random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jonah Hill poster]

Police crack down on crime:
"abolish police acab 1312"

Police don't crack down on crime, store owners start blowing away criminals en masse:
"Why dey be shootin our baybehz? They only robbin da place! Get da popo to arrest them!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Every unit of energy spent on troons is a unit of energy not spent on colonizing Mars.

Mayonnaise and banana sandwiches.

Yeah this was a justifiable homicide.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Is there a "don't stick your dick in crazy" but for retards?

CASTLE MAN GOES WEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Terror soldiers males are sometimes known to have a “vagina”, just read news on Twitter any day of the year to find “TransGender” news stories. Country, in terror comm, is a “treasonous vagina”." -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[verygayFrogs]

Man, why do all the most upstanding niggers live in Minneapolis?

 

[Gone Ham]

“I’m not coping! I’m not coping!” He cried as he slowly turns into amhole.

They're going to scissor and rub their coin slots together

 

[Meat Target]

The Kiwifarmer Dilemma: You want the cops to do their jobs but if they do their jobs the funny stops.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"Sounds like a disturbing thing, when I first read kiwifarms my brain went to an actual farm ..... that farms kiwis ..... posibly with jerk farmers that steal art. Its a fucked up world it could happen."

"Bro KiwiFarms was right some people really do use DID to justify predatory behavior"

"We could fix this ... Just get the FEEDERS from Kiwi Farms to kidnap her and force feed her chicken nuggets. That will show her"

"Ironically, the community with the best archive practices I have ever encountered is Kiwi Farms. Absolutely 110% pure unadulterated toxicity, but they could teach the Library of Congress a thing or two about how to capture content."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Country Music Channel = .25 Caliber, vaginally holstered, custom gun used mostly by female SDA terror soldiers

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Pretty sure the Chicago mayor is actually a Jim Henson made puppet. All she does is stare blankly while flapping her lips to the sounds of whatever the establishment is making her say.
Think about it. You've never seen her legs.

 

[Plague Flea]

He's about as non-white as an albino Norwegian man at a Starbucks, and the lyrics are the equivalent of flashing everyone on the bus with his home address written on his balls.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I go more balls to the wall than a Chuck E. Cheese

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Any day now! Texas will have spikes in cases any day now!" - Branch Covidians

If you want to fucking live in a goddamn mud hut with a child bride go back to pakistan you useless subhuman.

Jesus Christ. Outside of the USA they honestly just don’t have laws.

India can't nuke Pakistan to hell and back soon enough.

Every day I wish paranoid schizoposters like me would be proven wrong just once

I mean, he has a point.
I’ve seen some shit.

Remember all teachers have an ethnic hatred of your children.
You're mandated by the state to leave your children with these people 7 hours a day, for 18 years of their life

I'm tired of Alex Jones being right all the time...

Oh also someone tell the cute and crazy teacher lady that I did what she asked. I came at her.

"Might?" They might identify as cats? Oh Arkansas, I know people use "backwards" to imply low education and stupid, but anymore it should imply naivete.

Your succubus gf will either be a troon or a little girl. Welcome to Babylon.

I wonder how hot that obese dude in that suit is.

Anyone that doesn't think BLM is the biggest Glowops of Glowops is a fucking dingbat lunatic.

nOBODY REALLY NEEDS AN INDICATOR FOR CAPSLOCK. eVERYONE KNOWS WHEN THEY HAVE IT PRESSED. tHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH pAUL'S KEYBOARD.

That sounds kinda adorable tho
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As long as they're not messing with their hormones, or spaying and neutering them, I'm firmly pro cat-children

This should be shocking to no one...if it is might I recommend you review how government agencies dealt with commies until McCarthy started blowing up their spot. Also how pretty much every power structure ever has dealt with pieces of shit in their midst since forever.

I reserve judgement until Ron Weasley shoots up a school.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Welcome to covid, the disease where the rules are made up and facts don't matter

The biblical writers fucked up with that passage, instead of the meek it's the NEET's who will inherit the earth...

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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“Sex isn’t always about an orgasm. Sometimes it’s about making your partner relax until they pee/squirt in your hand for the first time and letting them know it’s ok <3”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm getting the good kind of autism right now

font nazies

it's really hard to tell who is retarded and who glows in the dark.

 

[Spunt]

Chris-Chan is retarded.

Webbigail Vanderquack and I will go on an expedition to Kumandra today.

 

[Antipathy]

This guy has a lot of theories. I'd love to see him put them into practice. I'd love to see him 'assess the threat' of a coal black Congo nigger like Floyd, drugged off his gorilla nips on jungle juice. Wielding a banana menacingly. Would his theories apply then?

My sneed and testosterone levels are down

Redditors cannot love, or feel love. Any divine spark that they may have possessed has been extinguished. A redditor is merely an empty vessel to be filled by cat pictures and globohomo propaganda, a hylic, a NPC, a born slave. The soul of the reddit bugman or bugwoman is twisted, blackened, infinitesimally small. God willing, it will one day be perfectly legal to slay a redditor wherever they may stand, for any reason. The narwhal will never bacon at midnight ever again, inshallah.

So high that if the diastolic was the systolic it would still be in the red.

Stop making me sympathize with people who think sex dolls are the future, you selfish whores.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

We need more diversity in school shootings.

 

[HumanHive]

Probably saw the dog in Null's avatar and decided he had to get rid of his competition.