Rehoming Null

[Farmer John]

The combination of Josh recently expressing his interest in returning to the states and me being the sort of boring fuck that looks at zillow led to me finding a couple of potential buys for him.
Figured I would share my finds for feedback and further suggestions.

Option 1
Option 2

Pros:
Affordable
In Pensacola so he should be familiar with the area
Already set on fire so he won't have to worry about that

Cons:
Not much room to grow Banana Peppers
In Pensacola

 

[Ramborambo]

Yeah, but, Chantal lives in Canada tho.

 

[Pringles Can]

The combination of Josh recently expressing his interest in returning to the states and me being the sort of boring fuck that looks at zillow led to me finding a couple of potential buys for him.
Figured I would share my finds for feedback and further suggestions.

Option 1
Option 2

Pros:
Affordable
In Pensacola so he should be familiar with the area
Already set on fire so he won't have to worry about that

Cons:
Not much room to grow Banana Peppers
In Pensacola

Look good. They just need some new paint on the outside and they will be perfect.

 

[themasterlurker]

If Josh has the income for living in America again, sure, but living here is still much more expensive than overseas

 

[Dyn]

I'll let him live in a cage under my bed rent-free and spend all day coding KF as long as I can feed him female hormones and fuck his asshole whenever I want.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'll let him live in a cage under my bed rent-free and spend all day coding KF as long as I can feed him female hormones and fuck his asshole whenever I want.

You might have to triple your body weight for him to agree.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'll let him live in a cage under my bed rent-free and spend all day coding KF as long as I can feed him female hormones and fuck his asshole whenever I want.

Ah I remember that 4chan thread.

 

[Takodachi]

Raising children in FL is a terrible idea, it breeds nothing but degenerates. Just look at John Bulla and Joshua Connor Moon,

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Stay away from my state

 

[Dona Morte]

Bro those are meth houses.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bro those are meth houses.

Then it will be a great fit rooming with OPL.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Land in Montana is relatively cheap, and armed troons on the warpath tend to stand out there, so I vote we chip in and get him 40 acres and a mule.
Edit: Nevada and New Mexico might also be options, he could always take up peyote ranching.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I support Dear Leader being rehomed.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I thought this thread was going to be about 'rehoming' Null to a different website because he's getting up in years and we can't really afford to keep taking good care of him anymore or something. A little disappointed, tbh.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Null can live in my basement as long as he promises not to run away again

 

[Kosher Dill]

Bro those are meth houses.

A little redecoration and tidying up will turn these meth houses into meth homes.

 

[Jack Awful]

Rehoming Null is one thing
House training him is gonna be a whole nother struggle.

 

[Slap47]

The combination of Josh recently expressing his interest in returning to the states and me being the sort of boring fuck that looks at zillow led to me finding a couple of potential buys for him.
Figured I would share my finds for feedback and further suggestions.

Option 1
Option 2

Pros:
Affordable
In Pensacola so he should be familiar with the area
Already set on fire so he won't have to worry about that

Cons:
Not much room to grow Banana Peppers
In Pensacola

Josh would be better off running electricity into some dirt patch and building a comfy Hobbit hole.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The true reason why Null wants to go back to the states is that slavic women are way too skinny for him.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Josh should live as an eternal rent slave in some shithole like san fran. He could move in with Chris, and have some scumbag like Baked Alaska film an IP2 exclusive reality show out of that.