Reddit/Discord trannies leak Chris audio - Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother in leaked phone call

[RadicalCentrist]

Ah, CWC. Every time you think he's gotten stale and boring he catches you off guard with even more depraved shit. God bless him.

The original lol cow, accept no substitutes.

 

[Cabelaz]

Null, tell us this second theory im dying to know the master plan

 

[TheJelqster]

So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

Water, but I might open my rum and mix it with ginger to was this thread down with my lunch

 

[Monkey Pink]

I am pretty sure it is not a government plate so it's probably just a random car

Social service workers don't use government plates, IIRC.

 

[linxus]

when are the cops showing up

 

[Kill Your Idols]

The only thing that gives me hope this is fake is the fact that the interviewer is somehow not retching uncontrollably every time Chris talks. I don't know how you could handle this unprepared.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Lmao, Twitter just removed it. Now the top tag is:

 

[eDove]

"The fuck is a Sonichu?" - Local news reporter

I feel bad for all the normies that are getting thrust into the Chris Chan universe cause of this.

Yeah, and they tend to suck the fun out of everything.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I am pretty sure it is not a government plate so it's probably just a random car

I think a social worker might use their personal vehicle so that doesn't automatically rule it out.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Did Null reveal what his second theory was yet?

Obviously Null is a free agent and can do whatever the fuck he wants with his website and time. But he's flat out delusional if he genuinely believes his constant doting hasn't in some way assisted the downward spiral of the last few years, who knows, maybe that was his endgame all along.

 

[Mussi]

So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

I've got a bottle of kahlua in my cupboard earmarked for when Chris would destroy himself.

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

Please tell me incest is illegal in his state. What the fuck.

Class 5 felony.

Edit: It may be far less than that. I'm not native to Virginia so I'm working off of Google results. Sorry.

 

[stupid frog]

posting in an epic thread

 

[Symalsa]

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[Post Reply]

I think Chris is lying, but not being coerced. He's lying to impress, and he's been led to believe this is the way to do it. Keep in mind how absurdly easy it is to manipulate Chris if he believes he is talking to a True and Honest female. I'm reminded of that one catphisher (Jessica Quinn?) who tried to turn Chris into a feedee.

 

[linxus]

It's not rape if she enjoyed it.

science says women orgasm when they get raped. sad but true

 

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So... What is everyone drinking while reading this thread? I just made myself a nice mimosa, but by the end of it I'll need something much stronger.

Christian Brothers Apple Brandy. I just noticed I'm halfway through this 750ml bottle. Probably time to stop, but I think if I finish the bottle I won't remember this thread in the morning.

 

[Batu Khan]

This is what the Japanese mean by “mindbreak” I see

 

[Extreme Crusader]

 

[Negev]

Its Chris voice but I don't know, he could be talking about sleeping with barb but in the cwc universe or some shit, he talks the same way when boning magichan and shit. That and its so easy for a true and honest women tp get him to say any old shit if Chris thinks it will make women like him or get his playstation password back.

Chris is talking like this is all recent, I doubt they are doing "it" right now. I would of believed it if this was before she lost her marbles. Barbs 80 and not into sex and I really don't think Chris is that into it. especially with someone who looks likes the Crypt Keepers wife... Something is fishy... and I ent talking about barbs cooch....



Yer shit like this makes me think this is just a big psyop because people are upset chris made 5,000 neet bucks for his con or because Null didnt get banned from life for posting mean things on the Internet of all places.

Chris could be being blackmailed again over some other shit, we know that he is pretty easy to get to say whatever you really want, but I still think it is a bit much even for him to say he fucks his own mom. That being said I am still 50/50 on weather its real or not.