random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[mister meaner]

Is Null a fucking paranoid schizophrenic?

THE Dingus BANS ME YESTERDAY FOR POSTING A FUCKING FIFTH ELEMENT PICTURE IN GENERAL CHAT WHICH TRIGGERED HIS AUTIST BRAIN RECEPTORS INTO THINKING I WAS SOME STUPID TRANNY. BY ALL MEANS, I WAS A NEW FAG THERE WITH YEARS OF LURKING UNDER MY BELT BUT I DIDN'T KNOW JOSH WAS SUCH A FUCKING RAGING...

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Any quote from this page will do, but I like:

THE Dingus BANS ME YESTERDAY FOR POSTING A FUCKING FIFTH ELEMENT PICTURE IN GENERAL CHAT WHICH TRIGGERED HIS AUTIST BRAIN RECEPTORS INTO THINKING I WAS SOME STUPID TRANNY.

 

[Meat Target]

Who are they coming for next? Sneedy?

"I have to ashk you...about the Penish Mightier...."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Flat Earth is a spook. Midgets living in the Hollow Earth on the other hand...

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Do you know what? I will fuck you up the ass and when I ejaculate, guess what it will be? I will ejaculate the vaccine in your asshole. Guess what you can do about it? Answer is NOTHING. You will just take that ejaculated vaccine in your ass, you will moan, and you will complain, and you will be vaccinated.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

Went from obsolete farm equipment to a fresh vegetable

Fucking liberal DAs are going to free more nogs than Abraham Lincoln

If you are a prostitute or a stripper being bloated and farting all the time is generally not a great idea, unless you are catering to a very specific audience

I use kike as a perjorative so much that I forgot it meant jew, kek.

Mentally ill man who mutilated off his penis tells women how it really is.

This post says that the "Hoax Post" is itself a hoax.

Kangaroos in the court.
Kabuki in my bed.
FBI can't get me out of their head.

Last time I ate at an ethnically diverse table, I ate with my feet and took a shit on the plate when I was done. Everyone stood up and clapped.

Writer has obviously never seen a PT cruiser before. Little fuckers are like cockroaches

I'm still laughing. None of the rest of you are even real! Get back in my head!!

 

[Meat Target]

You might need to advance your theory of mind a bit until it can conceptualize people who are so soul-blightingly moronic that they are sure they aren't.

 

[JustSomeDong]

He who controls the stats controls the narrative, he who controls the narrative controls the groupthink, he who controls the groupthink controls everyone.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Damn. I'm kinda flattered, thank you frendo

 

[Hitman One]

On this week's episode, Kevin and his new gay lover, a homeless deadbeat dad named Bryan Loeper, go on a road trip to Madison to visit a eunuch clown prostitute and his monstrous associates.

 

[Meat Target]

I have no idea what caused this complete and utter spergery, but maybe you should stop ranting about Scientologists and take your fucking meds.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I cannot bring you pictures of my cat today. Null has decided I'm a jew

 

[NyQuilninja]

everyone knows that sandwiches were invented in africa by king obungo da kang VII

They can go fuck themselves, in the ass, with a barbed-wire-wound wooden dick.

 

[Meat Target]

If murder isn’t a crime, I can finally dig up those hookers in the backyard and return them to their next of kin.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's okay, you stuck your tongue in my pussy - and now it smells like Red Robin. Yum.

https://kiwifarms.pa/attachments/sc...lequin-adams-denfur-haileyadamsx-png.2384840/

(Props to @Cerabella for this little nugget of joy.)

 

[Local Fed]

If your politics lead you to defend people who want to have sex with foxes from Christians, maybe rethink your politics.

Here is a list of countries where marital rape is illegal or legal.

"Smurfs = cops" What?

 

[Positron]

I don't know where this belongs so I put it here:

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Will this be the dilator that breaks the trannie's crack?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The post also lists robocop as "not a cop" when he's literally an actual officer of the law. it's in the fucking name his ass is a ROBO COP.

 

[Penis Drager]

Stop Massaging Toothpaste On Your Penis

 

[Ken Barlow]

Ironically, by sperging out like this you've sentenced yourself to a lifetime of Autistic reacts from now on.