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I know there is already a reddit general, and threads devolved to several reddit communities, but I wanted to make a thread specific to reddit speak. You know, these specific words or expressions that you see regularly popping up on reddit caps, which then spread to the world wide web. For some reason, these words never fail to unnerve me. They're like the cherry on top of the whole sperging of a reddit screenshot. They encapsulate to themselves, despite being few letters, a whole way of thinking, a way of seeing the world, that I find despicable.
As I'm not a direct reddit user, I don't have an extensive knowledge on this lingo. I will start by listing the few words that I already know about, and ask you for your input to complete this dictionnary, that I will try to keep updated as much as I can.
Centrist: People who could fuck me up in a fight
Collector : in reddit speak, it's used to cope with the fact that you're a consoomer manchild that drop grands on plastic mass-produced crap that won't be worth shit in few years.
Doggo : synonymous of dog, in plain english. Variants : sea doggo, to refer to a seal, because they're totally cute sea dogs and not wild animals at all.
Heckin' : synonymous of fuckin' but pegi 3, to accomodate manchildren and ageplayers who use the website.
Hubby : a way for female redditors to refer to their male partner. For some reason, whenever I see this word, I picture said parter as an obese manchild.
Name censoring : Cowardly losers who are scared of retaliation.
S.O (significant other) : not sure it's reddit speak per se, but it's another way to refer to your partner without metionning their gender. Homos already used partner, but the word is too short I guess. To make words more inclusive, you always have to lengthen them into a string of words (for instance : mother -> birthing parent).
Walnut : retard but repackaged as wholesome and non-offensive, because this word was used 50+ years ago by doctors to describe special needs people.
Wholesome : synonymous of feelgood things. Whilst there is no problem with the latter, in my opinion, wholesome content can be toxic because it pushes you not to think critically. If you do, redditors will accuse you of being someone not fun at parties, or worse, a bigot. Idk if that makes sense. Tinfoil but I suspect it to be another tool of reddit brainwashing.
Wifey : wife. I can't help to imagine said "wifey" as a fat pick-me, who brags about she doesn't need an engagement ring to feel loved by her redditor, and is the main breadwinner while doing all the housechores.
As I'm not a direct reddit user, I don't have an extensive knowledge on this lingo. I will start by listing the few words that I already know about, and ask you for your input to complete this dictionnary, that I will try to keep updated as much as I can.
Reddit speak dictionnary
Centrist: People who could fuck me up in a fight
Collector : in reddit speak, it's used to cope with the fact that you're a consoomer manchild that drop grands on plastic mass-produced crap that won't be worth shit in few years.
Doggo : synonymous of dog, in plain english. Variants : sea doggo, to refer to a seal, because they're totally cute sea dogs and not wild animals at all.
Heckin' : synonymous of fuckin' but pegi 3, to accomodate manchildren and ageplayers who use the website.
Hubby : a way for female redditors to refer to their male partner. For some reason, whenever I see this word, I picture said parter as an obese manchild.
Name censoring : Cowardly losers who are scared of retaliation.
S.O (significant other) : not sure it's reddit speak per se, but it's another way to refer to your partner without metionning their gender. Homos already used partner, but the word is too short I guess. To make words more inclusive, you always have to lengthen them into a string of words (for instance : mother -> birthing parent).
Walnut : retard but repackaged as wholesome and non-offensive, because this word was used 50+ years ago by doctors to describe special needs people.
Wholesome : synonymous of feelgood things. Whilst there is no problem with the latter, in my opinion, wholesome content can be toxic because it pushes you not to think critically. If you do, redditors will accuse you of being someone not fun at parties, or worse, a bigot. Idk if that makes sense. Tinfoil but I suspect it to be another tool of reddit brainwashing.
Wifey : wife. I can't help to imagine said "wifey" as a fat pick-me, who brags about she doesn't need an engagement ring to feel loved by her redditor, and is the main breadwinner while doing all the housechores.
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