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[Burning Urethra]

if #notallmen, make #okaybuttheresstilltherestofthemen fucking stop. until we live in a world where male extermination specific to #therestofthemen wouldn't catapault us to paradise, based dworkin.

Somebody help me parse this profile post, please. I'm struggling.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is one of the dumbest things I've seen today.

 

[fine tooth comb]

Seymour Skinner stuck his dick inside of Fluttershy, remember that.

 

[The Marauder]

 

[LurkTrawl]

Stop. Fucking stop. Every time you dildo-gagging shitheads say "no one is going to...", then it means that is precisely what is on your agenda.

 

[Meat Target]

If I had a daughter, Genocide Barbie would be the first gift under the Christmas tree.

 

[tranny2000]

>Couldn't find tentacle porn to show to wife that it exists
>Found CP Sites instead

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Shi'ism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Big Nasty]

The more of their forum I see, the less I think they are shit stirrers and the more I think they are shit eaters.

 

[LurkTrawl]

They pass as a woman less than a fish market does to a blind man.

I'm sorry, but if you watch a late-night ad for the Schticky lint roller and think "I'm gonna order one of them so's I can fuck it", you have a mental illness, not a sexuality.

 

[Bad Gateway]

"No dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country."

Not sure whether Patton ever said that but he should have if he didn't.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm glad you're glad you're retarded

 

[Rotollo 2]

>"I was stuck and all I know how to do when faced with sexual discomfort is to have more sex"

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Party bus" is one of those obscenely trashy things I do not want to be associated with.

Who the fuck would traffic a troon? That's like robbing an outhouse and taking the shit to your local pawnshop.

I would like to unsubscribe from the "dead and mutilated child" newsletter. Thanks.

"sheeeit the sofa didn't kill him"
"put the recliner on top too"
"he still breathing"
"put another chair on him then"
"there that did it"

Null, it's time to rename this subforum "Guess The Skin Color"!

It's the current year+5, woman can have beards too you bigot

Fuck off nigger

"Hippity hoppity, don't look at the economy jewing you out of your property." - King Nog

Superman Returns would have made more sense with a black Superman: Lois gets knocked up so he fucks off back to Krypton.

White supremacists gonna wear thigh high socks and suck everyone's dick. It's really terrible

This reads like it was written by a genuine retard.

I'm sorry what the fuck am I reading? Either I am too stupid to understand this or this journos needs his meds.

Oh no no no no, this isn't how it's suppose to go. I was suppose to become rich by gambling my child's medical money! Q_Q

Fatty weep, fatty eat, fatty loses both her feet.

Cool now get the fuck out of my state you bald Californian faggot.

Piss Earth 2030

Cicadas I'd eat. Roaches are my pets.

God damn, you could fly a 747 through that gap.

Also: Wow, Asian Male/Black Female, that's a rare one.

So what you’re telling me is bisexuals are crazy fungus zombies, correct?

My anaconda don’t want none, unless you got coof, son

Fascism attracts losers like communism attracts pedophiles

You're worse off than I imagined. Both A&N and Autistic

 

[Meat Target]

At that point, just get yourself arrested. Same size room, same volume, but at least its cheaper. And that... thing, won’t be trying to fuck you.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

So far a man has fallen in love with his own sister and joined antifa.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Ver archivo adjunto 2189148

"Yes, I am a chad"
-thatanimesnob / roriconfan

 

[tranny2000]

You aren't a "Wyoming resident. You're a lizard-person invader and this was your first winter

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

So let's talk about the cum:

 

[Monolith]

So, basically it's a mating call for exceptionally deranged fanfic writers. Got it.