random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Doctor Placebo]

The end of Social Justice would be humanity reduced to four of the darkest niggas, living in a cave, arguing over who has the darkest skin.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"Wait, wait! I'm a lawyer!" he cried as the rioters and the glowies and the city's children and cats themselves beat him to death.

Pardon the double post, but this one is too good not to add as well.

 

[Army Burger]

Niggas like fried chicken more than freedom

 

[Just A Butt]

In what way is it sad that someone would want to delete their account not everyone likes to be berated for a mistake jesus you people are really as bad as everyone says.

I forgot to grab it before it went to Spergatory

 

[Ciscoipphone]

I see nothing wrong with an owl alien giving someone an organism, unless it was a parasite.

 

[Just A Butt]

That's specie-centric. Please check your human privilege and educate yourself about the digestive track of other mammals.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"Ah, time for some clothes. Only the finest JC Penny Hawaiian video game themed shirts and pants, please tailor. I must look exquisite for my awaiting fans."

I do have my DNA test. I have some merchant DNA from both sides of my parents.

 

[Stardust]

Doubt it. You seem mal-adjusted and you're posting on this forum so those are both strikes against you.

 

[mr.moon1488]

@Doctor Placebo Somehow I'm not the least bit surprised by that BoxerShorts factoid.

 

[Picklechu]

Anybody who bitches about microaggressions needs to have macroaggressions applied to them.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I've heard it described as a "meat hijab for his micropenis." How accurate is this statement?

 

[Positron]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We should make a deal with the Communists. We'll allow them to put all the bankers against the wall and in return we get to say nigger, everyone wins.

 

[verygayFrogs]

What is it about magic horses that drives people to such insanity?

I don't think this is normal behavior. A possible cure is a lobotomy.

Now I am become Diaper, destroyer of worlds

I hope they all transform into raped corpses

Have you figured out why you like fucking dogs yet?

That's a vageen

I just found an unstale chip between one of my rolls. We eat like a king tonight.

I control your butthole.

Feed those Texans their real chili; murder a person or a dog and use their meat instead, since beef is verboten in the True and Honest variation.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

It’s just so tone deaf for someone who went on a three day crying binge because somebody said GERD wasn’t cripplepunk.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Once again, Lindsay Ellis overshadows Lupa by being everything Allison wishes to be.

She's proven herself to be better at cancelling babies, for one thing.

 

[Monolith]

it's like jacking it into a sock except instead of thinking about that one hot chick who's out of your league you just think about the sock

 

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[TaimuRadiu]

I love the fact that this site has so destroyed my search history that when I search for "White Girls" it knows I mean "fuck dogs."