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I rarely say this: he really needs professional haircare. A healthy head of hair should not make one look bizarre.

Eraserhead remake is happening.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Quaid fucking DOVE for that virtue signal at the start when the gay couple came up in discussion. Genuine moment of panic of, “Oh shit, did I forget a scene? Am I going to be cancelled?!”

"Come on, it was the early 2000s!" (even though there's a "funny" gay sex scene in the movie)
See, it's not despicable and repulsive if it's in a comedy.

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

I rarely say this: he really needs professional haircare. A healthy head of hair should not make one look bizarre.

He looks so goofy compared to his father when he was his age:

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

It's 90s but waiting for the live action.

As a kid I thought it was weird that skeleton warriors downplay the main character being a zombie. As an adult rewatching the cartoon. I realized this kids show has a lot of canon necrophilia.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

He looks so goofy compared to his father when he was his age:
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Jack Quaid looks like someone just used Kai’s Power Tools to morph Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan’s faces together.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

He looks so goofy compared to his father when he was his age:
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Thought this was Jason Bateman for a second.

 

[Post Poster]

He looks so goofy compared to his father when he was his age:
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Its Meg Ryan's genes, It's obvious in pictures where Jack is younger.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Its Meg Ryan's genes, It's obvious in pictures where Jack is younger.
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Poor bastard didn't manage to age out of having a goblin face.

 

[Nick Obre]

It's 90s but waiting for the live action.

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Spoiler

TBH I can't remember if I ever saw the cartoon itself, I just fucking loved the toys.

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As a kid I thought it was weird that skeleton warriors downplay the main character being a zombie. As an adult rewatching the cartoon. I realized this kids show has a lot of canon necrophilia.

 

[Starman John]

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8OsKkaHXXfY

The Drama was one of the worst films I have seen. Jay apparently really liked it. His taste is all over the place.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8OsKkaHXXfY

I think they'll talk about Obsession in part 2.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The way they danced around actually revealing what Zendaya's confession in The Drama was shows just how afraid of the YouTube algorithms and censorship bots ready to age restrict and demonetize the video they are. I have not seen The Drama but read a plot summary and Zendayas secret she revels to everyone is:

Spoiler: Spoiler

She was planning on shooting up her High School but backed down at the last minute. They know if they mention the words "mass shooter" or "school shooter" is an instant age restriction to the video and have to craft their discussion of the movie around the twist and reveal but can't actually talk about Zendaya's character wanting to go Columbine or Couch Cuck on her school when she was a teenager.

Apart from that I did enjoy them briefly remembering their past days of shooting wedding videos and all the other characters they would have dealt with or heard about with the wedding photographer discussion.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Hokum looks F A N T A S T I C . I'll post more screenshots later, stay tuned.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

It's clear from the intro to this latest Half in the Bag that Mike hates being a YouTuber. He likes making videos, but he's embarrassed by his job title, such as it is.

His whole tirade about how the "Made by a YouTuber" distinction on real movies will soon be a thing of the past because YouTube is just what everyone uses was pretty telling. I don't know what the YouTube channels that belong to the filmmakers they covered are like -- maybe they really are filled with high art -- but Mike, himself, is a lot closer in style than he'd like to admit to Mr Beast and the other YouTube clowns that he looks down upon.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

It's clear from the intro to this latest Half in the Bag that Mike hates being a YouTuber. He likes making videos, but he's embarrassed by his job title, such as it is.

His whole tirade about how the "Made by a YouTuber" distinction on real movies will soon be a thing of the past because YouTube is just what everyone uses was pretty telling. I don't know what the YouTube channels that belong to the filmmakers they covered are like -- maybe they really are filled with high art -- but Mike, himself, is a lot closer in style than he'd like to admit to Mr Beast and the other YouTube clowns that he looks down upon.

Mike sits alone in the darkened RLM studio at night drinking Wild Turkey whiskey straight from the bottle, surrounded by piles of unsold Space Cop blu-rays. A review of Backrooms is playing on his phone. "Fucking hack fraud. That could have been me." He slurs as he takes another swig, the Black Void envelopes him.

 

[Cryogonal2]

It's clear from the intro to this latest Half in the Bag that Mike hates being a YouTuber. He likes making videos, but he's embarrassed by his job title, such as it is.

His whole tirade about how the "Made by a YouTuber" distinction on real movies will soon be a thing of the past because YouTube is just what everyone uses was pretty telling. I don't know what the YouTube channels that belong to the filmmakers they covered are like -- maybe they really are filled with high art -- but Mike, himself, is a lot closer in style than he'd like to admit to Mr Beast and the other YouTube clowns that he looks down upon.

The real issue is that despite being one of the largest websites on the internet, the uploaders that are real "presences" - that is to say, people that wind up in your recommended videos regardless of what you browse - are the lowest common denominator slop farms, and they're all the same type of channel. People who casually use Youtube see those channels pop up, and they think "That's a youtuber, that guy does it for a living." So of course when Mike, whose videos are far away from the average clickbait slop, says he's a Youtuber, that's the idea people are going to get. He can just say he's a movie critic, it would not be incorrect or deceitful. I think you're just MATI like a lot of posters in this thread.

Mr.Plinkett begat an entire generation of slop on YouTube, Mike doesn't get to wash that blood off his hands because its embarrassing shite.

Do you get huffy about James Rolfe and Mike Matei inspiring a wave of wannabe-AVGNs, too?

 

[Dog Rough]

Mr.Plinkett begat an entire generation of slop on YouTube, Mike doesn't get to wash that blood off his hands because its embarrassing shite.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

The Drama was one of the worst films I have seen. Jay apparently really liked it. His taste is all over the place.

They loved Nosferatu as well so that makes sense, that movie was awful…

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

More screenshots from Hokum. They are hand picked, but that doesn't mean I'm not trying to be fair. It does look atrocious. Don't click if you want to avoid spoilers.

They are intentionally using extremely weak light sources, too. It just barely illuminates him! My LED flashlight can blast 1000lm and is 1/10th the size of that thing.