REACTING TO ZACHARY MICHAEL 6/20/2019 - her being a smug cunt

It seems she edited the clip in question to make it seem like Zach was making fun of her back when it was actually some boring shit about Necky. She's literally just manufacturing reasons to be SO RAW. The fact that this super extra reaction comes from a cleverly edited clip on her part should serve as a reminder of exactly how rehearsed all of this bullshit is. Just looking to ham it up to the best of her abilities as always. Still a legendary gif though.

totally normal for someone to be that self conscious of their fucking back wow
 
Wow, her eyes really are just like that all the time now huh.

I thought it was just a Slaton flare up during the Rarity interruption, but there they go again. In acutely opposite directions.
 
Here's the archive of her latest video (sorry for the double post, I tried to edit my previous one but it wouldn't let me upload it there idk).
REACTING TO AMBERLYNN REACTING TO A REACTION CHANNEL June 20th 2019.mp4
Chantal is such a cunt in this video. Her thread in Beauty Parlor has been popping off ever since she wanted to interject herself in this debacle and the pie/YouTube Underground thing. Buzzwords of ableism, homophobia, and bullying are flung via her and cucked Pete, while Chantal kisses Amber's ass. What a crossover!
 
Anyone else notice that AL mentioned that she would never wear the outfit she wore in the video out, it's a strictly lounging around the house outfit. But she wore it for her 100k+ subscribers. The 15 people she would see at Wommart are too discriminating for this outfit, but the world at large sure. Ok gorl.
 
Anyone else notice that AL mentioned that she would never wear the outfit she wore in the video out, it's a strictly lounging around the house outfit. But she wore it for her 100k+ subscribers. The 15 people she would see at Wommart are too discriminating for this outfit, but the world at large sure. Ok gorl.
LOL, I said the exact same thing to my husband while I was watching it...via a reaction channel because this heifer doesn't get my coin. I thought that was such an extraordinary disconnect from reality. She'd never wear that in the booming Metropolis of Monticello, KY, but she's happy to model it for thousands of people all around the world. Gorl, that makes no fucking sense.
 
LOL, I said the exact same thing to my husband while I was watching it...via a reaction channel because this heifer doesn't get my coin. I thought that was such an extraordinary disconnect from reality. She'd never wear that in the booming Metropolis of Monticello, KY, but she's happy to model it for thousands of people all around the world. Gorl, that makes no fucking sense.

It's great, isn't it? She really thinks people want to watch her doing whatever mundane shit or talking about whatever nothingness is on her mind. All else -- her weightloss, her editing, even her basic appearance -- is at best an afterthought.

Remember when people used to complain she was covered in cat hair in her videos, and couldn't be bothered to run a lint roller over her shirt? How about when people would snark that she not only didn't bother with makeup, but clearly hadn't washed her face in days? And let's not even talk about the effort she puts into her hair.

Now she doesn't even bother getting out of what she wears as pajamas (aka her "lying around in bed" outfit) before starting to film.

The downward spiral is real, y'all.
 
So she jump edits to make Zach look bad...

Except any one who watches Zach is going 'But he's a rather nice and harmless gay man on youtube whose reactions to you largely comprise of goorl get some help please before you die!'

That rather proves she is also acutely afraid of interacting with any of the people who actually take time to really destroy her narratives.

I can't wait for Zach's reaction video..I hope he just destroys the work she did..but hey. People think Zach shouldn't do it? She just fucking handed him the deeds to a gold mine. He does a reaction video, shekels. He links the original reaction videos she editted? Shekels. Why would you not take advantage of this hamplanet handing you money?

PS:
Why do people hate Zach so much? Just standard idiotic homophobia?
 
Nobody hates Zach, apart from Amber and Chantal.

He is just OTT with his reactions a lot of the time.

Ah. See I see alot of people here saying they dislike or hate Zach, but never really said why. They act like he's a lolcow in his own right and when I saw him..he's just a normal gay guy who makes overly dramatic videos about lolcows.

Also it's a bit amusing to me that Kiwifarms views his reactions as Over The Top when..we have people who exists solely to make over the top reactionary statements here. <And god don't look up the Hamber/Null/Emspex adult writing>
 
Ah. See I see alot of people here saying they dislike or hate Zach, but never really said why. They act like he's a lolcow in his own right and when I saw him..he's just a normal gay guy who makes overly dramatic videos about lolcows.

Also it's a bit amusing to me that Kiwifarms views his reactions as Over The Top when..we have people who exists solely to make over the top reactionary statements here. <And god don't look up the Hamber/Null/Emspex adult writing>
I think that some find him to be a bit too flamboyant or perhaps his personality or energy just doesn't click. Some folks think he takes it a bit too easy on her, but I think he just doesn't want to be cruel. We feel free to be brutally honest, but we're also just a forum of autists. He's putting his name and face out there and has a professional reputation to think about.

I find him very expressive, but he's coming at it from a place of having an issue with depression and anxiety and he is actively doing something to treat it. He also works a normal adult job and is educated with at least 2 higher ed degrees. He lives independently and while he's no waif he is a taller man with a bit of meat on the bones. He dresses smartly. He styles his hair before he turns the camera on. He's in a healthy, happy relationship and actually has friends that he actually goes out and interacts with. In all ways I can think of he is a better person than Hamber.

IMO that's what makes this vid so fucking stupid on her part. She's only making herself look so much worse.
 
I think that some find him to be a bit too flamboyant or perhaps his personality or energy just doesn't click. Some folks think he takes it a bit too easy on her, but I think he just doesn't want to be cruel. We feel free to be brutally honest, but we're also just a forum of autists. He's putting his name and face out there and has a professional reputation to think about.

I find him very expressive, but he's coming at it from a place of having an issue with depression and anxiety and he is actively doing something to treat it. He also works a normal adult job and is educated with at least 2 higher ed degrees. He lives independently and while he's no waif he is a taller man with a bit of meat on the bones. He dresses smartly. He styles his hair before he turns the camera on. He's in a healthy, happy relationship and actually has friends that he actually goes out and interacts with. In all ways I can think of he is a better person than Hamber.

IMO that's what makes this vid so fucking stupid on her part. She's only making herself look so much worse.

IIRC, he's also lost quite a bit of weight in the past. Not 300 lbs, but a considerable amount for a normal human.

Chantal desperately wants to be AL. AL desperately wants to be Zach. Zach desperately wants bolth of them to be better people, or at the very least, to survive to see 40. The frenemy-ness of it all kills me.
 
The bitch is in youtube for 5 years now, claiming is her "job" that she "loves" and makes thousands and thousands of money, but never bothered to buy a tripod or some freaking lights....
Amy Slaton just splurged and got herself a new ring light at Five Below, one of Amber's favorite stores. Surely Amber can hop right on over to Lexington and grab one of these (and some more cheap containers, journals and knick-knacks for a HIGHLY REQUESTED "$5 and under haul".)
And of course by that I mean she can send her beleaguered butler to fetch her a bunch of crap and swing by the Cheesecake Factory for some takeout on the way home.
 
She's so manic lately, Not surprising since she can't even do the bare minimum of keeping herself clean to support her psyche. Her nightly towelette and perfume showers sure as shit aren't enough.

I once couldn't shower for 2 days straight due to certain circumstances and I felt like such absolute shit. I can't imagine constantly feeling the oil in your hair and the grime on your skin.

She probably can't even get any restful sleep. Imagine the state of her sheets and pillows covered in crumbs and god knows what comes off her body. Asides from that, didn't she admit some time ago that she can't even lay down fully anymore to sleep? What a life.
 
One thing that struck me during her 'MUH MOBILITY ISSUES' chimp-out is that it sounded to me like in her mind she categorizes her difficulty standing and walking as entirely separate from her choices to consume 6,000 calories a day and not put in any effort towards her glaring 'mentull things'. I got the impression that just like she wants to be able to eat 5,000+ calories of whatever garbage per day and not have any consequences, she doesn't want to have to lose weight to improve her mobility, she just wants to 'build herself up' to be able to walk unimpaired while still being "560 something" pounds. Her claims of physical disability are framed as if she is involuntarily and unaffectably crippled through no action of her own.

She then lists what she is doing to lose weight, saying, "I'm hoping, wishing, tryeeen, and praying. . ."
So putting in actual effort comes in third behind writing delusional victim narratives in her head, and her toddler mind throws such a fail-tantrum about having to put it actual effort the she prays that failing and doing nothing will magically fix it.

I think, as someone else said earlier, she had to stop the video there because her chimp-out was close to making her address that everyday she is choosing eating 6,000 calories over being able to walk.

ETA: JFC the top of her buffalo-hump is halfway up her ear :O
 
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