random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
>not having a clit like a hyena

 

[Null]

 

[Judge Holden]

caaaaaalled it
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/roseanne-reboot-is-coming.32970/page-3#post-3283199

 

[Idea Waifu]

I demand a human female to want to play with my penis and allow me to ejaculate inside her.

i just want pussy now

 

[Keystone]

PS: IM ETHNIC

From the incel community watch

Spoiler

 

[Antipathy]

It reminds me of people saying they were born in the wrong generation, except they wish they were fourteen year olds tricking tards into having phone sex with them.

 

[Positron]

it was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure

 

[Idea Waifu]

Girls can be cute even if they havent shaved, showered, or put on make up for three days and look like garbage

Spoiler: source

 

[neger psykolog]

https://twitter.com/tuIpamancer/status/989676532305145858
http://archive.fo/D7yiO

 

[LN 910]

Isn't Keemstar the Keemstar of Keemstars?

 

[Army Burger]

 

[LucasSomething]

Yanderedev / Alexander Mahan

"Being a KiwiFarmer should be an instant death sentence"
"These are people who actively wish harm upon me and work against me"
"It's like Alfred let's the Joker, Two-Face, and Scarecrow into the Batcave"

 

[Hellfire]

"In the end he just had me walk int he rain to mcdonald's for him as punishment."

 

[AnonAutismo]

Goddammit, I can't believe I had to defend ISIS from a film making standpoint.

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

i've honestly seen roblox porn that has more dignity than that shit

 

[usernames can change now!]

take a 15 minute browse through the gay section of any porn site and find that gay lust for old men is in no short supply

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

That was already on random.txt though

 

[Army Burger]

 

[AnonAutismo]

"This isn't going to go on Kiwi Farms?"

-Bryan Dunn