random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAct...was_shot_at_in_a_drive_by_and_implies/cropdjp

No, I'm assuming OP means Kiwi Farms, which is very similar to /cow/

 

[HG 400]

http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAct...was_shot_at_in_a_drive_by_and_implies/cropdjp

@Null

lol fucking owned #shotsfired http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

[Ruin]

Autostraddle.com is like the Huffington Post of lesbianism

 

[DuskEngine]

Drive-by GamerGat'ns

 

[Scratch This Nut]

"Your penis is weapon" https://kiwifarms.net/threads/marij...ogger-2-the-revenge.7420/page-833#post-740315

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Watcher]

They'll all get their page one day.

From /kiwi/ on kiwifarms.net and ED

 

[Le Bateleur]

You would be surprised by just how much of a normal person do i seem.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

"I am merely saying that hating others feels better than hating yourself and that it feels great to feel superior than others."

 

[CatParty]

I like him in a non gay way. I wish i was like him, i wish i spoke like him, moved like him, i wish i even looked like him. He was born in the wrong period of time, if he was born 200 years ago or even 100 years ago he would be a true gentleman. Rest in peace my fallen prince Elliot Rodger 23.5.2014

 

[JU 199]

Thonis-

"I can fuck over a few kiwies if you want to play games. I can expose their personal lives on sluthate. I know some members pretty darn well."

 

[Le Bateleur]

Autism, savior me the pathetic crap.

TJ returns, and it is glorious.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Maruukat]

DrFanta (from his own thread)-

Thank god for Tor, or else I never would've been able to achieve that.

 

[JU 199]

DrFanta- "Could you STOP downvoting my posts? It's annoying and cowardly."

 

[Colress]

Besides, it's just harmless farting.

-DrFanta

 

[sugoi-chan]

People resort to squeezing mad clips to shut a trans woman up.

- ADF, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ahuviya-harel-adf-phillip-v-haskins-delici.681/page-446#post-754123

 

[Watcher]

Is it Threadworthy?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

"We are your only friends, and we hate you"
- MyBallsYourChin, in response to Thonis whining about how he hates errbody in teh world!

 

[JU 199]

"We are your only friends, and we hate you"

Thats kind-of an epic quote. I Gotta give @MyBalls YourChin some credit.