random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Honeyrabbit]

"Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?"

 

[Handsome Pete]

But I am a veteran of many discussions on reddit, twitter, tumblr, my blog, various other sites .

 

[Dr. Meme]

Hey @Null, is there anyway we can read all the random_text.txt in one place?

 

[Null]

Hey @Null, is there anyway we can read all the random_text.txt in one place?

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Hey @Null, is there anyway we can read all the random_text.txt in one place?

http://kiwifarms.net/data/quotes.txt

also, my suggestion for the random quote list:

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

 

[YI 457]

Cock.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"tom dickson were he live"
"Dude! You just disrespected the Doritos!
"I haven't seen a fuckin' skeleton come out of a fuckin' person! Have you? That's what I fuckin' thought!"

 

[Cuck Norris]

I AM very close to GOD and I AM doing GOOD by spending my valuable time47 on here trying to help everyone.

I AM in heaven.

 

[Konstantinos]

"So Shut The Hell and Fuck Up."

"Hmpf!"

 

[Le Bateleur]

Well, at least Rarity hasn't peppersprayed anyone and walked off with a "Hmmph!".

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[Watcher]

a wretched hive of scum and villainy

 

[Null]

"So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities."
Who_Am_I
Wrong Planet Moderator

 

[The Knife]

Like TMZ if everyone shit themselves.

 

[Sammy]

Spoiler

"morning boner LOL"

 

[I'm With Chris]

"All you devils can 1920180115 5138 0208518 066 23920802120 135"

Translation: "stroke each other off without me."

His ragequit, "final words" after getting his board splashed with goatse -lol.

 

[CWCissey]

I DON'T WANT OBAMA TO SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS!

 

[Ruin]

I'm so American I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was prostate cancer I TOLD HIM TO SHUT HIS COMMIE MOUTH!

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

I DON'T WANT OBAMA TO SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS!

"We'll make an open source 3D model of your dick and send it to the whitehouse."

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"I'm not a Sex-Bot!"
"They can't have a Sex-Bot of me in the White House!"