random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PIÑA]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

i shower regularly and there is nothing around my front door. I was shot for trying to expose the CIA drug mafia in Venice Beach at the height of Contragate. That it happened at a dumpster was coincidental, not the motive.

 

[419]

I believe the judge over ruled it because he wants to be tough on me.

too batshit to pass up

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I don't need Elon Musk rewiring my TERF brain because he secretly likes a surprise pickle.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

KF doesn't ban people for using no-no words you niggerfaggot jew retard.

 

[Haffhart]

Shekelsforeskin? You guessed his name! You're free of his curse now!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In the name of Jesus, you'll fall on your knees in a syphilis fit and die.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Just A Butt]

My teeth aren't rotted. It's the opposite, they're well formed and just built different. Most people have pussy faggot teeth. I have murder monkey teeth.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I hate people like you. You need to load that shit and shoot your dick and then cry and bleed to death in horrible agony. You evil evil evil dickface fuckfag.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Hillary Clinton is part of someone's fetish. Let that sink in.

"Chairman Rose took my fucking crystal meth, can't have shit in Galar."

Nigga you got offended over a sticker on your post you have no grounds to talk

Damn, @Realplaya420, why are you such a degenerate coomer?

Can true coom bloom on the Kiwi Farms?

Because you're a fucking coomer who stated he cooms everyday bro to Disney channel shows.

>I don't have the energy to deal with you fucktards
>Still has the energy to wank

Go get some orthodontics and aqcuaint yourself with fluoride, Dracula.

Self-admitted literal nigger subhuman ape.

go and find it yourself you piece of fucking trash mothernigger.

I’m sorry, that thread is great

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

And I had said I wanted the machine to turn me into Neil Breen so Shmorky and I could overthrow the US government together.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"Please pray for my Fupa, thanks"

https://kiwifarms.pa/attachments/screenshot_20210221-161812_youtube-jpg.1938706/

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s the vagina that results from taking witness statements from people who think they saw a vagina and the police release the artist’s version to the public but when they arrest the real vagina it looks nothing like it.

 

[verygayFrogs]

What keeps your liferaft afloat is all your tard cum you filled the pool with

Really? That's too personal for you? After telling everyone your fapping habits?

ok prudish elitist piece of shit

"I'm trying to cum to this, and I can't do it when you don't talk to me like I want it."

Sorry I'm not suicidal so I can't fufill your driving someone to suicide fetish you evil fuck

Cope. Seethe. Have sex.

To stop being a retard cumbrain?

Eat shit faggots I just broke your new toy with one post.

YOU CAN TAKE MY VIRGINITY FROM MY COLD DEAD DINK YOU HORRID FOID EN-GARDE!

Why did you kill the fun

Rest in piss virgin with rage.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's fascinating how different but absolutely horrible these things are.
Gaping flesh tunnel, obvious empty ballsack, gunshot wound, too many holes and so on. The genital butchers are really creative.

If what's left of your genitals makes people interpret stuff into it like fucking tea leaves you went very wrong somewhere.

pyrotechnic gender reassignment device

 

[Canned Bread]

Was watching porn last night and it was wonderful! It starred Jada Fire and Marie Luv, two voluptuous ebony women and two guys. The man is standing up and both Jada and Mare suck his dick at the same time and he says "put that dick between those fucking lips" multiple times. Jada Fire then goes into the piledriver position, Manuel Ferrara cums onto her butthole and Marie Luv says "Gimme summa tha fuggin cum" in a gorgeous ebony accent right before she licks Manuel's nut out of Jada's ass.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Just remember guys, if Realplaya420 was brave enough to approach his Kiwifarms crushes, you are brave enough! True and honest love is legal on the Kiwifarms

 

[Weed Eater]

Thank you for censoring your bad words on this Christian forum.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Do not judge me for how poor I am compared to Chris. He had $7.50 a day. I only had $2.50 off his daily allowance just because of gender difference and pay inequity. I am still seeking for a guyfriend and yes, I am not married and I am not pregnant. I am still single and physically celibate (not counting the blue speculum with lights on top and the phallus ultrasound camera).

Each individual sentence from this concentrated autism could make a standalone random.txt.