Recreating my iconic walking to the tree - 07/03/20 - her gunt flopped out

[Moonpie]

Poor HFC is so beaten down.
Guess that's why she got into it.
She's the only deathfat who doesn't irk me. I just feel some pity towards her.

 

[D_Tractor]

which is funny because those shoes are two sizes too big. She takes a 7, but buys a 9, because she buys longer shoes instead of wider shoes because she is a stupid idiot.

Those look like New Balance. They make shoes in super fucking wide sizes. One of the main reasons people buy them.


How many lbs of fat do you think is in one of Amber's arms? I'm trying to figure out whether one of her arms has more body fat than my entire body
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Fat is surprisingly light. Maybe 30 elbees each arm?


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i'm actually surprised Amber is still able to walk just fine despite her weight clearly making her supposed to be bed-bound by now.

Her cartilage will be completely gone in 10 years if she lives that long and she will be in constant pain if not completely bedbound

I think most adults say OBGYN. I stopped hearing GYNO in HS.

Usually when i hear Gyno it means gynecomastia from doing too much rhoids.

The human body isn't made to be 400 lbs, the skin stretches and tears under the strain, so its basically 27/7 bruising, though some fat ppl get actual tears in the flesh bc somehow that's less painful than not being fat.

Between the lowered circulation and stagnant moisture caused by the folds and just being literally torn apart from trying to hold up too much weight deathfats are prone to pretty much every skin infection there is.

 

[CheesyBoy]

You know somebody has jerked off to this. Probably someone unnaturally thin, with greasy hair, a shitty neckbeard, bad acne, "mad katana skillz", and is wearing a cum-stained Naruto shirt that they've had since eighth grade.

like getting an aircraft carrier to speed

You ever been on an aircraft carrier? Those things can fucking haul ass.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

You ever been on an aircraft carrier? Those things can fucking haul ass.

Spoiler: stupid navy sperging

Sure they can. No denying that. It's impressive how quick they can actually go. Jane's Book of Fighting Ships does 'em dirty.

But it takes them 19x10^6 years to get to speed. Even longer for them to slow down. And stopping from a quick bell? Total joke.

Source - direct experience.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hell who doesn't?
I'm sure people aren't going around wishing they were 600lbs.
Also where are all these sperging people coming from? I feel like I'm looking at a FB fattie Al haydur club.
No one cares how fat you are or you used to be.
Unless you want to show your Big ole lymphedema laygs.

I read that as olymphedema legs and I think we have a new sport to petition the IOC for, dudegorls!

You ever been on an aircraft carrier? Those things can fucking haul ass.

Yeah, once fully underway they can haul ass, like just about every other ship/boat (for subs). It's getting to speed that I'm referring to. I have to say, though, that Big Al has them all beat in the stopping department. No competition there.

 

[nya001]

@D_Tractor: "deathfats are prone to pretty much every skin infection there is."

apart from cancer, behemoths like her who are measured in gross displacement get some kind of undertit rot like athletes' foot. No doubt somebody who studies the blade jerks off to that, there's a taste for everything and now they will find some support group to feed each other's perversions and tell each other it's perfectly normal.

Imho in a normal world somebody who says she's proud for being able to walk to a tree would be shamed and would walk more because of peer pressure. I don't see peer pressure as always bad. If so many people tell her it's acceptable to weigh like cattle she'll end up believing them.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Now that I look back on this thread, it reminds me of when DSP remade his shitty shower video. Just as autistic, if not more so. Gorl's really going to need those...that money...to pay her bills.

 

[imthehaydur]

I just had a thought. Maybe she made this because she knew they'd be leaving and knew she wouldn't be able to later? Or is that too much planning for our gorl.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Captain Ahab died hunting the wrong white whale it would seem.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

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Damn. She looks like she's gonna keel over and expire at any minute. Imagine having to live life like this.

 

[Letora]

I feel so bad for the surgeon whose office she is going to shuffle into. I can only imagine their dread. Surgeons absolutely hate it when they have patients as fat as Amberlynn. I found this description of how difficult operating on the morbidly obese is, by an anonymous surgeon who is against fat activism and the "body positivity movement":

I live and practice medicine in SE Asia. It's very rare that I encounter morbidly obese patients, and they're usually in the 100kg-150kg (220 lbs to 330 lbs) range. And yet, even for these patients considered "smallfats" by FAs, there are still difficulties during surgery...

Anaesthesia. All right, I'm not an anaesthesiologist, and part of the reason why I decided on a surgical field is because pharmacology was one of my worst subjects in medical school, but obesity makes induction difficult because one, if you're using general aneasthesia obese patients are harder to intubate. There's more stuff in the way, same reason why a lot of obese patients get obstructive sleep apnea. There are also people who are harder to intubate because of the size of their necks and mouths and what not. It's not like the anaesthesiologist is shitlording it over patients with these variations in anatomy as well. Two, it's harder to calculate the right dose that will properly anaesthesise an obese patient without killing them. It's not prejudice. It's not because every single anaesthesiologist hates fat people. It's pharmakokinetics, pharmacodynamics, and physiology.

Landmarks and incision. Surgery will go smoothly if you're properly oriented from the start. That means knowing where to cut, cutting in the right place. In orthopaedics, our landmarks for making the incision are bony landmarks. If these are, for any reason, difficult to palpate, it's also more difficult to make the incision in the right place. I've had to operate on patients wherein the area in question was severely swollen, and thus it also took longer for me to mark where to cut. Does this mean that I'm prejudiced against people with swollen limbs? Am I oedema-phobic? Were we supposed to practice on more bloated cadavers in medical school? Swelling fucks up the expected anatomy in different ways from patient to patient. So does fat.

Superficial dissection. After making the skin incision, we have to go through the subcutaneous layer; basically, fat. An important part of surgery is haemostasis (controlling the bleeding). Even if it's a surgery that uses a tourniquet, bleeding still happens. Guess what tissue contains a lot of bleeders? Fat. You cut through more fat, you get more bleeding. You get more bleeding, you spend more time cauterising, you prolong your overall operative time. The longer the surgery, the riskier it is for the patient. Yet you can't afford to be haphazard about your haemostasis because you don't want ongoing blood loss during the surgery nor do you want to develop haematomas (pockets of blood) post-surgery. Despite what FAs claim, practice and training more and studying harder will not make this part go any faster. The more bleeding, the more haemostasis needs to be done, the more time you will spend in the OR.

Deep dissection. You've cut through the fat, now you have to keep it out of the way so you can see the muscles you're dissecting through. Again, it's not shitlording. It's physics. If you have more fat, the more effort and equipment you have to use to keep it out of the way so the surgery can be done properly. No surgeon is going to cut something they can't see. Seriously, do you want someone hacking away at your body blindly?

The main part. Depending on the surgery, this could be fracture reduction and fixation, joint replacement, reconstructing a tendon or a ligament...lots of things. Whatever it is, if it involves manipulating a limb, well, the heavier a body part is, the harder it is to lift and maneouvre properly. FAs may have a point here in that we should train harder and practice more on heavier bodies. I got into powerlifting because I was sick of feeling like I got beaten up after I would assist on knee replacements for obese patients. But I don't expect all my colleagues or the scrub nurses to get into lifting just to be able to deal with this...

Closing time. Again with the haemostasis; there are thicker layers to suture, you're gonna use more sutures, it's going to take a longer time. And more likely than not the incision made was bigger than what would have been made on a thinner patient, because you need it for a better exposure. Bigger incision takes longer to sew up.

Overall, a longer operative time increases risks for complications such as infection, bad reaction to anaesthesia, more post-operative pain. For the same procedure, a fat person will take longer to operate on than a thin person, because it's more difficult to decide where to start, there's more to cut through, there's more adipose tissue that will bleed, there's more stuff you have to push out of the way, there's more stuff you have to sew up in the end. No amount of training or practice or additional equipment will change that.

Post-operative care. Morbidly obese patients have poorer wound healing, especially if they have co-morbidities such as diabetes. Also, my experience with obese patients is that they are less compliant with post-operative rehab. I tell all my patients, regardless of size, once the surgery is over, that we doctors have done our part. From this point forward any healing is all on them, as long as they do their rehab and push themselves hard. I do my best, together with the anaesthesiologist, to relieve their pain post-operatively so that they can do the physical therapy exercises as much as they can. Unfortunately, if pre-operatively they were never motivated to care for themselves or push themselves hard toward a goal, there's not much I can do about that. All I can do is educate them about the risks and benefits. To be fair, there are thin patients who aren't compliant as well so this part isn't exclusively a fat person problem. It's just my experience with fat patients overall is that they don't push themselves to do the rehab as much.

Another surgeon's comment:

Dude. We were struggling so bad today with a colostomy because the patient's abdominal wall was as thick as my handsbreadth. It went easily 4 times as long as it would've if the patient were thinner. It's so fucking difficult to see anything down in there when all that goddamn fat's in the way--it's like peering into some Lovecraftian cavernous depth, seriously, after retracting all that you don't need to go to the gym any more, that counts as arm day. I feel this post.

How do you like being a burden on everyone Amber? Do you feel the shame you should?

 

[Sovegaard]

I'm constantly amazed how different parts of her body end up differently colored as the blood pools in certain places while clearly restricted in others. Everytime I see her arm-fat it looks darker in an almost necrotizing kinda way.

I'd be disgustingly, morbidly fascinated to see a time-lapse of her body slowly discolored.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Damn. She looks like she's gonna keel over and expire at any minute. Imagine having to live life like this.

Fortunately, thanks to MSHPL and the Big Al Show, we don't have to imagine. We can see the object lessons right in front of us.

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

@D_Tractor: "deathfats are prone to pretty much every skin infection there is."

apart from cancer, behemoths like her who are measured in gross displacement get some kind of undertit rot like athletes' foot. No doubt somebody who studies the blade jerks off to that, there's a taste for everything and now they will find some support group to feed each other's perversions and tell each other it's perfectly normal.

Imho in a normal world somebody who says she's proud for being able to walk to a tree would be shamed and would walk more because of peer pressure. I don't see peer pressure as always bad. If so many people tell her it's acceptable to weigh like cattle she'll end up believing them.

Yeah that stuff smells like a dead animal. Fat people get it in their folds because they are not taking care of themselves. All that sweat gets under there and festers.