Razzies 2026

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It's that time again...a new year is here, and so are the nominees for the Razzies 2026:

WORST PICTURE
The Electric State
Hurry Up Tomorrow
Disney's Snow White (2025)
Star Trek: Section 31
War Of The Worlds (2025)

WORST ACTOR
Dave Bautista / In The Lost Lands
Ice Cube / War Of The Worlds
Scott Eastwood / Alarum
Jared Leto / Tron: Ares
Abel "The Weeknd" Tesfaye / Hurry Up Tomorrow

WORST ACTRESS
Ariana DeBose / Love Hurts
Milla Jovovich /In The Lost Lands
Natalie Portman / Fountain Of Youth
Rebel Wilson / Bride Hard
Michele Yeoh / Star Trek: Section 31

WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
Five Nights At Freddy's 2
Smurfs (2025)
Snow White (2025)
War Of The Worlds (2025)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anna Chlumsky / Bride Hard
Ema Horvath / The Strangers: Chapter 2
Scarlet Rose Stallone / Gunslingers
Kacey Rohl / Star Trek: Section 31
Isis Valverde / Alarum

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
All Seven Artificial Dwarfs / Snow White (2025)
Nicolas Cage / Gunslingers
Stephen Dorff / Bride Hard
Greg Kinnear / Off The Grid
Sylvester Stallone / Alarum

WORST SCREEN COMBO
All Seven Dwarfs / Snow White (2025)
James Corden & Rihanna / Smurfs (2025)
Ice Cube & His Zoom Camera / War Of The Worlds (2025)
Robert DeNiro & Robert DeNiro (as Frank & Vito) / The Alto Knights
The Weeknd & His Colossal Ego / Hurry Up Tomorrow

WORST DIRECTOR
Rich Lee / War of The Worlds (2025)
Olatunde Osunsanmi / Star Trek: Section 31
The Russo Brothers / The Electric State
Trey Edward Shults / Hurry Up Tomorrow
Marc Webb / Snow White (2025)

WORST SCREENPLAY
The Electric State / Screenplay by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely. Adapted from the illustrated novel by Simon Stalenhag.
Hurry Up Tomorrow / Screenplay by Trey Edward Shults, Abel Tesfaye, Reza Fahim
Snow White (2025) / Screenplay by Erin Cressida Wilson and a bunch of others too numerous to mention. Drawing from the original fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm.
Star Trek: Section 31 / Screenplay by Craig Sweeny with original story concept developed by Bo Yeon Kim & Erika Lippoldt
War Of The Worlds (2025) / Screen Story and Screenplay by Kenny Golde and screenplay by Marc Hyman, adapting (or destroying) the classic novel by H.G. Wells.
 
Honestly not too bad of a list. Although this year, even more than the past few years, you could've literally just picked movies and actors at random and gotten a Razzie worthy candidate. Go ahead, try it.

But that Star Trek shit really should win because I watched a 30 second trailer minutes of it and my eyes exploded and brain melted.

They'll probably pick War of the Worlds because people are actually having fun with how bad it is, so it can be a "safe" choice.
 
Not a terrible list but a lot of repeats in categories.
Here are a few I would include:
- Worst Supporting Actress: Gal Gadot in Snow White
- Worst Supporting Actor: Mark Ruffalo in Mickey 17
- Worst Screen Combo #1: Soy Predator and Half a Bitch in Predator: Badlands
- Worst Screen Combo #1: the entire cast of A Minecraft Movie
- Worst Screenplay #1: A Minecraft Movie
- Worst Screenplay #2: One Battle After Another
- Worst Movie #1: A Minecraft Movie
- Worst Movie #2: Jurassic World: Rebirth
 
strumpets exeunt dijo:
War of the Worlds is gonna sweep this shit.

Also, I'm still pissed at The Electric State how badly it failed to introduce Stalenhag to a new audience.
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I made a post about this at some point somewhere but I found the opposite. The movie was good enough to interest me and made buy the actual hard cover book with all the gorgeous artwork. The actual story isn’t adaptable as is. There’s no way to do it justice and I’d be curious to see how many people (like me) got turned onto his work because of the movie. I can respect both for different reasons. My only complaint about the film is that it fits really well as a movie for 10-13 but has quite a bit of swearing which I wouldn’t like for a younger audience. I thought the actors were decent and it was one of the few films where I didn’t find the cgi absolutely jarring. It didn’t feel like Chris or Millie were on a green screen set just rambling to themselves, which means it was a competently shot film at least.
 
Well, I'll give the Razzies credit. Their nominations this year are certainly better than the Oscars. Instead of allowing politically-charged activists to choose the movies like they usually do (this is the same award show that frequently gives Razzies to to right-wing filmmakers and once gave Donald Trump multiple honorary Razzies simply for existing), they actually chose movies that are legitimately considered the worst of 2025. They even had the balls to give a bunch of nominations to the Snow White remake, though I guess they weren't ballsy enough to nominate Rachel Ziegler for Worst Actress and Gal Gadot for Worst Supporting Actress.
 
I stopped taking these awards seriously when they walked back on including child actors as nominees because they didn't want their aggressively mean spirited awards show to be mean spirited. Also their selection process became way less about choosing the worst of the worst and more about taking a dead beaten horse and beating it long after people stopped caring.
 
Overly Serious dijo:
The best thing about the Razzies was that year Sandra Bullock took a taxi over from the Oscars on a break to show up and collect hers and hand out DVDs of the movie. She also brought the script and challenged anyone to explain how you could read some of these lines in a better way.
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The Halle Berry speech for the Catwoman film was legendary too honestly.
 
Introvertigo dijo:
It's that time again...a new year is here, and so are the nominees for the Razzies 2026:
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You may be wondering:
Are the judges gonna be pompous, out of touch faggots that can't read the room or actually based gigachad that can actually give a good take on the evercollapsing mainstream media industry?
Well, I think the best way to test the water is how many awards War of the Worlds wins over brownshit, the electric state and section 31;
If War of the worlds gets an award sweep, then the razzies too can be considered a property of the niggerfaggots, otherwise there's still hope.

The Worst picture alone is the embodiement of how shit 2025 has been for cinema, since it lists, in order:
- Literal slop intentionally made stupid for pepole to watch while also using the phone for tiktok.
- A rapper's vanity project with no substance whatsoever.
- The greatest argument ever made to end disney as a company altogether.
- The second greatest argument to demand kurtzmann's head mounted on a pike as a warning for future faggots.
- The greatest trashterpiece ever released after Madame web

I find it almost tragic how the nominees don't even cover the clusterfuck that were tv series, nor include a category for animaed movies, because we did get plenty of stinkers and at this point disney demakes like brownshit have more (computer) animation than live-action, its the complete inverse of that shitty smurf movie paramount released.
 
Razzies Winners are here:


WORST PICTURE - War Of The Worlds (2025)
WORST ACTOR - Ice Cube / War Of The Worlds (2025)
WORST ACTRESS - Rebel Wilson / Bride Hard
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - Scarlet Rose Stallone / Gunslingers
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR - All Seven Artificial Dwarfs / Snow White
RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD - Kate Hudson for “Song Sung Blue”
WORST SCREEN COMBO - All Seven Artificial Dwarfs / Snow White
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL - War of the Worlds (2025)
WORST DIRECTOR - Rich Lee / War Of The Worlds (2025)
WORST SCREENPLAY - War Of The Worlds (2025) / Kenny Golde, Marc Hyman
 
The Razzies stopped mattering when the number of good watchable films could be counted on 1 finger a year.
 
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