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[Hakase Shinonome]

I came across some janny that mass-edited all their previous posts to seethe about being fired from their no-pay job working for reddit, a billion dollar company:

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I got a good chortle out of it and thought you guys might enjoy too lol

Holy fuck, go outside;
"My vast store of knowledge [and] comedy"
Funny Reddit repost number #7895937692058 sure did make me chuckle! I'm so saddened that it's gone from Reddit now! And his vast arrays of informational posts does make me sad for the future state of humanity now that the Tower of Babel can no longer be built. - How can you be this far up your own ass.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Fake as fuck

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

r/antigym is a sub dedicated to shit talking individuals who live healthy lives.

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Jealous

I am pretty sure this sub is just a massive group shitpost based on how they hit all the points and constantly repeat the jokes about tendons and joint damage. It is just slightly too on the nose to be serious.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

I am pretty sure this sub is just a massive group shitpost based on how they hit all the points and constantly repeat the jokes about tendons and joint damage. It is just slightly too on the nose to be serious.

I hope so. But's it's probably funnier if they weren't

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

Redditors angry at kid mistaken fictional character during the Mario movie.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I came across some janny that mass-edited all their previous posts to seethe about being fired from their no-pay job working for reddit, a billion dollar company:

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I got a good chortle out of it and thought you guys might enjoy too lol

>dear reddit admin, I would like to once again submit proof of my dedication to reddit and my persecution as a minority
>Mom_yelling_at_me_to_find_a_job_again.mp4
>Man_calls_me_a_sicko_pedo_tranny_56.png
>artistic_erotic_image_of_me_gooning_to_furry_porn_in_a_dress_as_my_true_self.jpeg
>and don't reply that furry transgender folx aren't a minority, the GENOCIDE is happening right now. You know that. Don't give me that canned response because I know it is a bot.

 

[Caligura]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/comments/1sapwqe/canadian_insurgents_what_if_they_really_meant_it/

https://archive.ph/wip/L0m72

"Canadian Insurgents - "What if they really meant it?" - 2025 US Occupation of Canada Faction Concept Art (design feedback appreciated)"

lol, where is the jeet' representation? smh heckin' racist


leafnigga makes a sob story about Canada getting RAPED by the United States

 

[Vect]

What the fuck are the kid's parents DOING?

Well based on their 15 years of business, working.

Around 14 years old you might expect a kid to start 'experimenting', it's just it's no longer private when you start literally fucking around on camera.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/comments/1sapwqe/canadian_insurgents_what_if_they_really_meant_it/

https://archive.ph/wip/L0m72

"Canadian Insurgents - "What if they really meant it?" - 2025 US Occupation of Canada Faction Concept Art (design feedback appreciated)"
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lol, where is the jeet' representation? smh heckin' racist

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leafnigga makes a sob story about Canada getting RAPED by the United States

I like how he literally gave the Leafs chinese weapons and explicitly says China is smuggling guns into Canada to help it. Straight up admitting Trump's view of Canada as China's bitch is true. Also the Russians, Putin suddenly is kosher.

I also like the cope about the guns "actually Canadian gun laws aren't that strict they are still top 10 in the world in guns" as if they aren't constantly taking guns away and demonizing gun owners. The insanity of thinking that the average Canadian patriot would fight the US occupation when their own government seems to hate them more than Washington does is amazing.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I came across some janny that mass-edited all their previous posts to seethe about being fired from their no-pay job working for reddit, a billion dollar company:

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I got a good chortle out of it and thought you guys might enjoy too lol

at the bare minimum they should give him a severance package, At least 2 weeks of his usual salary.

r/antigym is a sub dedicated to shit talking individuals who live healthy lives.

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Jealous

Decent idea for a satire sub, has some bait biters in the comments. Would be funny if they get some spotlight but these kind of subs tend to get banned soon as they start getting noticed like what happened with LoveForLandlords.
Reddit has a strict no fun allowed policy.

 

[DumbDude43]

Pretty sure the straw that broke the camel's back was when she posted a page from an infamous gore manga wherein a baby is raped, thrown into a blender, and fed back to its mother.

average abortion enjoyer

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I got blocked by one power user once. Now I can't even reply to a few announcement threads anymore because he's the only person whose posts stay up.

Redditors abuse the block function more than their parents abused them. Have a mild disagreement with someone and they will instantly block you because most of them view it as a "last word instawin argument" button, and because reddit is designed by retards, instead of them not seeing your comments it means you can't see or reply to theirs.

Its one of the many reasons why having a permenant account on reddit is pointless, appart from unaccountable powertripping mods now you have unaccountable powertripping individual users that can make the site more and more unusable over time if you don't get a new account every few months.

 

[PoopEater]

Hell, since there is some level of interest in recordings of popular band's specific shows, why don't bands just record this stuff and sell it themselves?

Reinventing live albums from first principles

 

[Caligura]

Also the Russians, Putin suddenly is kosher.

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

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That cat does not want to be there and I don't blame it.

 

[r/oldpeoplefacebook]

 

[Platonic Ideal]

Is the Jannicaust being rolled out over time? For some reason I thought it was going to be pretty immediate but when I click on user pages for mods on big subreddits they're still modding like 120 subs

 

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

Is the Jannicaust being rolled out over time? For some reason I thought it was going to be pretty immediate but when I click on user pages for mods on big subreddits they're still modding like 120 subs

"This is your final final warning. We mean it this time."

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Standup bit about a tranny with dementia who is in an old folks home and every 30 minutes he forgot he cut off his cock.

 

[Metamorpho]

Standup bit about a tranny with dementia who is in an old folks home and every 30 minutes he forgot he cut off his cock.
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So, what did you do to get banned?