random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

What do black people have to do with me calling everyone a nigger?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I asking in name of science and because I don't have a penis...

 

[keytar]

Fortunately he's almost inevitably going to slip in a pool of stale chop suey, his own semen, and lies

 

[yydszmiteg2]

What is a sneed?

 

[Meat Target]

only a Polack would bring a spear to a gun fight...

 

[easy]

THINK BEFORE YOU TROLL!

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

A x ( 1* 1 ) 6 + 5= ?

what is A?

1 X1 EQUALS 1 SO DIVIDE THAT BY SIX. PLUS FIVE.12.

THE ANSWER IS 12.

5+6=12

 

[Useful_Mistake]

5+6=12

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

The way I was taught this is that (1x1)6 is essentially 1x6

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The way I was taught this is that (1x1)6 is essentially 1x6

1 times 6 is indeed six. 1 divided by 6 (as the instructions falsely instruct us to) would give 0.17 (rounded up)

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I like steroids being illegal because it gives a physical advantage to people who are willing to disobey the government.

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

It doesn't give 12 as a solution though.

The solution would be 6a+5. There's no way to know what the value of a is.

So if the solution were actually 12, A would be 7/6.

If the solution were 11, A would be 1. Etc.

This is also assume the "x" means times and isn't yet another undefined variable, since this bullshit equation uses * for multiplication elsewhere.

Pure retardation from some tard with a deletion syndrome.

 

[Japanese Beavis]

My life issue was all my friends and family left me on may 17th, and I've done nothing but use 4chan and kiwifarms.

I'M GOING TO RESORT TO NOT ONLY HUMILIATE MYSELF FURTHER, BUT POSTING A FULL BODY NUDE OF MYSELF, SHOWING MY *VAGINA* IF YOU DO NOT STOP ASSUMING WE ARE DATING.

OR I'M POSTING MY UGLY ASS ONLINE FOR *EVERYONE* TO SEE I AM A NATURAL BORN FEMALE.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

"This is a meme. Engraved on the meme is a finely-designed image of kiwis and an ogre. The ogre is lamenting. The kiwis are dancing."

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

TEXT IS HARD TO READ YOU DUMBASS.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

May God watch over them as they suck that dick in the fight against censorship.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I UNDERSTAND ME FREAKING OUT ON YOU ALL IS INSANE.

FOR FUTURE REFRENCE , IF I DO SOMETHING DISGUSTING LIKE THIS.

CONTACT ME PRIVATELY AND EXPLAIN THE SITUATION CALMLY INSTEAD OF TROLLING ME WHICH PISSES ME OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I DON'T SPEAK GEN Z SLANG.

THE ONLY WORDS I'VE BEEN TAUGHT ARE VIBING AND SLAY QUEEN.

(There’s probably more…)

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

It is right and good to desire the absolute destruction of the French.

 

[umami's milk]

(There’s probably more…)

Yeah.

BY ALL MEANS,

TELL MY BRAIN TO SHUT UP.

YOU KNOW THE HAMILTON SONG WHERE THEY ASK HIM WHY DOES HE WRITE ALL THE TIME?

I'M THAT.

This one killed me.

 

[stupid frog]

@Prehistoric Jazz
You give me 20 dirtbikes, 19 cool dudes with machetes and a truck of what you call petrol
Ill get you the biggest fuckin chicken burgers you ever saw