't have time to draw all of them before classes start, and I'm admittedly not that great of an artist, but I should be able to crank at least one out.

Since it appears others may be doing 50ft, fire-breathing wogglebugs, I'll go with one of my other ideas.

 

[AssignedEva]

Is there a deadline? I've got a pretty big project on this week, but I'd like to do one of Jazz trying to recover from a maternal forced dilation session via binge eating, only to be bullied into creating TikTok content for Shirtless Sander.

My absolute favourite would be Emily ditching Chris halfway through their date to run off with pickle suit man, but I'm guessing Chris content is off the table.

 

[Barley]

I wonder if the Andrew Dobson water-spraying incident is still relevant enough to be added? Since the guy isn't really publicly active anymore. I'd love to contribute with that. If not, then I'll choose a different lolcow and event.