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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votos: 260 23.7%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votos: 79 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votos: 469 42.8%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votos: 233 21.3%

  • Tim

    Votos: 394 35.9%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votos: 214 19.5%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votos: 281 25.6%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votos: 28 2.6%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votos: 556 50.7%

  • Max Landis

    Votos: 67 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    1,096
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p1138 dijo:
Not every movie needs to be a themepark ride, and the ones where that wouldn't make any sense are usually the easiest ruined by retarded shit. Also, even for a movie where it could make sense, 2 hours? No thanks.

But you're also forgetting something. Even themeparks have to tell retards to put their fucking phones away on rollercoasters. Do you seriously think the seat moving around and fart spray is going to stop people from ruining movies for others?
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First, I'm talking blockbuster movies that I'm sure your sort wouldn't go out and watch anyway. I'm not talkin' about the RLM crowd who buys a single viewing down at the dollar theater. I'm talking about the family with three or four kids and two adult kids spending 250 bucks just to watch a movie where someone gets shot in the movie theater. Least if someone's gonna get shot, I may as well have fun sittin' and spinin' for my 250 bucks, while screeching "It's in 3D." The fart smell covers the scent of jeet beside me too, that's just the frosting.
 
Maybe one day...
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Not really related, but something I found funny; RLM's favorite grandson/caretaker Jack Quaid has been cast in the new God of War game.
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He is "Phranque," the reddit-talking jelly cube.
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From rubbing elbows with international superstar Rich Evans, to wearing a PVC pipe contraption for Sony. Truly a shame.
 
It's obvious that the He-man fanbase is a small, irrelevant group nowadays. Only really able to support toylines, not Hollywood blockbusters. The movie was made to appeal to people like RLM who have a passing familiarity with He-man but think it's stupid and homoerotic (gay is suddenly fine as an insult). As such I'm glad that the movie is bombing even if I couldn't care about He-man myself.
 
Hybrid Icing dijo:
Credit to Jack for getting an actual buzzer for whatever quiz bullshit he's doing, unlike our favorite Hack Frauds.

However, he looks like a child molester.
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That mustache; why, Jack?
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Maybe one day...
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Lucas would out-troll them with his meek, deadpan delivery, we'd probably get some of the best g-canon statements ever: "Well you see, Rich, my idea was that Coruscant had a giant monster called the Pu'munchi at its core, and it, like, had this giant black hole in its stomach, and that's where all the city's trash went. We were going to do a scene in Episode 2 where we see Dexter dumping the body of a dead customer down one of the monster's throats but then we decided that that might have been going too far, that's, that's not the kind of person I wanted Dexter to be."
 
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