random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fìddlesticks]

Did someone donate on my behalf? If so thanks friend, please let me know who you are so I can soul-murder some troons in your honor.

It's the above username and quote that tickled me in particular

What happened to just changing their avatars to the foot face guy?

What if the user doesn't have a penis?

TITS OUT FOR EVICTION!!!

In her last manifesto of the day so far, Danielle implores the President to understand that she’s a REAL celebrity and needs to be taken care of!

She has to hold them together at the seams, which coincidentally are her nipples

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Joshua "Jew Finger Necklace" Connor Moon has personally confirmed this on my geo cities blog.

i can't believe i'm retarded enough

I use the sticker like JAZZ HANDS!

I am so lonely.

"Hey, some of you Kiwis are all right. Don't come to Gamestop tomorrow."

What's the general consensus cow random quote posting? I have a few from a cow. I know I see some older OG cow quotes but this thread mostly is user generated quotes.

 

[Big Nasty]

I don't physically understand how you get so low as an ip2 streamer that you're lower than a Spanish rapist and a meth fiend who eats shit and fucks borderline retarded skitzo landwhales for a living

 

[KiwiFuzz]

BUT I WOULD STILL WEAR FUCKING GLOVES.

 

[verygayFrogs]

manifested in a way which out sick-fucks the likes of Nick Bates, and out-autisms Chris on Bathsalts.

One ticket for the Nope train to Fuckthatistan, please.

Is Jack Black a Smurf?

Clearly, penis is a big problem for those dudes

Tell us more about your Josef Fritzl sims fantasies.

I want to simulate an anal vore coming out party in the sims

Sounds like someone was triggered by toxic masculinity bro.

I miss @Ass Manager 2000.

Excuse me I am a rapist and will be referred to by my proper title. Don't make me take this to HR

Just admit you're a pedophile and get it over with.

You know you're pathetic when you censor the word 'fuck' on a site where 'nigger' is thrown around more than shit in a cage full of monkeys.

Eat my hairy white ass Joe

Fucking short-bus moment

"Lego the Legos or I'll shoot!"

Yoga mat bread, fake fish, and pedophilia aren't good for profits.

Did they test the mayo to make sure it isn't Jared's leftover semen?

I’ll hunt down all of the riggers, raggy.

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking toilet!

Niggers are sacred cows who shall not be infringed.

This is why you can't get laid.

I DO NOT CARE JUST DONT FLASH YOUR GENITALS AT CHILDREN YOU FUCKING FLEAMAN

Now say oo oo ah ah monkey man

Please now refer to me with the pronouns Nig/Ger

Further evidence that twinks don't deserve rights.

She’s just mad that the dog wouldn’t fuck her.

Would he have accepted eight hundred dollars worth of chicken?

Yes, and I even heard recently that the girl cock is actually a very useful tool when it comes to cavity searches. I guess somehow it's great at detecting anything that could be hidden in hard to reach places?

 

[Big Nasty]

I admit that when halfway through writing my previous comment I remembered that I was posting on a message board devoted to laughing at people who unironically have fetishes for shitting in diapers whilst wearing animal costumes.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"The brigading. The doxing. The Kïwî fãrmš."

From here.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

stupid chuds, can't even tell the difference between a man pretending to be a woman and a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

 

[Tookie]

And the Wogglebug and Frogman are not a gay couple. They are just good friends and colleagues who are both atheists and always will be.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Yeah but then you can't hide booze in there.

I inadvertently erased someone's sexuality by asking them why they didn't identify as pansexual.

 

[mr.moon1488]

This girl neglected her sugargliders so badly one of the was starving and ate the other.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

#JoshuaMoon I sincerely hope he suffers. If you're seeing this Josh, go fuck yourself, get some help. You're website of Nazis, terrorists, and pedophiles just bullied and autistic man to death. I sincerely hope karma kicks your ass, and if I doesn't I will.

https://twitter.com/possumofchaos/status/1409329770660171780

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Holy shit, imagine feeling so persecuted and brain fucked that camping on an arid pile of alpaca shit is preferable to living in the real world.

Oh my god. Is it too much to ask that whatever idiot they have camping out there hasn't staked down the tent and it's launched sky-high the next time they have some proper wind?
(I know with the Obligatory Consumer Electronics that all trannies have it's probably too heavy to do a Mary Poppins, but I want to believe).

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

"invaded my home and destroyed my polycule"

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/page-2645#post-9396685

 

[verygayFrogs]

The wife thing is surprising. I thought all zoos craved dick 24/7

It’s reminds me of the dolphin sex guide but infinitely more disturbing.

I cannot fathom how anyone could look at a lamb or a puppy and think “they’re just asking to be tortured and raped to death.”

THEY TOOK OUR JEEEERBS

If white's in sight you must ignite

Slenderman demands two more sacrifices by way of the fun chair.

YOU JUST SAID THE R-WORD WITH A HARD R!!!!

I am not the one tardraging that women are having sex.

You know you're pathetic when you censor the word 'fuck' on a site where 'nigger' is thrown around more than shit in a cage full of monkeys.

Go to horny jail gone terribly wrong.

We live in a world framing pedophiles and people who want to fuck the teletubbies as better than people who don't want to take a poorly researched and rushed vaccine...

implying anyone wants to see black women naked

It's women like her that justify my racism

I don't want to be seen to support notorious kiwi farms hate group.

Does winning a T&H tag mean we're on a hitlist for superkilling that emulator guy?

this is a ricearoni-approved gay-ass thread

anyone in here fart?

White supremacist home owners murder innocent teens selling girl scout cookies!

Niggers. It's niggers. Only a nigger will have a "handgun with an extended magazine".

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

A slight powerlevel: I've known my share of white nationalists

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This is like Kiwi Farms fanfiction come to life, the presiding judge in a troon/butcher legal fight is literally named Chad.​

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah, funny how the one and only vag in the thread that we weren't sure was "cis" or "trans" was the one infested with larvae.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

not everything needs to be cynical and jaded

 

[Zero Day Defense]

While you were studying the dictionary, I studied the noose.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

@Zero Day Defense really? I thought it was going to be the other one.

The weak shall fear the strong. Can this little niglet spell "Katana" - Heh, I think not. Welcome to the pain zone, darkie. No race reparations for you.