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[Hentai-Semitism]

Okay I had to replay a couple of times to figure out what could possibly be being 'bleeped' [with Hanna Barbera cartoon bongos] at 4:29, and it was "murderer," which they had just said mere seconds beforehand, so I'm guessing they're hitting the rules on all fronts here. What a cockup.
I don't have the perfect solution, but "be more funny" usually works.

Here's how I would censor future RLM videos.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Oh my god, more bitching about the Plinkett video and JJ Abrams. The "joke" about it wasn't even funny.

Stop being such a fag, Mike.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Oh my god, more bitching about the Plinkett video and JJ Abrams. The "joke" about it wasn't even funny.

Stop being such a fag, Mike.

I have arrived at the conclusion that Mike is just a massive douchebag.

 

[Michael Wade]

I have found the red pill version of RLM and it does not disappoint me.

Not as good at gags but they don't waffle around calling a spade a spade which is nice .

 

[Tablet County]

I have arrived at the conclusion that Mike is just a massive douchebag.

He picked Shark Exorcist for best of the worst. You're just figuring this out now?

I have found the red pill version of RLM and it does not disappoint me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Us_hlk4KwXA
Not as good at gags but they don't waffle around calling a spade a spade which is nice .

If you need your dopamine brokers to call a spade a spade that's your problem.

 

[Michael Wade]

If you need your dopamine brokers to call a spade a spade that's your problem.

It's just nice to go from Pepsi to coke every now and then.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Should we add RLM to the list?

 

[Protistology]

I have arrived at the conclusion that Mike is just a massive douchebag.

It's similar to Maddox. For years you think it's just a character that he's portraying, and then you realize he really is just a narcissistic asshole.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

First Mike is whining about YouTube views and now he's unironically using PDFile. And 3rd video in a row they are whining about how fans are stupid and don't understand them

Have you gotten to the part yet where they dance around the word "faggot"?

Freddy vs. Jason canonically confirms that Freddy Krueger is a rapist and a pedophile. Yet Mike and Jay being offended by Freddy being called a faggot by a Black girl was the funniest moment in Red Letter Media in years, and it was completely accidental.

 

[#lurker]

Freddy vs. Jason has probably aged well thanks to the mediocrity of the last 20 years and 2000's nostalgia, but back at release it was an absolutely terrible movie. Even I, someone who watched the trashiest of trash back then, hated it.
A big problem with movies like this is that they can't commit to either side winning lest one side of the fanbase will walk away unsatisfied. So what you have is a movie that literally pulls its punches.

And RLM's continual seething over being wrong about J.J. Abrams is just funny at this point. They can't live it down.
Also Jay is lame referring to fan "entitlement" for wanting original actors.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Every other video platform is full of right wing CHUDs so if they post on Rumble or whatever their reddit fans will lose their shit.

IIRC monetization isn't outright on other platforms as far as Rumble etc having hoops you have to jump through and they don't see it worth the effort if they can't see benefits ASAP/have to work to build up their base there via splitting attention and churning out exclusive box YT content there to force migration to those platforms

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Freddy vs. Jason has probably aged well thanks to the mediocrity of the last 20 years and 2000's nostalgia, but back at release it was an absolutely terrible movie. Even I, someone who watched the trashiest of trash back then, hated it.
A big problem with movies like this is that they can't commit to either side winning lest one side of the fanbase will walk away unsatisfied. So what you have is a movie that literally pulls its punches.

And RLM's continual seething over being wrong about J.J. Abrams is just funny at this point. They can't live it down.
Also Jay is lame referring to fan "entitlement" for wanting original actors.

"Fan Entitlement" is a psyop

 

[I'm a Silly]

I have found the red pill version of RLM and it does not disappoint me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Us_hlk4KwXA
Not as good at gags but they don't waffle around calling a spade a spade which is nice .

I've seen these guys before, but I gave this video a chance anyway. They seemed jewish before, but in this video, when they got to the part where they claimed in muh 1930s that the film had a point --

 

[MirrorNoir]

He's also physically ugly and repulsive so he doesn't even have looks or youth going for him. You will tolerate an obnoxious Margot Robbie or Jon Hamm if you need a leading actor or face for your work. Oswalt can't even be silent eye candy as he's a goblin shaped slob. He offers nothing to anyone other than maybe wife killing and coverup techniques for potential spouse annihilators. His one area of expertise.

But I suppose show business needs its freaks and monsters to play serial killers or child abusers (Oswalt played a molester on HBO once). Or Circus freaks and other undesirable types when they don't have time to CGI in a living monstrosity to shock the audience with its hideous presence. Oswalt is just one of those "I was rightfully bullied as a kid" losers who gives off creep energy and is now on his adult victory tour to prove he always had "it".

Patton knows his niche in terms of characters he plays (sad sack nerdy secondary character types) but his chief skill is money management. He was second banana on a crappy CBS sitcom (King of Queens) that lasted like 7-8 seasons and by all accounts saved every fucking dime PLUS had a rather generous residual package like the rest of the cast did, which basically made him financially set for life. To the point that Patton has admitted that the bulk of the roles he takes, especially guest spots on shows like Justified, Parks and Recs, and MST3K, he does either for the minimum pay wise or does it for free for fun or him being a fan of the show.

 

[I'm a Silly]

chief skill is money management

-- and wlife insurance

 

[MirrorNoir]

IIRC he killed his wife to get with his mistress not for life insurance

 

[Jobama]

Lot of Prequel fans, especially on /tv/ and elsewhere for whatever reason genuinely do think that way.

The amount of prequel revisionism on /tv/ now really shows how much the demographics on 4chan have changed. Up until TLJ or so a lot of the prequel revisionist talking points were completely ridiculed.

 

[Michael Wade]

The amount of prequel revisionism on /tv/ now really shows how much the demographics on 4chan have changed. Up until TLJ or so a lot of the prequel revisionist talking points were completely ridiculed.

All I know is I always liked the prequels.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Freddy vs. Jason has probably aged well thanks to the mediocrity of the last 20 years and 2000's nostalgia, but back at release it was an absolutely terrible movie. Even I, someone who watched the trashiest of trash back then, hated it.
A big problem with movies like this is that they can't commit to either side winning lest one side of the fanbase will walk away unsatisfied. So what you have is a movie that literally pulls its punches.

And RLM's continual seething over being wrong about J.J. Abrams is just funny at this point. They can't live it down.
Also Jay is lame referring to fan "entitlement" for wanting original actors.

Kane Hodder not being brought back as Jason because the director wanted to hire a friend of his as Jason controversy aside, FvJ worked purely because the rejected scripts were so God awful and full of character derailment (especially for Jason) that the one we ended up with was basically as fuck but kept the spirit and core of the characters intact and didn't try hard retcon everything in sight.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Have you gotten to the part yet where they dance around the word "faggot"?

The moment they started acting morally superior and smug about Cabin Fever's edgy humor for setting up a "nigger" joke with a great payoff and the constant use of "gay" and "retarded," I knew the writing was on the wall. You know that Mike and Jay laughed and enjoyed it just fine back when it first came out. The sudden heel turn on them liking Halloween Ends and justifying it by using some random new age site (that I previously mentioned) was odd. Maybe they were being sycophants and trying to win over some star or studio connection. It seemed like an odd change of pace.

Freddy vs. Jason has probably aged well thanks to the mediocrity of the last 20 years and 2000's nostalgia, but back at release it was an absolutely terrible movie. Even I, someone who watched the trashiest of trash back then, hated it.

The hype for Freddy vs. Jason with horror fans began in 1993 when Jason Goes to Hell hinted at it, but it took an entire decade for it to finally happen. The wait was even longer for Aliens vs. Predator. The video games launched in 1993 for the SNES, followed by the awesome Capcom arcade game in 1994, but the comic series debuted way back in 1989. Those movies had a lot of long overdue hype, but I heard that AvP fell short because of its PG-13 rating, which didn’t do justice to a crossover of two Rated R film series.