Reasons May and Gator should get together

Just sayin…

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Gator has the "never got laid in my 20s, now a stepfather to a slatternly woman's demon spawn" look down to a tee. Go for it, eldest of fags!
 
Sorry Meighsisters, Gatorchad has decided to swipe left on the gunted pedohorse:
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>I can do better than May.

Thats the same thing May said about Ralph... GAWDS PLAN!

@Flamenco another reason why you should save Meigh from the Gunt. Why settle for wooden horse when you can get real horse.
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Meigh looks like a man but shes a natal woman.
Pedmenco likes small boys
 
"Chyat, chyat, what do ya think? What do you think? I don't know, chyat. Should I shoot my shot, chyat? You think this sweetie wants her day brightened, chyat?" - Some animu faggot
 
Fuentes is getting slept on as a dark horse (lol) Ralph replacement.

Meigh gets: Own Ralph by shacking up with his boss, Nick has property in the US as opposed to a Mexican guntshack, AF interns do housework for her, I don't know if Nick watches anime but he does enjoy shows like Euphoria which have weird women as a target audience.

Nick gets: A beard who is the only woman on Earth with the exact body type of the men he openly lusts after, a premade family that does not require him to have heterosexual sex so he can still be an incel, an excuse to remove Ethan Ralph from his dead gay platform and dead gay political movement, his audience will fucking hate Meigh so he can use her as a scapegoat for any time he fucks up.
 
Fuentes is getting slept on as a dark horse (lol) Ralph replacement.

Meigh gets: Own Ralph by shacking up with his boss, Nick has property in the US as opposed to a Mexican guntshack, AF interns do housework for her, I don't know if Nick watches anime but he does enjoy shows like Euphoria which have weird women as a target audience.

Nick gets: A beard who is the only woman on Earth with the exact body type of the men he openly lusts after, a premade family that does not require him to have heterosexual sex so he can still be an incel, an excuse to remove Ethan Ralph from his dead gay platform and dead gay political movement, his audience will fucking hate Meigh so he can use her as a scapegoat for any time he fucks up.
Has Fuentes ever directly even interacted with Meigh at any length? I imagine they had met during those rallies but that was probably not anything really significant so I'm not sure what Ralph's master thinks of his junkyard dog's mate.
 
Probably both Gator and Flam have bigger dicks than Ralph, so Pantsu would be trading up.

I wonder if Meigh has taken into account how soon it likely is, that Ralph dies?

Perhaps she has, and has decided it is better to just wait for that to happen, than to be proactive and maybe even get blamed for Ralph's demise?
 
Gator can definitely fix May and her many bizarre BPD fueled nightmare problems. He's mature and kind and has a knack for figuring out the right kind of people to associate with. He would be May's good ending.

I think she would go for Flamenco though, he livestreams more and she could finally go from watching The Sopranos to reading Boy Soprano, which I'm sure she would like a hell of a lot more.

It would be nice to see her date outside of the sketur though and the rest of the website is a smorgasbord of potential victims opportunities for romance. My vote is for Queen Kuhfalls, she yes she, bigots, ticks off all the boxes. E-Fame, seemingly has money that wasn't wasted immediately, exclusive access to a grooming discord, protected and beloved member of the trans community, probably really likes anime the list goes on and on. Most importantly it would break Ralphs heart knocking his top two women have ran off together without him.

Or Peetz. Peetz would be really funny.
 
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