Relooted - You play a black person who breaks into places and steals stuff.

[The Last Stand]

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Do a mod where they're tryin to steal a flag off the roof.

I don’t get it.

 

[Mad as a Swan]

So it's basically Gunpoint but retarded and bad.

I highly recommend Gunpoint to those who want a game about breaking into facilities, hacking, strategic approaches, etc.

 

[ChefKiss]

It's just the demo, folks. Don't celebrate just yet.

are we really doing the "Nobody played it for free but maybe when they have to pay for it they will!" argument again?

 

[Dr Cruel]

I don’t get it.

You're letting HIM divide us.

 

[StacticShock]

are we really doing the "Nobody played it for free but maybe when they have to pay for it they will!" argument again?

if someone offered money for you to play a game, wouldn't you play it?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I forgot about this game entirely, opened up the thread after reading the thread description and thinking "Fuck yeah! Nigger simulator!" and was quickly disappointed after remembering what this game actually was.

That's called GTA: San Andreas. It already has burglaries.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I saw a random small youtuber whose videos I was watching at the time make one for a demo of this game. Then, in the very next(uploaded yesterday) video he spend the first half of it crying about "all the negative, racist comments" he got on it. I am not going to link who it is because I would rather that dumb nigger have his channel die in obscurity(it is not very big). I am looking forward to all the seethe that we will get when this comes out proper and any slight criticism aimed against the game will be seen as racism.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Bringing this thread back because IGN released an official release date trailer. February 10th.

https://x.com/IGN/status/2012389669804151286

Of course the expected jokes are still going, but I saw a good amount of cope in the retweets.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Bringing this thread back because IGN released an official release date trailer. February 10th.

https://x.com/IGN/status/2012389669804151286

Of course the expected jokes are still going, but I saw a good amount of cope in the retweets.
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I want to joke that it would have been better to leave those cultural artifacts in those countries so the natives would burn/sell it like they did everything else, but in half of the cases the artifacts have nothing to do with the current batch of subhumans living in those third world countries after killing the original populace.

 

[Bloodrage]

Things are going well I see

 

[Jace on ice]

Things are going well I see
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Wait it's out? I thought just the demo was?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Things are going well I see
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Unlike their remnant of past cultures they killed and raped to oblivion "cultural heritage" it's not even worth stealing.

 

[The Last Stand]

Daily reminder that a game about black people stealing historical valuables was conceived by THESE people:



Those same people would call unbiased crime statistics "racist," yet they make a game about stealing. You can't make this up.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I'm western, and you can just have your nasty nigger shit. No need to steal. Go back to your primitive African countries and stop ghettoing up our neighborhoods.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Things are going well I see
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Doing worse than Concord and Dustborne combined.

 

[Fagnacious D]

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas was a better nigger simulator than Relooted:

 

[Cactuar King]

I'm watching a stream of this game now, and the first object you steal is a silver buffalo that belonged to King Ghezo of the Dahomey. And of course, the game decries the Dahomey losing the independence at the hands of the French. Hey, Devs, why was that?

 

[Strangolapreti]

Fun fact, the second season of netflix's tomb raider series was about this same shit about stealing back artefacts.
Always found the whole discourse fucking retarded because these niggers treat africa like united country of wakandians instead of a third world continent, split between tribes, religion and nations.
But let's play devil's advocate for a nanosecond and pretend a bunch of wakandian relooters reloot a priceless artefact, not from a western museum mind you, which exists solely to preserve and study human history, but from le evil strawman, who is rich, evil, white, male and has a nose of average sizes, and then our proud relooters brings it back to Africa:

Best case scenario: the tribe from which the artefact comes from is still there, they get it back and then, less than 30 seconds later, trades it with the local african warlord in exchange for some (equally priceless) glass shards, and then the warlord himself proceed to trade it to a private, bug nosed and whiteskinned Kollector in exchange for a bunch of weapons and the wrong ammo, the Kollector trades the african artefact with a (white skinned) archeologist for another, non-african artefact qnd calls the relooters, so that the cycle can repeat.
Second case scenario: the tribe is gone, conquered and sold as slaves to the jews by another tribe, so the relooters proceed to SELL (not give) the artefact to an african museum of melinated history, which eventually ends up getting stolen/given to the local warlord or destroyed by a bunch of muslim niggers who decides to raid and set ablaze the museum because Allah is the only true god or some other low-iq shit.

 

[Miller]

Things are going well I see
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The modern audience finally showed up.

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I'm western, and you can just have your nasty nigger shit. No need to steal. Go back to your primitive African countries and stop ghettoing up our neighborhoods.

I love how they think Africa is like a country and not a continent with different countries and cultures who hate each other.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

The thing about relics returned to the countries they were rescued from is that we all know they’ll be lost to history within a decade at the outside. Give all the ugly assed orange and green anteater print shit to the Wakandan hordes. I’m tired of seeing that trash at my museums anyways.