Red Letter Media

[I'm a Silly]

Tell me I wasn't the only Kiwi Farmer to make this connection.

Gariepy.mp4

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

June 2027:

Mike: So Jay what have caught up on.

Jay: It's an auteur effort by filmmaker Uemlauturk Uerfgan. He made a dozen films that nobody except me saw. He's from Uzbekistan.

Mike: Let's...I am morphing into a slug...

Jay: Were you about to say something?

Mike: No...let me be...

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

More screenshots from Hokum. They are hand picked, but that doesn't mean I'm not trying to be fair. It does look atrocious. Don't click if you want to avoid spoilers.

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They are intentionally using extremely weak light sources, too. It just barely illuminates him! My LED flashlight can blast 1000lm and is 1/10th the size of that thing.

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More screenshots from movies that are bafflingly dark and fake looking.

Nosferatu
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Scream 7
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With Eggers it's probably some delicate artiste thing where he wants to use only natural light like they would have done back in the day. Peter Hyams used to do that and it's why stuff like The Muskeeter is uberdark and looks like it was lit by a single candle.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Where's he supposed to fuckin' go? Boscobel?

Waukesha, West Allis, and Watertown immediately leap to mind. Brown Deer? Glendale? Germantown?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

They ever review Hard Rock Zombies? I sent them a copy a decade ago.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

A daring synthesis [now with color grading appropriate for a 2026 production]

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[Zorak Prison Pod]

Here's a movie which compiles all the french fry eating scenes in movie history. It captures that little sliver of history where french fries were popular. No one has ever made a french fry documentary, which they should.

It's narrated by John Leguizamo's daughter, Petunia. It has a scene from Super Mario Bros. where King Koopa eats french fries, which is a nice little callback.

Are you fucking serious right now, Jay? Are you fucking with me? Are you trolling? I can't think of a more boring premise. What's wrong with you. Shame on you. Go back to acting awfully in Space Cop.

 

[BubbleButt]

Waukesha, West Allis, and Watertown immediately leap to mind. Brown Deer? Glendale? Germantown?

I was trying to think of the most obscure town in Wisconsin besides Wauzeka.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Jack gives his take on the new Supergirl movie:

The new Supergirl movie is fine.
(Derogatory)

 

[James X Maxwell]

No, I'm saying he created or had the most influence on that side of YouTube. He is responsible for the never ending knock offs, people thinking they could make careers out of being nerds that shit on movies/tv/anything non stop and have their gimp fanbase lap it up. He is everything he hates and it shows.

I did not say its his fault all of YouTube is shite. Settle down, you angry fan boy.

Channel Awesome and its various creators had more of a impact than Redlettermedia did in copycat clones

 

[urr13 account]

Hokum is the definition of mid, these guys are so easy to please if you hit certain tropes. Like when they praised matrix revolutions "meta" aspect even though meta is the laziest thing, or thought luke skywalker fantasizing about murdering his nephew was deep, or says james gunn movies are good.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Hokum is the definition of mid, these guys are so easy to please if you hit certain tropes. Like when they praised matrix revolutions "meta" aspect even though meta is the laziest thing, or thought luke skywalker fantasizing about murdering his nephew was deep, or says james gunn movies are good.

Like Like Stoklasa isn't hard to please because he'll watch just about anything, including cartoons and shows with female protagonists (New Girl, Yellowjackets, Orange Is The New Black). I believe he has no taste in movies whatsoever.
Jay watches horror exclusively, so anything that isn't Haunted House 7: The Spookening is fresh to him. The discussion about The Good, The Bad And The Ugly with Rich was a good indication of that.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

 

[Andy Soying Out]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OEJFW5cUCFQ

Another episode of "Please come be a guest on our show, Kyle Gallner!"

 

[HowlingChasm]

I haven’t watched 6 of the last 7 videos they released. I don’t think I love them anymore, bros…

 

[I'm a Silly]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OEJFW5cUCFQ

re. the film in question: the moment I saw the fraud/cash trick, it looked familiar, then they beat it to death, and I had to close the tab in frustration, the kind that results in toddler-level squirming.

 

[The Bogwater Flows On]

I haven’t watched 6 of the last 7 videos they released. I don’t think I love them anymore, bros…

I've probably watched 2 of their last 20 videos lol.

It is what it is.

 

[urr13 account]

Another episode of "Please come be a guest on our show, Kyle Gallner!"

Kyle Gallner is the type of guy everyone wants to be friends with because he seems effortlessly cool so you think if you hang out with him you'll be cool by association but really you'll just be his weird friend that girls dont even acknowledge exists when talking to him even after he's introduced you to them.

 

[mlanguishi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OEJFW5cUCFQ

Not that interested in this one, but I'll watch anyway. Nice that they started off shitting on Stuckmann, that's always a treat.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Mike Stoklasa has become such a fag in the last decade.