random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DumbDude42]

only the most powerful gods have autism.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Do you have a non-Euclidean anus that extends into higher dimensions?

 

[Army Burger]

I'm still worried about you from that fart post.

just found out that 6 of the 9 guys in my team have diabetes. Now that's job security.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Excuse me sir, this is a website for people who love flightless birds from New Zealand. Or is it the fruit? I never get it right.

 

[Army Burger]

Remember, she never completed Highschool. She dropped out. So this is not a Highschool diploma. At best, she is holding her middleschool completion form. And at worst, a deformed banana.

Why not design a rudimentary fox costume out of paper plates and a coat, grab your old stuffed animal out of storage, and fuck it?

why are we talking about a kiwifarms user who's known as "Dr Diaperchair"

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS A LETHAL EMERGENCY, MY POOP HOLE NEEDS TO BE FINGERED RN!!!!!

 

[Spooky Bones]

gay furry democrat cuck shut the fuck up thats not even a valid argument you fucking dope

 

[Spooky Bones]

I didn't ask for this you exceptional individual, eat pig shit

 

[AprilRains]

I didn't ask for this you exceptional individual, eat pig shit

You are on a site dedicated to observing the internet antics of retards. You don't have to ask in order to get seen.

 

[Spooky Bones]

You are on a site dedicated to observing the internet antics of exceptional individuals. You don't have to ask in order to get seen.

LOL now he is mass rating posts "dumb" in this thread

 

[la mort]

LOL now he is mass rating posts "dumb" in this thread

It seems that you seriously hurt this faggot's feelings, LMFAO!

 

[AprilRains]

LOL now he is mass rating posts "dumb" in this thread

He's clearly a very special boy.

@Lucius Cincinnatus , there are some threads where having a quote featured is a bad thing, but this isn't necessarily one of them. Your quote has been nominated as something to put at the top of the page at random, like those other quotes you see up there sometimes. Some of them are silly, but some of them are great.

Yours was incredibly stupid, of course, but in general it's not a bad thing to have a quote featured here.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Someone's been getting too much salt in their processed food. I'd recommend going out to the grocery store and buying some fresh produce.

 

[Army Burger]

"Here lies Kevin, COOM AND CONSOOM."

If anyone is in the mood to corrective rape him, that's when you know you'll have an audience.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I'm posting this from my local bar stupid, don't project your autistic flaws onto me

 

[Spooky Bones]

Awww, @Lucius Cincinattus is an ex-Kiwi now

 

[Army Burger]

When was the last time a dedicated wiki updated their news feed with your latest bowel movement?

Woo-hoo! 1000 pages of degeneracy!

Crimes are generally illegal.

Fucking boomer thinks the peacock is the CBS logo.

The Caillou fic is the most based thing I've ever read.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

from today's stream
"i'm not talking about murder, im talking about state sanctioned assassination which is completely different"
"butt stuff is different than homicide"
"the cleanliness of your penis is not special"
"cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish"

 

[Army Burger]

Man, can’t wait to see what all the blue check marks who can’t stop praising Colin Kaepernick will do once a brave strong woman squeezes her testicles into a uniform.

OK NO FUCKIN' WAY I'M LETTING "HIV+ AMERICAN" SLIDE WITHOUT A MENTION.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I don't care if it isn't possible, Kylo Ren needs to fuck my brains out while he bleeds all over me, after he slaughtered a good half dozen men, including Snoke." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Army Burger]

Black women don't count unless they're American.

What 19 year old doesn’t want the body of a 40 year old subject on Botched?