random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[heyilikeyourmom]

you're making my mom look bad.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

From the Comicsgate thread:

I've come in and argued against you all joining in on the manipulative, dishonest witch-hunt which is currently being pursued in here, on Twitter, YouTube, Discord and god knows what else...

And later on, in the very same post:

The only thing I regret is you missed my Christchurch joke.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I never knew being a president increased the pressure of cum inside your balls.

Let he who is without tard cum dick the first stank ditch.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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i'M going to shoot null with a grenade launcher from a helicopter This i serious and there will be no survivor

 

[that jerk over there]

I think most men are going to understand having a cock is important.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Cumlord is inarguably the most wholesome thing posted in this entire thread.

It's just weird that we have heterosexual women pretending to be gay men to have sex with heterosexual men pretending to be gay men so they can have sex with the woman. It all just seems so needlessly convoluted.

 

[Revo]

You all are just emotionally challenged , insecure adults using the internet to abuse people. What'll happen is the GLOBAL government will start regulating stuff like this and come down on everyone all because you worthless little dicked shits can't get over your butthurt in life.
And you won't win against them

Shove the glade candle up your ass.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I can attest to most of what she says and so can many others in my hometown - namely that deniable energy weapons are manned by military psychopaths who do enjoy targeting genitalia and so forth.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The person concerned has been declared legally incompetent by a court because of a psychical problem and it is quite immoral to continue to make fun of her.

 

[Floop]

Rosses are red
You'll call me a nigger
But you crackers mad
Cuz our dicks is bigger

 

[Bionicle of War]

Can’t we all just get along and suck dick in peace?

 

[TaterBot]

"I came to conclusion that this dude is renting free on your head. "

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

There's no reason anyone should be taking hyperbolic comments about furries on this Lithuanian basket weaving forum seriously.

Tulsi won't drop out unless she can behead Hillary and drink her blood.

Oh I think you will find that Sacagawea Warren has quite a lot of experience in desperately trying be part of a race that was never hers to begin with....

Prep the lube Bernie Bros.

Warren came across as the wine-guzzling teacher at school that nobody likes who sat alone in the teacher's lounge orgasming over that single fun-sized Three Musketeers she allowed herself at 1:15 every day.

The only sexual gratification Jack can experience is from the prostate stimulation he gets from passing his massive triple cheeseburger shits

Hey, a good video! Good job!
Now you only need to lose another 350 lbs to be human.

 

[TV's Adam West]

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Well shit, you can take Bubba out of the shower but you can’t take the shower out of Bubba.

I can't believe Chris is a murderous TERF like Blaire White. Chris-Chan is cancelled folx.

I don't understand siding with thots. It looks like cuckoldry.

my own group of cats so aggressive that they were named after a literal terrorist organization

this is my territory you fishy crotch jungle mexican

 

[Floop]

“The only thing worse than the thot is the simp who allows such degeneracy.”
-Albert Einstein

 

[Return of the Freaker]

update on my mental health during the primaries: I just ordered a toe ring

UUUUGGGGHHHH! UUUUGGGGHHHH! DADDY JIM, FUCK MY ASSHOLE! UUUGGGHHH! YES! FUCK MY ASS! DADDYYYY! UUUUUUGGGGHHH! GOTTA SEND MORE SHEKELS! TO FUNNY VOICE MAN! UUGGGHHHH!

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

NSFW.. It's an actual picture of a dog penis inside a human penis.

 

[Floop]

Who even likes twitch thots? Just find a cute trap.

Cats may not be man's best friend, but they definitely are a thot's worst enemy.

Cats are for fags and old ladies, and sadly I'm neither of those.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Can you get corona from motorboating big jewish titties though?

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I couldn't focus on anything else because of the toecuffs.

This LEGO Movie x Madoka Magica story defeated me. It won. I lost.

That's, like, the last character I'd ever expect to see fetish art of, but here we are.