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[WhiteNight]

That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, this one used to be a staple in my country
What is it- small, white, *click*, red?

A newborn in a blender

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.

Do you know what's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown outfit

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you know what's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown outfit

You know what's even funnier than that?

A dead baby in a clown outfit sitting next to a kid with Downs Syndrome

 

[sex haver]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

You know what's even funnier than that?

A dead baby in a clown outfit sitting next to a kid with Downs Syndrome

The OG version that I remember mentioned something about the baby being impaled

What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead kid?
I wouldn't fuck the sandwich before eating it

 

[Slap47]

Oh yeah... those North Indians.. specifically them. That is why western countries are angry about Indians.

 

[Megaton Punch]

If my son was a crack addicted pedophile who fucked my niece and daugther in law it would be more human to just kill him myself,just saying

Right, but at least you're the one doing it instead of the cold hand of the law. Honor vs cowardice. Maybe Biden is being based and Klingonpilled.

 

[Montalbane]

Right, but at least you're the one doing it instead of the cold hand of the law. Honor vs cowardice. Maybe Biden is being based and Klingonpilled.

You're a fucking imbecile and I hope hunter molests your bussy next.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

This is why I'm pro choice. Cause dead babies are funny.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I couldn't have married a man who didn't make sick, dark jokes.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket?


With a blender.


How do you get them out again?


With Doritos.


Can't beat a dead baby joke.

This is fucking disgusting. Doritos are shit, try some lightly seasoned tortilla chips.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

You know what’s cooler than the Ferrari in my driveway?

The pile of dead babies in the garage.

What’s funnier than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

 

[DJ Grelle]

You know what’s cooler than the Ferrari in my driveway?

The pile of dead babies in the garage.

What’s funnier than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What does a baby in the microwave look like?
I don't know either, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I too enjoy derailing threads with pages of irrelevant bad jokes

preddit reactions to desticuck leaks

not gonna archive all the links but main page archive in r/subredditdrama

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Why is Abdul legally allowed to go in a country without personal identification of any kind, pump his seed in 14yo girls without their consent while being housed, dressed and fed by said girl's parents' tax money, and why are people not only forbidden from pointing this out, but actively persecuted if they do?".

Why do you have to include the part where you think you own the vaginas of the women of your country
It makes your post sound more like you're mad some other guys have a rape pass, rather than mad about the illegal immigrants taking jobs and taxes and houses.

 

[Kyangyenki]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChurchOfCO...do_you_guys_think_saint_floyd_went_to_heaven/

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ChurchOfCO...do_you_guys_think_saint_floyd_went_to_heaven/

First time in our Church?

 

[Meat Target]

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These kids sound pretty funny. This teacher needs to stop being a faggot over a little dark humor.

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We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.

This is what happens when you religiously follow an ideology that obsesses over useless shit instead of important things, too.

One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.

Songs we sang on the playground in 4th grade:

"I hate you/you hate me/let's go out and kill Barney/with a great big hammer bangin' on his toes! There'll be no more Barney shows!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead/got out a rifle and shot him in the head! Hey! Barbie doll, Barbie doll, run to save your life/GI Joe, geronimo, and stabbed her with a knife!"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.

One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.

Songs we sang on the playground in 4th grade:

"I hate you/you hate me/let's go out and kill Barney/with a great big hammer bangin' on his toes! There'll be no more Barney shows!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead/got out a rifle and shot him in the head! Hey! Barbie doll, Barbie doll, run to save your life/GI Joe, geronimo, and stabbed her with a knife!"

And who can forget the all time classic "I! AM! ICE CREAM MAN! RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN! WHEN! I! RING MY BELL! THEY ALL SCREAM AND RUN LIKE HELL!"

 

[Drama Fan]

Some of leddit's best nooticers have poosted Paki Snackie's schizoposting. They're surprisingly excited about it. Copepost attached.

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1h5yyef/jackie_singh_prepping_for_major_backlash_it_does/

Crossposting from the Jackie Singh thread because only the most delusional redditors would believe that Jackie is a credible source for anything.
somethingiswrong2024 (aka the democrat Q anon) have decided that Jackie will blow this election wide open, trust the plan.
The originating tweet is Jackie pretending her life is in danger due to her research which has historically been false.

Redditors, of course, seeing a crumb of a story they could like can't resist this type of bait.
Serious replies only below.
Blatant bluskeee advertisement

very cool Very cool VERRY COOL. Also every negative thing written about Jackie is slander (it would be libel retards)

Why put a target on your back pre-emptively before this shocking, totally real revelation? Obviously because she's so noble, not for attention!

Being quiet is when you announce things that aren't even happening yet :patrickpointingathisheademoji:

Drumpf is playing 6D chess and Jackie will be assassinated and also fall into her trap because she's playing 8D chess or something

 

[clipartfan92]

The United States Government helps fund censorship on reddit through The University of Michigan Center for Social Media Responsibility (CSMR) (a).



https://appealmod.com/ (archive.ph)

NSF grant:
https://www.nsf.gov/awardsearch/showAward?AWD_ID=1928434&HistoricalAwards=false (archive.ph)

Research paper:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2301.07163 (archive.ph)
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2301.07163.pdf (archive.org)

The research team (a):
Libby Hemphill, PhD is responsible for the project:


Angela Schöpke Gonzalez

updated pic from her site:

https://www.angelaschopke.com/ (archive.ph)
Angela M. Schöpke Gonzalez is a dance theater artist, writer, computational scientist, and curator. Her work draws inspiration from deep investigations of history, body, and infrastructural systems like policy and algorithms. Her current projects investigate how to address traumatization associated with the emotional labor of digital content moderation work, the consequences of technologized international borders on migrating human bodies, how to make space for the body’s knowledge in academic and economic spaces which tend to value text, and emotional uncertainty with her forthcoming dance film Skeleton and Me. She is currently pursuing a PhD at the University of Michigan School of Information.

Shubham Atreja

Shubham Atreja is a PhD student at the School of Information, University of Michigan. He is interested in evaluating and improving online socio-technical systems. His current research investigates ways to support the work of online content moderators, and how to engage the public in fighting misinformation online. Previously, he worked at IBM Research Labs in India, building systems and analyzing natural language data to facilitate technical support.

Han Na Shin

https://iamhannashin.com/ (archive.ph)
Han Na (Hanna) Shin and a second-year PhD student at the University of Michigan School of Information (UMSI). She is co-advised by Dr. Cliff Lampe and Dr. Libby Hemphill, and a member of the Social Media Research Lab (SMRL).