random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Konstantinos]

"THAT'S ILLEGAL IN THE WWE AND YOUR GOING TO FREAKING JAIL BASTARD BITCH!!"

 

[NeetBoy]

"From what I know, "lolcow" is a term for someone on the autism spectrum, and "kiwi farm" is some forum."

- https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi...u_on_twitter_this_person_sent_a_video/coeua1h

 

[Sigyn]

2. Millions found dead after I change the website's font.

-Null, being a smartass

 

[CatParty]

growing up and be mainstream and get laid sucks!
I will keep on loving mylar balloons.
moving on and growing up is for losers!

 

[Sigyn]

Dick Squad are like the US postal service; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of showing idiots pictures of dicks.

- @neelyky

 

[CatParty]

for example, i am proud that i think western women want and deserve rape, that i'm a racist, that i impregnated a sick woman. i am proud of these things. i will include all of it and more.

 

[Alex Krycek]

"Like you won't see Tyce with a barbeque grill. No no no no no, he's the kinda person who would wanna eat at.. at Taco Bell or one of those foreign places."

 

[KingofManga420]

"Hi Brianna Wu!"

 

[Falcon Lord]

You don't see those gay people drinking milk, do you?

 

[Dr. Meme]

You don't see those gay people drinking milk, do you?

"they were dancing around with rags on their heads, I knew they were gay."

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"For some reason, when I open the vial, I pour it into the origin point. Her navel. Flashes of ultrasounds over a period of nine months, God at work creating his trademark. Whoever cut her umbilical cord is an artist."

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-2-12_18-32-43-png.15828/

---2012 WrongPlanet post from guess who

 

[Dr. Meme]

Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary.

 

[KingofManga420]

"Children as young as 11 are having sex"

 

[Sigyn]

He's talking about cutting baby dicks off. - @Dynastia

 

[CatParty]

So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities.

should be bolded on top of every page

http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=273971&sid=c9c0c4af1c831133bf0817e2b452a53e

 

[HG 400]

This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.

 

[Arctic]

Some brilliant quotes from Moviebob.

- "I will finish that doomsday device that wipes out the entire planet except for me, Natalie Portman and Veronica Zemanova."
- "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets."
- "It really is a dillema. For gaming to progress as a medium, it needs a superior, progressive audience."
- "In my memories, the Great Console Wars dragged on like my own private Vietnam, and it didn’t help that I was still constantly in trouble at school and in and out of therapy at the time for anger, attention and authority issues."
- "...particularly useful for passing time sitting in the car after work, waiting for the rest of the house to go to sleep before heading home. …I promise that last part isn’t actually as sad as it sounds."

 

[Sigyn]

I have a feeling this is the beginning of something gay and unrealistic.

@Oglooger being a winner

 

[Linako 2.0]

"Maybe if you actually smoke weed like me, you would be chill"

 

[NeetBoy]

People who know their way around in the world of blogs, message boards and handles.

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