Reddit Pizza Hut

[Xarpho's Return]

Pizza is super simple to make.

No, not if you want to make it right. A somewhat extreme example but I'm tired of every retard complaining how Domino's and Pizza Hut are "inedible slop" and claims homemade is better, then goes straight for the pre-shredded cheese and other ingredients.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I feel like everyone who makes Pizza these days is just phoning it in. They use the cheapest premade dough, topped with the cheapest cheese with the most cheap canned sauce they can find.

Not just the chains, but even the local joints. Nobody takes time to actually make the bread anymore and let it proof overnight in their store. I doubt any pizza resteraunt outside the most turbo autistic places in New York have ever made their employees slice a tomato.

It's a fucking tragedy.

 

[murph]

The reason pizza restaurants are a thing is it isn't easy to bake a pizza in a conventional oven with conventional cookware. It's got to be a really HOT oven, and even if your oven can get to those temps, your cookware might not survive.

Pizza has a bad rap of being unhealthy, and, well, it's earned. No matter how many veggies you put on there. Tasty, tho.

Pizza Hut isn't the worst thing you could eat, but you need to soak up the grease off of it with a paper towel, first.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Pizza Hut isn't the worst thing you could eat, but you need to soak up the grease off of it with a paper towel, first.

as usual ulillillia had it all figured out

 

[Jason Wynn]

I find it funny that the chain best known to older millennials as the chain that offered you a free personal pan pizza for reading now scribbles the equivalent of niggerbabble on their boxes. So much for promoting literacy.

 

[Cats]

I find it funny that the chain best known to older millennials as the chain that offered you a free personal pan pizza for reading now scribbles the equivalent of niggerbabble on their boxes. So much for promoting literacy.

I can hear the meeting now.

CEO: "We need some fun new design ideas for our pizza boxes."

Scumbag YesMan VP: "So, why don't we place a slogan on the box offering our customers the assertion that Pizza Hut "just hits different"? I've been on the Twitter sites recently, and I have seen many young people using this phrase."

CEO: "But what does it mean?"

Scumbag YesMan VP: "So, I don't know, but our market research indicates that it seems to have been used recently as Positive Affirmation key talking point blah blah blah Corporate fuckwords blah blah blah amongst the youth regarding consumer products. It appears to be an exclamation of positivity."

CEO: "Ah, yes...good. Sounds like it might be one of those "inner-city" derivative phrases. We need to make sure it isn't secretly vulgar or offensive in any way...*intercom beep* Susan, allocate five hundred and seventy thousand dollars to our Social Media Department so they can develop a special project to find out if the phrase "just hits different" is vulgar or offensive to anyone."

*beep*: "Yes, sir."

CEO: "...You know, this might also help us get that Demographic we've been after..."

Scumbag YesMan VP: "Black people."

CEO: "Yes, that's the one. ...Okay then, Johnson. Devote some hours this month to learning more of those popular phrases so we can allocate display space for them on our new product packaging. I'm going on another thirty-day sabbatical. Bahamas again, probably, I haven't decided yet. Get rid of any of those newer interns we no longer have any use for and tell Mike Evans over in R+D that we are just going to go ahead and "combine" the duties of middle management with his current position, and then dissolve middle management. So, that promotion isn't happening after all. See you in Thirty."

Scumbag YesMan VP: "you are the Greatest sir oh please wont you let me suck your cock and take the Load Also please come over to my house and fuck my wife while I watchBecause I am an Enormous fucking Cuck , Faggot corporate queerbate"

 

[The Cunting Death]

Homemade pizza is only great when you make everything yourself including the dough.

Gluten free stuff tastes disgusting.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

I'd be at risk of doxing myself if I posted pictures, but I'd still like to mention that there's a café/club craze in my city and they all have neon signs and wallpapers with this sort of verbage plastered all over. They're yuppie even in their names.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Pizza is super simple to make. Everyone should buy their pizza (regardless of how often or seldom you consume pizza) from a local shop.

Corporations hate you. Don’t eat their pizza

Support local, or take the pizza pill and make your own. It takes a few tries to get it right, but it's worth it.

The cardboard speaks like a Gen Z Jew.

I will never pass on an opportunity to shit on zoomers, but the box sounds more like a faggy millennial.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

So glad you're back. So sick of @Trollish and Suspicious clogging the autistic sperging section.

Jean Claude's butt as an avatar isn't permitted.

I shall proceed to have a behavior.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I find it funny that the chain best known to older millennials as the chain that offered you a free personal pan pizza for reading now scribbles the equivalent of niggerbabble on their boxes. So much for promoting literacy.

Pizza day at school was like the highlight of my week in the 90s. You're giving me flashbacks to that and Scholastic book fairs where they were for some reason selling copies of Shogun: Total War. Shit was so much more simple back then.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I had a Dominos outside my uni so we would go there every once in a while. Im too used to woodburn Italian thincrusts to go back to Dominos and Pizza hut now, both of them suck and are fatty fast food for Americans. But Dominos is still much better than Pizza Hut.

 

[Archeops]

I still occasionally order from Papa John's but I haven't ordered from the other chain pizza joints (Domino's scared me off after I ordered a pepperoni pan pizza from them and the pepperoni smelled awful and Pizza Hut has become expensive) in a good long while.

As far as making my own pizzas I've gotten the hang of making the dough, I never use pre-shredded cheese, and I avoid Hormel pepperoni (unless I want the pepperoni to form nice cups, I haven't found a non-Hormel brand that can do that yet). The only thing I haven't mastered is making my own sauce but I blame that one on combination of laziness and fridge/shelf life.

 

[eatler]

I feel like everyone who makes Pizza these days is just phoning it in

The one thing I’m lucky for in my life is the fact that I have a guy who runs a pizza truck who supplies me my dough, I never got pizza dough down right at home. For anyone who is taking the at home pizza route a pizza stone is a requirement.

 

[Archeops]

For anyone who is taking the at home pizza route a pizza stone is a requirement.

I've tried using a pizza stone but I just couldn't get my damn pizzas off of various pizza peels. I just gave up on that and I now roll my dough, use a greased pizza pan, and have the oven set to 500°F to make my pizzas.

 

[CHARizard]

On the side there's a whole story told from the cardboard's perspective about recycling it.

A little ironic because most pizza boxes are covered in grease so arent able to be recycled and are then sent to the dump.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

For me, it's bagel pizzas with boars head pepperoni, mozzarella, leftover spaghetti sauce punched in the right direction, and fresh basil from the plant. Stop buying shit from people who hate you.

 

[derpherp2]

Last time I had that combo it was good. Nowadays, probably not I woudnt bet on it being anyway.

My favorite from Dominos used to be, bonesless wings (nuggits basically); New York Style crust extra cheese pizz with half pepperoni and green pepeps; "white sauce" Chicken and 3-cheese additional cheesed (feta, romano and something else idk) on top of the Regular pizzacheese hand tossed crust OR nyc city style. All of those options have tasted like flavoroless Dirt or just completely bland Nonsense in the last few times i ordered it

I liked bacon + pineeapple, all cheese, and spianch & feta.
Then a fuckton of those bread bites.

No, not if you want to make it right. A somewhat extreme example but I'm tired of every retard complaining how Domino's and Pizza Hut are "inedible slop" and claims homemade is better, then goes straight for the pre-shredded cheese and other ingredients.

In my experience the effort to make pizza for yourself is not worth it.
I can just make lik a stew + sandwich or som shit.

If it's a fucking party though? Easieest thing to make.

 

[eatler]

I've tried using a pizza stone but I just couldn't get my damn pizzas off of various pizza peels. I just gave up on that and I now roll my dough, use a greased pizza pan, and have the oven set to 500°F to make my pizzas.

Dude I’m going to be Frank with you I also had that problem. I bubba-d the shit out of it by putting a little tray under the stone. It cooks relatively the same all you would need really is some wire thing with handles. You still need two gloves though.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The closest Pizza Hut is one one you keep having Mandela effect moments that they closed down a decade ago.

Then you wish they had considering they closed the seating area to cram full of pizza box storage and jeet delivery men.