Reasons May and Gator should get together

[Null]

Reasons May should get with Gator

• Gator is a true anime lover, no more pretending to like whatever retarded bullshit Ralph is into
• Educated man with career prospects
• Can hold down a job
• Fix'er'upper who can benefit from a woman's touch (May will feel appreciated)
• It would piss Ralph off

Reasons Gator should get with May

• Anime lover, probably likes that Dragon Maid show
• Not fat
• Has a little piece of Ralph for them to remember him by forever
• Mother and therefore mommy gf that Gator need
• It would piss Ralph off

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

May, Shannon, you have my blessing

 

[Jack Awful]

I know May's dad likes Gator!
This is Gator's chance to finally have sex!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Add to this that neither one of them has any better prospects, like seriously. Gator this is your ONE CHANCE to touch a pussy! Meigh... sorry but you were not even desirable before you were gunted, there is but one man in this world who would mop up Ethan Ralphs sloppy seconds. ITS GODS PLAN!

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

Ralph's seed spreads while Gator's dies in tissues.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

It even works out for Ralph, because he can just call Gator a cuck raising his child and cope with his latest disappointment that way.

All parties benefit in this deal.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

This actually makes a lot of sense.

Plus the kino will stay in the sektur.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Add to this that neither one of them has any better prospects, like seriously. Gator this is your ONCE CHANCE to touch a pussy! Meigh... sorry but you were not even desirable before you were gunted, there is but one man in this world who would mop up Ethan Ralphs sloppy seconds. ITS GODS PLAN!

CHRIST IS KING

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

As long as they don't have any children, I'm cool with this.

 

[Westfalia]

Gator, my man, hit her up.
You can do it. Just take a few local equestrian classes and buy some horse tack. No biggie

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

No can do.
Gator likes blondes.

 

[Tzaddi Qoph Resh]

So is Ralph on a plane over the Atlantic headed to Rome? Or did he get kicked off?

 

[👑Duster King👑]

lmao gator looks like harry

Maybe it was meant to be

 

[It Goofy]

I know May's dad likes Gator!
This is Gator's chance to finally have sex!

Ahem, I believe you are forgetting about a passionate, hot-blooded Puerto Rican latina

 

[Jack Awful]

Ahem, I believe you are forgetting about a passionate, hot-blooded Puerto Rican latina

Gator's a terrible liar and this is his only chance to get his v card punched.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Carrots and apples make fine courtship gifts.

 

[eDove]

Null is the best shitlord.

Were you sitting on this joke or did it come into your head just now?

 

[PaladinBoo]

You can do it Gator! You would be a way better husband and dad then Ralph could ever be. Go for it bro!

 

[Retink Retunk]

I was going to suggest Meigh should turn to Flam, but then I remember she might be a horse but she's not made of wood, and neither is she a small boy.

 

[Fag Albert]

I was going to suggest Meigh should turn to Flam, but then I remember she might be a horse but she's not made of wood, and neither is she a small boy.

They can bond over mutual interests.