Rank the races - best to worst - if possible, stick to biological humans

From most kkkultured to least kkkultured:

1. Black
2. Brown (minus Pajeet)
3. Red-skin
4. Yellow (minus Chinks)
5. Whitey

Jeets and Chinks are their own thing because I adore their street-shitting, rapey, dog eating, and commie lack of manners. <333
 
1. Terran
2. Zerg
3. A literal pile of shit
4. Protoss
 
Best: Dunmer

Worst: Redguard; Khajiit; N*rd; Imperial; Altmer; Bosmer; Breton; Orc

Worse than Worst: Argonian; Cliff Racer
Dunmer? Ash niggers!

Imperial for the win. MAKE TAMRIEL GREAT AGAIN!

Also:
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  1. High Elf (literal master race)
  2. Half-Elf (we all make mistakes in the heat of passion)
  3. Human (ugly, foolish, short-sighted, but one cannot deny their usefulness as sword-swinging door-kickers on any quest)
  4. Gnomes (slightly less stupid dwarves whose only redeeming value is they're never around)
  5. Dwarf (can't do magic, keep leaving their fetid cave-dwellings to pollute questing with tiresome demands for ale, treasure, and violence)
  6. Wood Elf (cultural accomplishments eclipsed even by humans and dwarves, pathetic, do not even deserve to be called elves, genocide is too good for them)
  7. Halflings (a true parasite race, at least the wood elves can feed themselves)
  8. Orcs (claim to worship strength, literally cannot conquer any human domains at all without direct help from Iuz, too stupid to realize how embarrassed they should be by their own vile existence)
 
  1. High Elf (literal master race)
  2. Half-Elf (we all make mistakes in the heat of passion)
  3. Human (ugly, foolish, short-sighted, but one cannot deny their usefulness as sword-swinging door-kickers on any quest)
  4. Gnomes (slightly less stupid dwarves whose only redeeming value is they're never around)
  5. Dwarf (can't do magic, keep leaving their fetid cave-dwellings to pollute questing with tiresome demands for ale, treasure, and violence)
  6. Wood Elf (cultural accomplishments eclipsed even by humans and dwarves, pathetic, do not even deserve to be called elves, genocide is too good for them)
  7. Halflings (a true parasite race, at least the wood elves can feed themselves)
  8. Orcs (claim to worship strength, literally cannot conquer any human domains at all without direct help from Iuz, too stupid to realize how embarrassed they should be by their own vile existence)
Effeminate elf hands wrote this. Post ears, pussy.

HUMAN SUPREMACY!
 
Of the small folk. I rank them thusly.
First: Dwarves
Second: Halflings
Third: Gnomes

Of the median folk, I rank them thusly.
First: Humans
Second: Elves
Third: Half Elves
Fourth: Half Orc
Fifth: Orcs

Of the large folk, I rank them thusly.
First: Giants
Second: Half-Ogres (By dint of their half noble nature)
Third: Ogres

The worst of all: Gnomes
The best of all: Human

I am well versed in advanced racial sciences, my list is authoritative.
 
1. Orc - Blademaster is supreme. Level 5 Tauren Chieftain = GG
2. Human - Walking mana fountain, Siege Engines, FOR KHAZMODAAAAAAAAAAN
3. Undead - stacked Lich owns
4. NightElf - Furion sucks. Illidan did nothing wrong.
 
  1. Tschego Chimp (Family orientated, and social, low impact fruitarian lifestyle, 100% of Chimp astronauts)
  2. Verus Chimp (Clever spear makers and toolusers, but let their women hunt with them)
  3. Eastern Chimp (The loners of the bunch, but always screach and scream when scared.)
  4. Bosnian Chimp (Pathetically insists they are humans, basically the furries of chimpkind)
  5. Bonobo Chimp (Sex mad degenerates who let their women boss them around)
 
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