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[TheMonkeyMan]

I was worried that the cutaways to Wil Wheaton were going to get old.

They didn't.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Mike's speech at the end was brutal, damn.

Fortunately I do have the ability to just ignore shit continuations of franchises like this, or the Star Wars sequels, or the 8 million terrible Terminator sequels, etc. Like they said, the characters are barely acting like themselves anyway so I don't even find it that hard. At best Picard is just glorified fanfiction, an alternate nightmare reality created by people who do not know or care about Star Trek. It's a show made by morons, for morons.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

rest in peace little chable
rich becoming closer to the stars reminds me of this classic:

 

[Jack Awful]

It's funny that Mike and Rich are ranting about leftist soycucks either without mentioning it or not even realizing it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Jesus Christ, Mike looks fucking awful! What happened??

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Jesus Christ, Mike looks fucking awful! What happened??

Is he really 43? Maybe it's time for an intervention.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Mike's speech at the end was brutal, damn.

Fortunately I do have the ability to just ignore shit continuations of franchises like this, or the Star Wars sequels, or the 8 million terrible Terminator sequels, etc. Like they said, the characters are barely acting like themselves anyway so I don't even find it that hard. At best Picard is just glorified fanfiction, an alternate nightmare reality created by people who do not know or care about Star Trek. It's a show made by morons, for morons.

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"Mike, we need that chair." fucking slayed me.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

Jesus Christ, Mike looks fucking awful! What happened??

What do you expect from having to watch horrible movies and shows over the past decade? Wouldn't it make you want to drink out of you're mind to?

 

[Hazel Motes]

Not even a fan of Star Trek, but I feel Mike and Rich's pain. Time travelling to the present shows how little the writers care for Star Trek. They do not want to even attempt a message that is not totally on the nose.

 

[Miller]

Mike's speech at the end was brutal, damn.

Fortunately I do have the ability to just ignore shit continuations of franchises like this, or the Star Wars sequels, or the 8 million terrible Terminator sequels, etc. Like they said, the characters are barely acting like themselves anyway so I don't even find it that hard. At best Picard is just glorified fanfiction, an alternate nightmare reality created by people who do not know or care about Star Trek. It's a show made by morons, for morons.

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I'm with Mike on this one. I can't rewatch TNG anymore. I often pick up an episode of TOS, DS9 or ENT with no problem but I can't with TNG.
I can't ignore what they're doing, Alex Kurtzman and Akiva Goldsman are doing everything they can to demoralize people, they have ruined the past (TOS era), the future (post-VOY and far future) and now they're going back to the past to completely destroy it (new Pike spin-off).

 

[WebLurker]

Looking at how heart-broken and defeated Mike looked at the end of this review made me glad that this streaming service isn't even available in my country.

Poor Mike.

 

[Commander X]

All those clips of him interviewing the actors is just pathetic. Its like he's on his knees begging for a job.

As I've noted before, Wheaton is part of this whole seedy stratum of "celebrities" who mostly try to keep themselves in some sort of spotlight by pandering to "nerd culture" - it's a life raft they cling to to keep their careers, such as they are, from sinking into the depths of deserved obscurity.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I've been rewatching TNG lately but I just pretend Picard season 1 didn't happen and I haven't been watching season 2. Nor will I watch season 3 because I'm terrified of what they're going to do to the rest of the cast. I just feel bad for Mike. It sucks when something new infringes on your enjoyment of something old. It happened to me with Doctor Who.

Edit - Also, no wonder Picard sucks when these are the writers.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I wonder how many people are just watching for the one girl's boobs.

No amount of boobage can distract from that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face.

 

[Great President of McHell]

I've been rewatching TNG lately but I just pretend Picard season 1 didn't happen and I haven't been watching season 2. Nor will I watch season 3 because I'm terrified of what they're going to do to the rest of the cast. I just feel bad for Mike. It sucks when something new infringes on your enjoyment of something old. It happened to me with Doctor Who.

Edit - Also, no wonder Picard sucks when these are the writers.

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We are Pakled. We write things. Things that go explode.

 

[MooseGump]

The moral of the story in Star Trek: Picard is that no matter how bad it gets, how stupid the writing can be, and the endless mistakes the writers and cast make that piss you off and make you hate star trek
You're not Wil Wheaton

And you know what, maybe things aren't that bad after all

 

[Jack Awful]

The moral of the story in Star Trek: Picard is that no matter how bad it gets, how stupid the writing can be, and the endless mistakes the writers and cast make that piss you off and make you hate star trek
You're not Wil Wheaton

And you know what, maybe things aren't that bad after all

Even a show that makes ICE one of the primary antagonists and has constant identity politics says "Wil Wheaton? That's too much soy."

 

[winterfag]

No amount of boobage can distract from that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face.

It's clearly the only reason they'd be showing boobage like that in current year tbh

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

"The Body of Richard Evans"

 

[Saul Goodman Fan]

The RLM subreddit isn’t a fan of the “punching down” against Wil Wheaton