Rebel Moon - Star Wars But Not Star Wars

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And it ran into the same problems these movies did. No one in either production asked, "How do peasants fight a giant spaceship/giant robots?" To which the answer would have been AA railguns.
One solution is scalling things up, isntead of a peasant village it would be a entire agricutural planet. I still don't know why they need thoses grains, they have a huge spaceship no way this village would be capable to produce a fraction of what they would need and they use the grains as a shield, is this the only place in the galaxy where people grow crops? Why is this so important? This could be solved by scaling things up but no! Zach is a moron.
 
What a fucking surprise, another Snyder movie turns out to be self-indulgent dogshit.

I don't know what the fuck people were expecting after the Snyder Cut and Army of the Dead. Snyder seriously needs to get Larry Fong back as director of photography because he sucks at it. He also needs to get whoever the fuck wrote Sucker Punch for him to make an actual decent script again.

It's also baffling that in a movie that blatantly copies Seven Samurai, barely any of the heroes die.

P.S: Also I can't believe that the fake leaked story outline from 2 years ago ended up being way better than what Snyder actually came up with.
 
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I can't find a world where that is a cool title. Like scarring itself isn't lethal, and means you failed killing someone, and the giver part makes it not flow well.

The Defiler is the first alternative that came to mind and already sounds better. But Snyder can only operate on "would an 11 year old boy think this is cool?" logic were objects or people only exist for one particular scene or shot so the can do something that in his mind looks good.
 
The Defiler is the first alternative that came to mind and already sounds better. But Snyder can only operate on "would an 11 year old boy think this is cool?" logic were objects or people only exist for one particular scene or shot so the can do something that in his mind looks good.
Defiler is more of religious undertones, might as well go Despoiler. Writing wise, scarring is an evil thing to do, so it's retarded trying to make it your waifu title. Legitimately it will be a cooler title being "The Scarred one" or "the scar bearer" since it makes the character appear stronger.
 
Okay, this tentacle-fucking Bad Dragon enthusiast is officially 0-2. He can stay dead, right Zack? RIGHT?!
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I don't understand why the faction with mecha walkers and dreadnoughts doesn't just bomb the dirt farmers from orbit.

This shit is even more ridiculous and less plausible than the Ewoks beating the stormtroopers.

At least there you could argue it was kind of a Vietnam thing where the Empire didn't know the terrain and couldn't navigate it while the Ewoks could.
 
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